1

 Honey I can explain

2

 Where the hell is that god forsaken son of bitch elf

3

 Save the whales

4

 The greatest mystery,Do bears take dumps in toilet seats in the woods

5

 Oh my goodness the biggest dump ever , ON A GUY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6

 Mom I'm sorry I broke all your dinner plates :(

7

 Yoda talk

8

 The stronger the concentration .................. THE HARDER THE DICK !!!!!

9

 Don't drink and fly

10

 The forming of a leader

11

 The nineteenth hole is allways the smallest one 

12

 The gundam wing kids turn gay

13

 Where "do" icicles come from ?

14

 Jesse Ventura goes big

15

 The roadkills that get ran over five times are allways the best

16

 This squirrel's got the cojones to kick your ass

17

 Are you in the mood for some titties