YoMama is so fat her driver's license says 'Picture continued on other side."
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"YoMama is so poor the bank repossesed her cardboard box."
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"I could have been Yo daddy ... but the monkey in front of me didn't use a condom!"
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YoMama has got so much hair under her arms it looks like she's got Don King in a headlock.
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YoMama is so ugly ... her mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her!
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YoMama is so ugly when she was born the doctor looked at her ass then her face and said 'Simese Twins!'
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"YoMama is like a brick ... dirty, flat on both sides and always getting laid by Mexicans."
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"YoMama is so stupid ... she was on the corner giving out potato chips yellin' 'Free Lays'!"
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"YoMama is such a slut she gives out frequent rider miles."
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"YoMama is so poor ... her TV�s got 2 channels - ON and OFF!"
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"YoMama is so fat ... when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas!"
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"YoMama is like a carpenters� dream ... flat as a board and easy to nail."
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"YoMama is so hairy when she goes to the circus the bearded lady protests against non-union workers."
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"YoMama is so fat and black ... she jumped in the ocean and they thought she was an oil spill!"
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"YoMama is so nasty I called her for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection."
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"YoMama head so big it shows up on radar."
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"YoMama is so fat when she backs up she beeps."
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"YoMama is so fat when God said Let there be light� he told her to move her fat ass out of the way."
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"YoMama is so ugly she made an onion cry."
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