The Hate Page 2
4) Leonardo DiCraprio
Last but not least is Leonardo DiCaprio. The gay loser. He can't act (that is the kindest thing I can think of). I put him after the others because he still has some trace of acting ability, but not much. Man in Iron Mask, French king, California (specifically LA) accent. One good thing is he plays his real self as the egotistic king. Titanic - lamest emotional scenes ever (meaning no emotion at all). He has about as much emotion as Arnold in Terminator, but Arnold is supposed to play a robot. This guy is a lame bisexual freak. Just listen to all those teeny boppers (mostly from Europe) say crap like "I want to marry him". Well, first of all HE IS AN IDIOT, and secondly HE COULDN'T CARE LESS ABOUT ANY OF YOU FANS.
Rating : 4
- a masterpiece
5) Pamela Anderson
Ditto. Home Improvement was a great show, because she played a minor role (the only role she can play without using her breasts as an asset). No acting skill at all, instead using her silicon enhanced tits (breasts, whatever) to make money off Playboy. And then there is the infamous *ahem* home video of her husband and her ummmm..... playing, to put it mildly. Sic, sic, sic, sic, sic, sic, sic, sic, sic, sic, sic, sic, sic, sic, sic, sic, sic, sic, sic, sic, sic, sic, sic, sic, sic, sic, sic, sic, sic, sic, sic, sic!!!!!!!!! Go watch Baywatch (Boobwatch, Breastwatch, Buttwatch, B****watch, etc., the list goes on), and see the "acting" involved, as far as I know, it should be called "Exposing as much skin as possible" (can't think of a one single word to put it). Ever see the theme of Boob .. whoops, Baywatch? When they introduce Pamela Anderson in the lifeguard swimsuit, the two uhhhh... things just bouncing??!?!?!? Christ that is sick.
To sum it up, her only assets: her breasts, maybe some other body parts in her little off-air activities (sic).
I cannot find any suitable pictures to put into this page because their nature is not right for a cybercommunity like FortuneCity. But there is an extremely hilarious site called F(t) = Size of Pamela Anderson's Breasts showing the relationship between time and her breasts as a mathematical function (THEY JUST GET BIGGER AND BIGGER!!!! THEY CAN'T STOP GROWING!!!! AAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!). Imagine her by the year 2030. In fact there is a very good picture of that scenario in the link :)
Rating : 7
6) Sailor Moon (or Sell-a-moon) 
To start with I think anime is a bunch of CRAP in the first place. Look at the proportion of the eyes to the face. Interesting, the eyes are like 50% of their faces. Looking at a face with such huge eyes makes me nauseous already. Just look at the picture below. Look at the crappy drawing, the disproportionality of the face, the disgusting mouth! Also the animation quality is horrible and repeating. The speech is absolutely pathetic as well. The translation from Japanese to English stinx.
Strange is the fact that nobody can tell why Sell-a-... whoops, Sailor Moon is when she is in disguise. She wears a freakin tiara over her head. Big disguise. One big thing. It seems Darein (or whatever his name is) and Serena are having an illegal relationship because he is 20 or something and she is 15. That, for you little girls who don't know any law, is called seducing a minor, which is illegal in the USA (not sure about Japan though, not that I'm against Japan). All Sailor Moon does is have a teeny-bopper following of losers once again. How the hell can anyone like this show anyways? A big bunch of loud mouthed idiots go around to save Tokyo or something. If I wanted to see a "save the world" show there are plenty of others to watch, and for you feminists, there are plenty of better female heroes to watch. Somebody must cut this crap off the air.
Rating - 6
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