Eco-Challenge FS (2)
kayde -- ohhhh frell
says Kay, watching Rae get the rope ready.
"You go first Kay," says Rae. That way, I can be here to hold the rope for the two of you."
"First?" said Kay. Then realizing they would be there all night if she waited to get up her nerve, she swallowed hard, and put on the climbing gloves, and locked the pully clip to herself and the rope. Then as Rae and Sun hold the rope, Kay starts sliding and climbing her way across. A few feat out, she made the mistake of looking down over her shoulder.
"Oh frell, oh frell, oh frell." she said terrified.
"Don't look down Kay", said Sunny.
"JUst keep going, no matter what." offered Rae. "Keep going till you get to Sweetie waiting on the other side for you."
Kay keeps sliding across, and mumbling to herself. "I'm about to die, and I didn't even get to eat supper. Well, if I live through this, we ARE going to stop to eat. But, I probably won't live through this, so we should have eaten first. We are lost, and we are hungry and we are crosssing this huge canyon on a tiny little rope, and probably will die, and where are the others? WEll, I am sure they are not crossing canyons on tiny ropes. They are probably eating and sleeping like they are supposed to. Because they follow the rules. What the hezmana were we thinking.
Okay, okay, okay. I can do this. NO I can't. OH mama. Let me make it, let me make it.
Chryse74 -- They were snacking on trail mix
And making pretty good time. Grack turned out to be a pretty darn good map reader and chose an easy to medium path that still lead pretty straight to the dark zone. Instead of walking in the dry riverbed, the team had walked for quite a distance next to it along some old animal paths and only went down through it once to get on the other side.
Team Deviants made the occasional stop to rest and drink water. "At this rate, we should get to the edge of the Dark Zone by nightfall," said Grack.
"Good, I'll go and scout ahead while you guys sleep tonight," volunteered 'ghost.
"Great idea! You won't be affected by the dangers or whatever are in there. Thanks 'ghost." said Chryse.
"How much longer until we camp?" panted Wiz.
"Not too much, right Grack?" asked Chryse.
"Right, it should be another 3 hours before we make the Dark Zone, " replied Grack, studying the map and compass.
"Then lets get going, daylights awasting!" enthused Chryse.
Wiz just moaned and struggled to his feet. Team Deviants went on.
Raven-Kat -- “Is she going to make it?”
Sunny asks Rae, staring at Kay, who has made it halfway across the rope and is starting to have difficulty.
"She damned frelling well better." Rae informs Sunny, "Because I'm not about to be the brave one on this."
"You're scared of heights!" Sunny marvells.
"Yeah."
"Guys?" Kay's voice comes over the comm. "I think there's something wrong with my pully."
"Frell!" Rae hisses, slamming her fist into a tree-trunk.
"Um, it's cool." Sunny assures her. "I'll slide across and free her up."
"No." Rae shakes her head. "You should come across last, just in case I panic. I'll go get Kay."
"This should be interesting..." Sunny mutters.
"Frell..." Rae replies, sliding on a pair of climbing gloves and snapping her harness onto the rope.
"Uh, Rae?" Kay asks, panicked. "This rope's awfully thin... Is it strong enough?"
"Oh, the polymer WILL hold our combined wieght, all three of us, actually, if it needed to."
"THEN WHY AM I OUT HERE ALONE?" Kay wails.
"Stability. The more different objects you have moving in different directions up there, the less stable the rope is, which would slow us down a lot more than crossing one at a time." Rae wraps her hands tightly around the harness and pushes off. "Now HOLD STILL!"
"Will do, Rae."
"Don't look down, don't look down... FRELL... frell... frell..." Rae continues muttering to herself as she slides over to where Kay is tangeled in the rope.
"Hi." Kay says casually as Rae pulls herself up to her. "So, what brings you out to this neck of the woods?"
"Quiet, please... frell, frell, frell... frell..." Rae spot-check's Kay's harness, still cursing. "FRELL!" she shouts.
"Rae, it's going to be okay..." Kay assures her.
"No, it's not the height. It's your harness. It's broken."
"FRELL!" Kay replies.
"Um..." Rae reaches into her boot and pulls out a knife.
"Do NOT drop me!" Kay howls.
"Relax." Rae mutters. "I'm not going to let you get hurt. Look, it's going to be okay." She clicks her comm. "Sweetie, I need you to get out here and get something from my bag."
"On my way." Sweetie quickly flies out to join them and perches on the rope over their head. "What do you need?"
"A double harness. It's color-coded red. The hooks are black." Rae clamps her knife between her teeth and unzips her pack.
Sweetie quickly roots through her pack and locates an odd-looking harness. He pulls it out and drops it into Rae's lap. "This it?"
Rae nods sharply and makes a hand-gesture that seems to mean 'thankyou', then she grabs the harness, pulls Kay towards her and begins strapping her in.
"Are you sure this'll work?" Kay asks.
Rae nods slowly and finishes securing Kay and herself in the harness.
"Don't worry." She pulls the knife from her mouth and cut's Kay's original harness without warning.
"FRELL!" Kay yelps as she drops several feet.
"Sorry." Rae mutters, replacing her knife in her boot. "I though it might be better if you didn't know what to expect."
"Frell me dead..." Kay breathes.
"You two okay out there?" Sunny asks.
"What the frell do you think?" Rae demands. "We both frelling HATE heights!"
"Then get across quickly and you won't have to deal with them as much..." Sunny advises.
"Get frelled." Rae grabs Kay and pulls her upwards. "Grab the rope, Kay. Good. This is going to be just like rowing. we need to pull at the same time, or we're only going to get fouled up worse. Ready?"
"I think so." Kay nods.
"Pull." Rae orders, jerking the rope in her hands.
"Wow!" Kay yelps in surprise as their combined effort pulls them forward several feet.
They quickly make it across the rope and to the other side. Kay starts to unbuckle the harness, but Rae pulls out her knife again and slices through it. Then she walks into the underbrush and throws up.
"Rae, are you okay?" Sweetie asks carefully.
"NO!" Rae yells. She clicks her comm. "Sunny, you're clear. Get over here as quick as you can. I'm going to start dinner."
"I'll be right over." Sunny assures her.
"Frell, I could use a drink." Rae sighs, leaning against a tree.
Crais Mandroid -- “You’re frelling me!”
Crais accused Raegun. "Rae made it across that cliff? By herself?"
"Yup." Raegun said proudly. "That's my Rae!"
"Un-frelling-believable." Crais shook his head.
"What's the big deal?" Jila asked, finishing her dinner. "Great food, by the way, Larraq."
"Thanks." Larraq smiled shyly at Jila.
"So what's the big deal?" Jila repeated to Crais.
"Hm?" Crais began picking up plates. "Rae's got some... hang-ups I think is the Erp word, about high places. Didn't you know?"
"No." Jila shook her head. "I didn't..."
"Hmm... Well, I guess she's just being Rae." He paused. "We should leave as soon as I'm done with the dishes." He noticed Jila staring at him. "What?"
"You guys cook AND do dishes?"
Crais grinned. "Rae says that we used to be almost useless, so she reprogrammed us."
Larraq nodded. "Taught us how to cook."
"And do the dishes." Velorek added.
"And play every sport she can." Crais noted. "And do spinal adjustments. Of course." He winked at Jila. "You would not believe the knots her spine gets into sometimes..." He shook his head. "Velorek, since you've been the lazy one tonight, do you want to start the packing?"
"I'm NOT doing it alone!"
"We'll help, we'll help." Crais sighed, packing the dishes away in a plastic case. "But we'd better get a move on. If I know Rae, she's not going to let her people sleep now that she's managed to circumvent the dark-zone."
"She'll have a mutiny on her hands." Velorek muttered.
"Nah," Crais shook his head. "She's a much better leader than I was. And you aren't on the team."
IQ120 -- Speedy Travels!
According to the IQ120 handbook (Yes, there is a handbook..) there is only one efficient way to travel through the jungle without any technology. This method of travel is known as the "Tarzan Method."
Which is why, as soon as teams Slewfoot and RainbowMonkey entered the jungle, they both began climbing trees. A short time later several loud cries could be heard through out the jungle.
"eaeaeaeaeaeaeeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeae!!!" yelled #1 just before letting go of one grapevine and grabbing on to another. Within a relatively short time the two teams were competing for the lead, and were getting very close to passing through the dark zone.
Crais Mandroid -- “They are going to
fall on thier eemas..." Crais muttered with a sigh, peering down at Slewfoot and Rainbow Monkey from Geredan's back. He leaned back and added to Jila, "And of course it'll fall to US to get them out of the jungle in one piece..."
KaraS -- Night falls
When night fell, Team Holy Roller was deep in the dark zone. They had scrambled up the very steep, overgrown hill and trekked off into the jungle once more. When it got dark, they turned their comm on just long enough to verrify their position with the race officials and then turned it back off. Raegun was busy warbling lullabies.
"Well, this is comfy." Kara said hapily, turning the little shish-kabobs on the portable grill.
"Yeah." Mouse agreed, lounging in her sleeping bag. "Spyral's wing is a valuable resource."
Both girls smiled at Spyral with such warmth that he blushed.
"Don't go giving him a big head now." Twig advised. She was perched on top of the tent.
"More wine anybody?" Spyral asked, gesturing with a bottle of a delicious rare vintage. He had found a case of the stuff tucked away in his wing.
"Me." Kara said.
"Me too." Mouse said.
Spyral poured the wine.
Happy laughter echoed off into the darkness.
kayde -- Once Sunny was across...
they quickly pulled the rope away, and stomachs growled as Rae cooked on the small fire. Tired and hungry, the four were also satisfied that they had pulled way ahead of the other teams. NOw, if only they can make up some more time before the others end their mandatory dark zone.
Raven-Kat -- “One thing at a time”
Rae advises as Sunny and Kay speak of ways to pull even farther ahead. She produces four plates and shovels food onto them. "Eat up."
After one bite, Kay protests, "But it tastes like cardboard."
"Here." Rae hands them each several small paper packets.
"Ah," Sunny says, "Cardboard with salt."
"The cardboard is actually a fully balanced, 5000 calorie, carb-intensive meal. The 'salt' is flavor-packs. Try one."
Kay sprinkles one over her serving and takes a cautious bite. "My God, Rae!" she almost shouts in excitement, "It actually tastes like lobster!"
Rae winks at Kay. "Hey, only the best for my team. I've got a full variety of human delicacies as well as several flavors of bird-seed. And I've got cocoa-falvored ones for the protein shakes. Dig in, ladies."
Rae distributes flavor packs to everyone, then settles down to her own unflavored dinner. After decades of being a peace-keeper, she's actually come to ENJOY the cardboard...
Chryse74 -- As Team Deviants ate dinner
'ghost wandered into the Dark Zone to scout ahead. "I'll be back in a couple of hours, don't wait up." she cheerfully waved.
The rest of the team made camp and dinner. Grack confirmed that they were within the Dark Zone and located their position on the map. "Dren, we're in last place."
"We'll need to pick up the pace tomorrow. Grack do you think you can find another good path on the map?" asked Chryse.
"Sure."
Wiz had quickly eaten and fallen asleep. Grack looked over at him, "I wonder if we should go faster tomorrow. Wiz really seems beat."
Chryse looked at Wiz too. <sigh> "Maybe you're right, but he knew what he was getting himself into when he signed up for the race."
"We win if we complete the course. We aren't competing against the other teams, remember?"
"well, yeah..... but....I wanna get there first!" Chryse laughed. "Ok, we'll think of something in the morning."
"Yeah, I wanna know what 'ghost finds out there. Maybe she'll find a shortcut."
"I hope so. Wiz could really use a break."
Team Deviants went to sleep intending on an early start.
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'ghost was out scouting for along time. She had come across the camps of the other teams but had stayed out of sight of them. Her team was last, but now she knew which paths not to take. checking her mental compass, 'ghost realized that she had passed right through the Dark Zone completely. Smiling, she made her way back to her team with the map in her head with the best route. She marked it on Grack's map as she hovered over her friends. she was worried aobut wiz too but she knew that the next day would be easier on him than today was.
SeventhAngel -- The angel stood
along the edge of the Holy Rollers campsite, feeling full, tired (a GOOD kind of tired!), and staring out into the depths of the Dark Zone.
*This is definitely gonna be a trip to remember* he thought, moving his eyes to the stars glimmering above. As he did so, they seemed to catch a small movement in the distance. The angel tried to focus on the area in which he had seen the slight movement. As he did, after a couple of moments, Spyral was able to just discern the unmistakeable form of 'Ghost, moving lightly over the ground.
*Must be doing a little scouting ahead* he thought. *Good idea...* 'Ghost moved just out of sight as the angel felt a small flutter of wings by his ear, followed by a soft landing on his shoulder.
"What could you POSSIBLY be looking at?" the Whisp asked.
"A black cat taking a walk on a dark night," the angel said wryly.
"Well, yuk-yuk," Twig replied.
"Just........thinking," the angel said after a moment.
"You really COULD do a little less of that, you know," Twig said.
"Yeah........ I know," the angel sighed. "Guess it's just in my nature, you know? Like.....shopping is in other peoples natures?" the angel added.
"HEY!" he said, feeling a quick but small pain in his earlobe. "Did you just BITE me?" he asked.
Twig just stood, fingers laced before her, her head turned upward to the stars, whistling lightly to herself. After a moment, she looked to the angel. "Huh? Were you talking to me?" she asked in perfect innocence.
"C'mon, let's go see what the other ladies have in mind for tommorow," he said.
SunAeryn -- Sunny stifled a laugh as she ate.
"What the frell are you laughing about?" Rae demanded, shovelling in another mouthfull of her tasteless dinner.
"Oh, something I was thinking while you and Kay were crossing the rope." Sunny smiled at Rae
"What?" Rae dreaded asking.
"Nothing." Sunny answered, turning her attention back to the cardboard dinner. Her dinner tasted like enchiladas, her favorite Human food.
"Sunny, come on...tell us." Kay pleaded, wanting something to laugh about.
"Trust me....neither of you will like it. I'm the only one that finds it funny." Sunny offered
"I might find it amusing, Sunny." Sweetiepie answered, from his perch above them. He was happily munching on some of the birdseed Rae had given him.
Sunny looked up at Sweetiepie, "Well, you might find it amusing...but you also have the luxuary of flying away, when these two get upset."
"Sunny, if you don't spill it...I'm not going to give you a chocolate shake." Rae told Sunny
Sunny looked at Rae, "Dear, those are NOT REAL chocolate shakes!" Sunny laughed.
"Ok, but you two aren't going to like it." Sunny said...moving away from Rae and Kay.
"This is what I was thinking when you two *cough*paniced*cough* on the rope. It's not the height that will kill you...it's that sudden stop at the bottom that will." Sunny said, trying not to laugh.
Sweetiepie could be heard laughing in the trees.
Rae and Kay just...........
Mouse2000 -- As the night fell,
Mouse woke to feel a slight breeze on her cheek. She groggily waved at her face and woke up. The stars were out in full force and the night sounded alive. She sat up, and felt good, even though it had been a tough day yesterday. *Thank God and the lab for that leech-b-gone* she thought, although agreeing (silently, of course) with Spyral that she should have put some mosquito repellant in it too. Ah, well, live and learn.
Too awake now, she got out of her bag and wandered a bit from camp, and found a small grassy opening in the trees. The moonlight was so bright that it was easy to see and she found herself drawn to the area. She sat down, and suddenly saw Twig race by her. Mouse never really knew how to take the Whisp, so she just gave a friendly, "Hi" and Twig looked surprised.
"Missed you down there. Whatcha doin out here?" Twig asked, visibly flustered.
"Just sitting. And you?"
"Just flying."
They looked at eachother for a minute and then Twig asked, "Do you know you're in the middle of the Stones?"
"As in 'Rolling'?" Mouse asked, confused.
"DUH...no. As in standing." Twig shook her little head as if she couldn't believe how dumb this one was.
"Oh. No, I didn't know. I just liked this place. It feels...alive somehow." Mouse looked around an saw some giant standing stones that were moss covered and not really visible in the moonlight. She had sat right in the middle of them. "Y'know, I've read about these circles... they're all sorts of stories about them. Energy circles, astronomical events, etc. What do you..." she trailed off as she noticed Twig had taken off again.
*Oh well, I guess that was a friendly attempt, but where'd she go? Maybe she's looking ahead. I hope she got a good trail for tomorrow. Maybe I'll tell the team about this place and we can store up some energy for tomorrow.* Mouse though as she got up and headed back to camp, feeling much better and more in tune with herself.
KaraS -- Suddenly jungle drums fill the night.
Rum Rum PUM Pum
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kayde -- Rae and Kayde
just looked at each other when Sunny made her joke. And, then very calmly, as if they were both on the same string, they got up, and took hold of her bowl of food, and dumped it on her head. And, then, they both broke out laughing.
"Yea, you are right Sunny,"said Rae as Sun jumped up sputtering and wiping mush from her face, "That was funny!"
Raven-Kat -- As Rae refills her plate and Kay’s
Sunny cleans herself up with the cloth and the bowl of hot water that Rae had provided.
"I told you you wouldn't like it." Sunny repeats, grinning.
Rae begins shaking. "Sunny..." she croaks.
"Rae?" Kay and Sunny ask in alarm.
Rae lets out a howl and begins pounding the ground with her fists.
"I think she's finally lost it." Sweetie announces.
"I lost it years ago!" Rae howls, laughing and pounding her fists against the ground. "Sudden... sudden... STOP! Oh my gods, Sunny! You... you..."
"Ignore her, Kay." Sunny says. "She's ENJOYING herself." She resumes eating.
"Is THAT what it looks like?" Sweetie asks.
Rae rolls onto her back, still laughing. Finally, her laughter subsides. "Are we having fun yet, girls and boy?"
"Oh, yeah, this is a laugh." Sweetie sighs. "Bird-seed flavored cardboard for dinner, long flights, hurricanes..."
"Sweetie, come down here." Rae says from the ground.
Sweetie cautiously flies down and perches on Rae's bent knees. "What?"
"Admit it, Sweetie." Rae whispers. "You're enjoying yourself..."
"Am not." Sweetie whispers indignantly.
"Are too." Rae replies, sitting up. She grabs Sweetie and plants a kiss on his beak. As he flies away, squawking indignantly, Rae calls, "Enjoying yourself now?"
IQ120 -- Singalong!
At the campsite of team Slewfoot, the IQs were sitting in a circle finishing dinner. After the main course #4 pulled out a bag with the word dessert written on it. Out of the bag he pulled four donuts.
"Rae's?" asked #5
"No, I made them myself yesterday." Said #4, "I'm charging $1.99 each."
The various IQs bought a donut, took a bite, and spit them out as soon as #4 wasn't looking.
"This reminds me of a song."
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Some time later, the sound of the IQs singing could be heard over the comms.
(Sung to the tune of "DEO")
"Day old, Day old...
Day old donuts for $1.99...
Day, me say Day, me say...
Day old donuts for $1.99..."
"Work all day in a donut shop!"
"Day old donuts for $1.99."
"Some are Jelly, some are glazed on top."
"Day old donuts for $1.99."
"Day old, Day old...
Day old donuts for $1.99...
Day, me say Day, me say...
Day old donuts for $1.99..."
"Please Mr. Scaper buy my aging donuts."
"Day old donuts for $1.99."
"They are very cheap, but strangly not to tasty!"
"Day old, Day old...
Day old donuts for $1.99...
Day, me say Day, me say...
Day old donuts for $1.99..."
"Cheaper by the dozen, buy yourself a bunch."
"Day old donuts for $1.99."
"Eat them down for breakfast, spit them up for lunch.
"Day old donuts for $1.99."
"Day old, Day old...
Day old donuts for $1.99...
Day, me say Day, me say...
Day old donuts for $1.99..."
"Once there was a donut, Man! It was humungus."
"Day old donuts for $1.99."
"I took a bite and found it full of fungus"
"Day old donuts for $1.99."
"Day old, Day old...
Day old donuts for $1.99...
Day, me say Day, me say..."
JilaCosa -- While setting up the next checkpoint
on the far side of Adventure Land, Jila and the Mandroids have Raegun leave his comm link open so that they can keep an ear on the activities of the others. When the sounds of Team Slewfoot singing "Day old, daaaay old, day old donuts for $1.99" come over the comm, Jila nearly trips on her own feet in surprise and laughter. Crais, Velorek, and Larraq look at Jila thinking that she has lost it. Feeling that she is being watched, Jila looks first at Geradan (who is sleeping peacefully), and then at the Mandroids.
"What??" She says, still giggling.
"You're laughing. Why?" Velorek asks
"It's the IQ's and that song!" Jila listens a little more and then squeals with laughter. "Don't you think that's funny?" She really had to talk to Rae about their humor program.
"Excuse me, Jila." Raegun speaks up cutting off the comm. "There's something else that you should be hearing."
*Jila, I hear it too.* Geradan thoughts whisper in Jila's mind. Jila laughter slows to giggles, and then and occasional chuckle, but above that she can hear drums beating.
Rum, rum, PUM, pum
Rum, rum, PUM, pum
*Oh frell, what now.* "Raegun, can you tell me what that is?" Jila says, her laughter dying away completely.
"Of course I can." Raegun answers, the screen on his scanner brightening. "It's............
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(btw IQ what Was that song you were refering to a few days ago. Nobody even tried to guess. I'd like to know what it is. And I Love this donut song! =D)
kayde -- It’s,,,,,,,,
"a drum beat of some kind", finished Raegun. And, the odd thing, is it isn't so far away.
"I wonder what it is, or who it is, and what it is for". said Jila, not knowing whether to be worried or just interested.
"Maybe you should contact each group,"suggested Raegun," and see who's background noise on the com comes through loudest with the drum beats. Then, we know who is closest to them, and they can keep an out out, or check it out."
The thing is, that all the groups heard it. Rae stopped laughing as she heard it also. "Hear that"? she asked the others.
"Yes", said Sunny, with a shrug of her shoulders. "There must be some native tribe close to here."
"But," Kay said, "do you think they are friendly? I wonder why they are beating their drums at this time. You don't suppose it is a message about us, do you?"
Raven-Kat -- “Forward March, Ladies.”
Rae sighs, packing up the dinner plates and getting ready to walk on. She looks up at the sound of a small throat being cleared above. "Forward march, ladies and Sweetie." she sighs.
"Thankyou."
"Not that you MARCH at all..." Rae points out. "And when your wings get tired-"
Sweetie swoops down out of the trees and perches comfortably on Rae's shoulder. "I perch on your shoulder."
"You need to go on a birdy diet, my friend." Rae informs him, handing Kay the maps. "Okay, just so I have this straight... Magnetic?"
"North." Kay says firmly. "North, not South."
"Wow!" Rae laughs. "When I came here, they told me this planet would be backwards. It never occured to me to take them literally." She sniggers and eyeballs the maps in Kay's hand. "It's actually easier when they're up-side-down." she decides. "So, we are here."
"Right. And this red blob is the dark-zone."
"So we're almost around it. We can be to the next check-point before dawn."
"Great." Kay says, hoping this means sleep.
"Hi-all." Raegun's voice comes over the comms. "I thought you'd want to hear this:"
IQ's voice suddenly come blaring from the comms. "Day-old! Day-old... Day-old doughnuts..."
Heat Delerium is still laughing when Kay notes. "Hey, it stopped!"
"Raegun, what happened?" Rae demands.
"Busy now, Rae." Raegun tells her. The comm goes silent.
"What the frell?" Rae demands, staring down at her comm in anger and confusion.
"What should we do?" Kay asks.
"Keep marching." Rae decides and starts off.
Crais Mandroid -- “I think I can handle this.”
Crais announces as the other teams and the backup crews confer via thier comms. Rae's team had made it another 100 yards or so before they too had picked up the drum-beats.
"Crais, let's try to handle this with a minimum of violence." Jila suggests.
Crais looks at her in honest surprise. "Violence?" He laughs, then turns to Larraq. "Get me a cell-phone, please."
Larraq stares blankly for a few seconds, then rushes to find one. He hurries back and hands it to Crais.
Crais dials and holds the phone up to his ear. "Operator? Get me the Director, please..."
"Director?" Jila gasps.
"Well, we are in adventure MOVIE land." Raegun points out cheerfully as Crais sets about shmoozing the director.
KaraS -- Deep in the forest, the native tribes
converse with their drums about the strangers in their territory. The Jaguar Tribe wants to exterminate the interlopers. The Monkey Tribe wants to contact the strangers and see what they have to trade. The Antelpoe Tribe wants to watch and see what happens. The various tribes agree to each try out their own strategies and tell the others how they work out...
RagnarRB -- Last but not least....well maybe
The bulky old bathtub floated in the calm waters just off the Scifi channel. It was bad enough that they had been left behind but the dock help had had the nerve to take a broom to her bottom with a firm swat when she had asked, ever so nice, for the keys to the mansion's new speedboat. Hrump! See what trying it Artickat's way had accomplished! She should have just snurched it in the first place, but noooooo, Artickat kept lecturing her on becoming a proper young lady artickitten. Prrrwwtttt!!!! to that. The mighty pirate herself had been forced to set sail in this...this indignity.
If only Ragnar hadn't been sleeping in the pilots cabin. She could have gotten the Longboat then!
"Uh...Kitten...." A tentative Elvis began. "How are we gonna make it move?"
Kitten turned on her perch atop the big sack of emergency Captain Cruch rations at the "bow" of the tub and flipped up her eyepatch to give the itchy skin benieth a good scratching. First mate Elvis looked like he actually expected an answer to that one. True the tide wouldn't carry them for long but couldn't he see she was thinking?
At the opposite end of the tub sat a nearly despondent Thor, the once proud and mightly T-rex still depressed that his beloved 6th had yet to return. In the middle of their craft sat the three stoogies otherwise known as Fidget, Mischief, and Trouble. Captain Kitten had shanghied them to fill out the crew. A Captain needed a crew afterall. Fidget playfully slapped Mishcief in the head who in turn bumped into Trouble. All three black kittens tumbled over in a playful struggle.
She looked back over the side. There must be some way to make this thing move. The rest of the Scoobies were bound to be far ahead by now. Artickat's liked to race...artickat's liked even more to win! Kitten wanted to win!
"Uh...Kitten..."Elvis began again.
"Hush Elvis I'm trying to think."
"Uh...okay Kitten."
Thor snickered, mimicking Kitten's comment. He didn't know why he was even here....maybe there just wasn't anything else to do. Sigh...if only his queen 6th would return. Then life would be good again.
Kitten pondered....there were two basic ways to make things go. You either could push or you could pull. She looked over the "bow" pulling didn't seem very practicle. But how could they push it?
She eyed Elvis...naw he was her first mate and besides she liked him...the three stooges? Naw they were too small...Her eyes shifted to Thor....she began to smile.
Down off her command perch she came. "Thor you can do it!"
Thor's eyes narrowed. Kitten had that look in her eyes." Uh...do what?"
"Push us!"
If Thor could have smirked effectively he would have. Yeah right. He started to craft a denying reply but suddenly realized he was in motion. "Kittttteennnn!!!" was about all he could get out before before splashing face first in the water.
"I'm the Captain..." Kittens voice followed,"And I say push!"
Elvis and the three all clambered to the 'stern'. Thor was still down there...somewhere.
"Uh...where'd he go?" No tiny T-Rex in sight.
kitten peered back over the side herself. Why wasn't Thor pushing already?
The water churned...
With a great splash the shrunken dinosaur bobbed to the surface and with his short front arms flailing managed to get his chin over the side.
My, what shiney teeth he had...and look at the way his eyes simmered...*Gee* Kitten thought. *It's not my fault he cann't swim.*
Finally he steadied in his perch, enough to grumble intelligently. She had actually pushed him overboard!
Kitten turned away with a 'so much for that idea' stance. Artic kittens became very focused when they were competing. Very focused indeed!
She felt her tail brush against something. She then tumbled to her butt as the little tub lurched foreward.
Thor was chuckling...strangely. Maybe even laughing?
Kitten looked back at him...She brushed her tail under his chin once more.
The ticklish dino chuckled and twitched uncontrollably again....again the tub lurched foreward. Kitten tried it again...again the same. In the water Thor's muscular tail twitched in time with the rest of his form.
Kitten grinned ,motioning for Trouble to come closer. Leaning down she whispered in his ear. The little buger had the nerve to wink at her. What a wonderful influence Kitten could be on young skulls full of mush.
Playfully, as if playing a game that only he knew the rules to, Trouble turned around and swished his own tail. The other two, not to be outdone scurried foreward to give it a try as well. The tickling began.
"Full speed ahead!" Captain Kitten cried
The breeze was wonderfully
Chryse74 -- “Uh oh, what’s that?”
asked Wiz when they started hearing the drumbeats.
"ghost? Do you know what that is?" asked Grack.
"Well, no, not really. I heard them late last night when I was scouting, but I couldn't find where they were coming from. It seemed to come from 3 different directions, at least." replied 'ghost.
"Does this path you found for us go near any of the sources?" asked Chryse.
"I don't think so, but I'm not sure." said 'ghost.
"Ok, let's double time it. I don't like the sounds of those drums and the faster we get out of the Dark Zone, the better, " suggested Chryse.
The others agreed. They started walking even faster into the undergrowth. The drums didn't seem to be getting any louder or softer, but they decided to eat lunch without stopping.
As they ate, a short brown man suddenly dropped from the trees above them.
The group immediately halted and went into a defensive posture. 'ghost had been more in front of the team and doubled back when she heard them shout in surprise at the appearance of the man.
The man saw 'ghost, shrieked in terror and quickly ran away. A few minutes later, the drums got louder. The Deviants looked at each and without a word, began running. They had no clue what had just happened, but they didn't want to stick around to find out!
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In the Monkey tribe's village, the villagers were all excited and upset. The same man who had appeared to team Deviants was speaking rapidly about the scary ghost! The drums started to signal the Monkey tribe's intention to keep away from ALL the strangers. A shaman began preparing a ritual to purify the unfortunate man's soul. The ritual would take all day and night to complete and the whole village had to be involved. The drums beat for a little while longer asking for confimation that the other 2 tribes had gotten their message. The Jaguars and the Antelopes acknowledged and agreed to be more cautious when encountering the strangers.
Then all the drums went quiet for a while.
Mr Lee -- And along comes.....
A disheaveled Ragnar stumbled and tripped over the cloak he was was trying to untangle from the seabag's strap as he followed in the wake of the little oriental vet.
Not long ago he had been comfortably enjoying a lazy nap in the hammock, his dreams just getting to the juicy part, when a bouncing, cheerful, Mr. Lee had come gliding up the gangplank. With a uncerimonious thump ,the big bear of a viking had soon found himself face down on the deck, hammock overturned, with the kindly old gentleman explaining the bad habits that ensued with to much slothful behavior. Tsk tsk had gone the admonishment...well that and several other polite epitaths in a language he still hadn't quite gotten wrapped around his brain.
In other words it was the middle of the day and time to get up.
After that things were a bit of a blur. Shoved in the shower, shaved with a straight razor that looked more like a meat cleaver that close up to ones face, yet handled with adroit ease by Mr. Lee, he now followed in the small mans wake,beard nicely trimmed, smelling better than he had in days according to his ever so knowledgable self appointed guide,and with absolutly no idea as to what was up.
"Will you slow down!" He barked as he nearly did a header over his gear.
Mr. Lee paused and shook his head. "Too much drink last night. Very bad." As if such a statement said it all.
"What?" Ragnar whined, finally getting untangled. "I hadn't seen Sword or Leaped in a long time. What's wrong with having a couple drinks?" For that matter why didn't his head hurt a lot more?
Mr. Lee just looked on, ever patient, and issuing reprimands with his eyes. "Hurry, hurry, must be going."
"Yeah, yeah, but where?" It was kind of obvious they were going to the docks by the inland sea, and since Mr. Lee had insisted he bring his ready seabag they were obviously going somewhere but...where?
"Mr. Lee lead, you follow. Boat is waiting."
With that he smoothly turned and flowed off again. Ragnar, watching the small man's back a moment, straightened a bit himself. A boat Hmmmm....
"A boat ride? Well now ,why didn't you just say so in the first place?"
A tiny waving hand summoned him foreward. Hoisting the bag there wasn't much the big guy could do but follow.
Past the sailboats...okay he wasn't in the mood to sail anyway. Past the smaller personal craft...fine with him, to zippy and not suited for a trip. Past the fishing boat...okay so they weren't after cavier today...Next came...Ah now they were getting somewhere.
The next slip on the pier held the sleek form of the mansions newest speedboat. He'd been dying to try her out. With a whistle he plopped his seabag on the deck. "Now THAT Mr. Lee is what I call style. Good choice. I'm suprised you were able to get a slot for her so soon."
Mr. Lee was still moving. "Dock master very helpful. Fix Mr. Lee up as you say just as requested." He finally stopped. A little far to be getting aboard the speedboat.
"Uh...aren't we taking this one?"
Mr. Lee shook his head. "No. Mr. Lee prefer to ride in style. We take this one." With a wave of a hand he motioned for one that couldn't yet be seen. Seemed quite happy too.
Ragnar slowly moved a few feet. He dropped the seabag this time with a heavy thud. "You've got to be kidding?"
With a shake of the head. "No, we take this one. It is all we need."
"But, but....but it's a ROWBOAT!"
Mr. Lee just smiled. With a gentle hand he reached over and patted Ragnar on the belly. "Yes, Mr. Lee find rowboat just in time. You need exercise. You row."
RagnarRB -- Lost at sea
"I'mmm...toooo.....tired..." Thor managed to get out. Kitten was furiously wagging her tail under his chin but nothing was happening. She narrowed her eyes and frowned. The motor was out of gas.
Elvis stood at her side. Trouble and Fidget, long since loosing interest, were curled together catnapping. Mischief, seeing another chance to 'explore' while kitten's back was turned ,had snuck up atop the pile of bags that formed the Captain's perch.
She was keeping it warm, yeah that's what she was doing.
Kitten sighed. They could always throw him out again after he'd rested. "Come on Elvis, give me a hand." Grabbing hold where she could she began tugging the dino back into the tub. The hounddog moved in to help, starting a little rocking motion.
Thor struggled for his part as well....up and up he inched. The little tub rocked even more. Finally he made it but the back and forth motion was getting serious.
Mischief let out a startled cry. On one particular rocking she and the bag under her feet shifted.
*KER_SPLASH!*
"Uh...kitten overboard!" Elvis declared.
"Kitten? MY CRUNCH!"
Over the side Mischief was squalling and flailing away but the crunch was sinking fast!
"Save the Crunch!" Kitten ordered.
Mischief continued to wail.
"Uh...Kitten....can cats swim?"
Kittens eyes widened. Mischief wasn't an artickat. Likely she couldn't. Hastilly digging in her stuff she came up with a large rubber ducky and threw it over.
Thor had come up as well. *Grab the duck little one! He sent with his thoughts. Not much use.
Mischief was too busy panicking. The ducky bobbed all around her but she couldn't get ahold. still struggling She dropped from site under the water.
"Uh...where'd she go?"
*Do something Kitten!* Thor demanded.
Kitten was frantically looking and looking. This wasn't what was supposed to happen. Artickat was gonna be pissed! She began shedding her gear. She of all the cats could at least swim.
On the opposite side of the tub a shape gently surfaced above the water, peering inside at the animals. "Now now dears. No need to worry." A gently intoxicating female voice waffed over them. A slender, shapely arm reached over and sat a thouroughy wet Mischief back in the tub.
The gang turned about. Kitten grabbed the little black cat in a hug then realized what she was doing. Dropping her back she quickly tried to cover her gesture. "You forgot my crunch!"
The woman chuckled. She had no problem at all understanding the animals. To her right, then left, other forms began to break the surface. A redhead, a brunettt, two blonds. Soon the little tub was surrounded by exquistly beautiful women, naked from the waist up, but long flowing fish tails from there down. Billows of hair draped around them all.
"Well little ones. What are you doing out here in a bathtub?"
"Duh...they left us behind and then Kitten..."
Trust Elvis for the simple answers.
"Left you?" The mermaid seemed unhappy at that.
Kitten began to explain as only she could. After all this was about winning wasn't it?
Raven-Kat -- Rae laughs
as she listens to the drum messages. She clicks on her comm. "Way to go, Ghostie!"
"I didn't DO anything..." a confused Ghost replies.
"Ah, but you did it SO well!" Rae laughs.
"WHAT did she do, Rae?" Grack asks. "This guy appears out of the forest, takes one look at Ghost and runs off screaming."
"Maybe he's never seen a member of the undead before." Rae snickers. "They'll be out of your hair for at least the next day." Rae informs them.
"What about the other groups?"
"Not close enough to you guys that you need to worry." Rae assures them, clicking off her comm.
"What about US?" Sunny asks. "Do WE need to worry?"
"Depends..." Rae informs him. She clicks her comm again. "Jila? How's it going with Crais? Tell me we're not going to have to repell an atack down here..."
Raegun -- “Aw, frell, not again....”
Larraq sighs as Raegun begins gearing up for yet another song.
"Hey, it's been days, relax!" Raegun suggests cheerfully. "Life is about the rythms and the rhymes. Life IS music."
"Yeah. Has Rae been feeding you peyote again?"
Raegun ignores him and begins singing:
Walking through forests of palm trees and parks
scoff at the monkeys who live in the dark...
down by the waterhole, drunk every Friday,
eating their nuts saving their raisins for Sunday.
Lions and tigers who wait in the shadows,
they're fast but they're lazy, and sleep in green meadows.
Let's bungle in the jungle
well, that's all right by me.
I'm a tiger when I want love,
but I'm a snake if we disagree.
Just say a word and the boys will be right there:
with claws at your back to send a chill through the night air.
Is it so frightening to have me at your shoulder?
Thunder and lightning couldn't be bolder.
I'll write on your tombstone, "I thank you for dinner."
This game that we animals play is a winner.
Let's bungle in the jungle
well, that's all right by me.
I'm a tiger when I want love,
but I'm a snake if we disagree.
The rivers are full of crocodile nasties
and He who made kittens put snakes in the grass.
He's a lover of life but a player of pawns
yes, the King on the sunset lies waiting for dawn
to light up His Jungle as play is resumed.
The monkeys seem willing to strike up the tune.
Let's bungle in the jungle
well, that's all right by me.
I'm a tiger when I want love,
but I'm a snake if we disagree.
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