-Ghost Poopie

The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.

-Clean Poopie

The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

-Wet Poopie

The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and underwear so you won't ruin them with a stain.

-Second Wave Poopie

This happends when you're done Poopie-ing and you've pulled up your pants to your knees, and you realize that you have to Poopie some more.

-Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Poopie

The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

-Gassy Poopie

It's so noisy, everyone within earshot is laughing.

-Drinker Poopie

The kind of Poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

-Lincoln Log Poopie

the kind of Poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first Breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

-Corn Poopie

Self-explanatory

-Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poopie Poopie

The kind of dry Poopie where you want to Poopie but all you can do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

-Spinal Tap Poopie

That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you would swear it was leaving you sidways and all you want to do is suck it back in.

-Wet Cheeks Poopie (The Power Dump)

The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt gets splashed with water.

-Liquid Poopie

The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.

-Mexican Poopie(No Offense)

It smells so bad your nose burns.

-The Suprise Poopie

You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you're about to fart, but oops......a Poopie!!!

-The Dangling Poopie

This Poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done Poopie-ing it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.