The Hate Page 3
Here we come to the third page of The Hate Page, dedicated to giving idiots a piece of our minds. Here is the crap rating again
1 is just crap
10 - take a guess what 10 means
7) Bill Gates
Well, not really that bad, but he is using his monopolistic power to eliminate all competition is very very very unsavory. HURRAH FOR THE US JUSTICE DEPARTMENT! Bust his butt. Microsoft software isn't that good, the only reason uses it is because there is no other alternative because Microsoft dominates the entire software industry. Which is as annoying as hell, because that means Microsoft doesn't have to improve its software to compete in the market (therefore the apt name Microshit). Office for example is a huge hard-drive eater that doesn't accomplish anything. Explorer is full of bugs. Even though it is full of bugs it is still killing Netscape. Oh well the Justice Department better stop the Microsoft juggernaut soon or its gonna be a bunch of crap for the future of the computer industry.
Rating : 3
Self proclaimed "baddest man on the planet". Oh well. He can't win the fight so instead he bit the other guy's ears off. For that he still got a s***load of money (27 million to be exact). Only 10% of his prize money (30 million) was fined! And he only got banned for 1 year! Jesus Christ that is about as stupid as the fact he got out of jail for rape in such a quick time. Interesting how a person convicted for rape can get out of jail in such a quick time and in an also quick time bit off a guy's ears. Now he is a referee for WWF. Pretty crappy way to go.
Other than the fact he probably can't take defeat so he just bit the other guy's ear to save himself from embarrassment (didn't do a very good job either, got more embarrassment than losing now), his past history is pretty crappy as well. Rape in 1992. Got out in less than 10 years (guess how? How did OJ get acquitted? Fame!). It is amazing they would even let an ex-con like that even into a boxing ring even again. They should learn a lesson from that now.
Rating : 8
To put it simply, a piece of crap. Bad acting, bad script, bad ending, bad director (stupid idiot James Cameron). Typical crappy love story with no acting, Leonardo DiCrapio was crap (hence his name). Here is list of really unfathomable things.
Jack (the bigger jerk) - uneducated, poor, spits, ugly, stealing a man's girlfriend, like a girl, can't draw , lusts for Rose, too poor to buy decent clothes, egotistic
Cal (the one less of a jerk) - educated, rich, ugly, rude to girlfriend, can't draw (but he owns some decent paintings), lutsts for Rose, overdressed poof, egotistic
* - want as in lust for
The list there speaks for itself. The only reason anyone likes the movie is because for the guys - Kate Winsett naked, for the girls - Leonardo DiCrapio. The movie makers are smart all right, they are making money (a heck of a lot). But this movie has got to be THE most overrated movie in history, because it is crap. It is full of overdressed poofters (the bit at the end? I want to kill the entire boat full of dignified idiots so bad). Just pissed me off to see all these losers.
Rating - 7 (for stupidity of script)
- 9 (for directing and acting or lack thereof)
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