Eco-Challenge FS:  let the race begin!!!
Eco-Challenge FS (7)
JilaCosa -- Team Slewfoot stumbles....

...into the checkpoint bare seconds after Team Heat Delirium heads out. They are wet, hungry, and bone-weary but they don't let it stop them. Without a word to the Mandroids or Jila, the four IQ's trudge to the supply tent. Dumping out their packs to restock, Four and Five yawn at the same time.

"You guys look like Hezmana." Velorek says as he and Jila approach the IQ's.

"Yeah?" Nine says with a sigh. "Well, you'd look like this to if you got caught in the middle of a monsoon with no way to keep traveling and stay dry at the same time."

"Look," IQ the original speaks up. "We'd love to talk but I know we're in last place, and if we want to catch up we need to get going."

"You need something to warm you up first." Jila says heading for the hot beverage machines.

"And a shower." Velorek added.

"We don't have the time." Four counters.

"It's either that," Velorek states explains, "or Jila and I pull you out of the race for medical reasons."

"WHAT??" Team Slewfoot yells in unison.

"You're going to kill yourself out there if you're too tired to think." Velorek answers. "Rae has set this thing up with some pretty nasty challenges. Now, I don't care how you work this out but you Will have food and drink, then a shower and dry clothes."

"Here you go." Jila says returning to the group with a tray carrying eight cups. "I brought strong, hot coffee and hot chocolate 'cause I don't know which each of you prefers."

Each of the IQ's grab a cup and drink the liquid while deciding where they will go first. Jila brings a stack of clean towels and clothes from the supply tent. Four and Nine head for the showers while One and Five grab a quick bite to eat. It's only soup but it's hot, and the veggies and pasta make them feel a bit better. Then the two pull out all of the supplies from the four packs that need replacing, and stack the new supplies outside the supply tent. In a short time Four and Nine come out of the showers looking less the worse for wear. One and Five head to the showers while Four and Nine eat their soup and pack all the supplies back into the packs. One and Five shower quickly and return to the supply tent also looking more fit to travel.

"Let's get out of here." One urges the other three IQ's "We've lost enough time already." He mumbles, shouldering his pack.

"We'll ground you the next time," Velorek yells at the IQ's back, "you hit a checkpoint looking like this."

"Larraq." Raegun says quietly. "Would you round up Crais, Jila, and Velorek? Something is happening that you all should know about."

"Sure." Larraq says, and he motions to the others to join him.

"Whatcha need?" Jila says, as she and Velorek join Larraq, Crais and Raegun.

"There's some information you need." Raegun speaks up. "Since the IQ's entered the checkpoint I've been getting an echo on the comms. Everything you have said here has been echoed back through my comm system. Do any of you have an open comm link?"

The Mandroids and Jila check their individual comms just to be sure.

"Nope." "No" "Negative." "No" Each answer

"Well then somebody must have dropped a comm." Raegun clicks on his scanners. "Let me see if I can find it then." It takes a second or two before the comm makes a blip on the scanner. "Up in a tree?" The Mandroids and Jila look quickly up into the tree tops. This should be impossible.

"Sweetie?" Jila says with surprise

"What's he doing here?"

"He should be with his team."

"Frell!" alterKay growls from their boat on the chocolate river. "We been found out. Sun, Rae, get that bird back here Now!" alterRae grabs for her comm. "Not with That! With that Mind power you're suppose to be so famous for!"

"Yes ma'am" Ensign Riv says, then shouts to alterSweetie with her telepathy.

Back at the checkpoint, alterSweetie nearly falls out of the tree with the shock of the telepathy but catches himself and flies back to Team Heat Delirium.

"What was that all about?" Larraq wonders.

AlternateRae -- “Oh dear, oh dear!”

Alternate Rae repeats over and over, rubbing her hands together anxiously. "This can not be a good thing." She looks at Alternate Kay. "Can it?"

"Of course not, you ninny!" Alternate Kay snaps. "They're going to mind-frell us or something."

"The Captain would never-"

"Not unless they've already gotten to him..." Alternate Kay says ominously.

"Then we have to get to safety and contact High Command." Alternate Rae says. "Right?"

SunAeryn -- “Oh, just frellin’ great!”

Sunny mentioned...still fighting a headache and the need to go to the loo.
"Rae, now you've done it. The Mermaids are really pissed that you would moon them," Sunny added.

"What? What the frell is going on here?" Rae demanded.
"Rae, aparently, Kitten told them that all humans treat her and her pals like inferior beings. Or something to that effect," Sunny informed Rae

*Your Highness, we ment no disrespect, honestly. I apologize for my friend. She has not spent as much time on this planet as I have. We really just want to get done here and be on our way. Please forgive us.* Sunny thought to the Queen Mermaid.

"Rae, please...don't do anything that may even hint of disrespect towards the Mermaids. They are really ready to toss our eemas into the drink...and leave us there. I really don't want to go swimming...not in the ocean. It's to frellin' cold!" Sunny calmly told Rae.

Rae stared at Sunny, blankly, "What do I care? We are going to get back into this race...no matter what!"

Sunny sighed..."Rae, I really do think that blast did more damage to you than originally thought."

"Sunny, Rae, this is not the time or place to have another boxing match. You guys can fight later...we need to figure out what to do about the mermaids." Kay said...trying to keep Sun and Rae from beating the dren out of each other.

Sunny and Rae looked at Kay, smiled and in unison said
"Kay, we aren't going to fight...we are just clearing the air."

Overhead, Sweetie was flying...keeping an eye on the Mermaids and Dolphins. He flew back down to inform Team Heat Delirium that..........

AlterSun -- Wicked!

AlterSun said...pointing at a wave that was about to crash down on the checkpoint.
"Man, I wish I had my board with me. That's a wicked awesome ride!"

AlternateRae, AlterKay and AlternateSweetie just looked at AlterSun.

SweetiePie Parrot -- “Ladies, we have a problem.”

Sweetiepie said, barreling down out of the sky like a rocket. "Row! Row now! row as frelling fast as you can!!!"

"Sweetie, there are mermaids in the way." Kay pointed out.

"Then row over them. We are about to get flattened by a supertanker!"

The mermaids, sensing the aproach of the huge ship, fled, leaving the rowboat bobbing in the ocean like a cork. The sound of a loud horn filled the air. And the supertanker, like the coming of doomsday, broke through the fog...

Suddenly, it disappeared. Rae started laughing so hard she fell sideways in the boat and leaned against Kay, tears leaking down her face from laughing so hard.

"Holy Frell!!! What was that???" Sunny gasped.

"Oh, you should have seen your faces." Rae gasped.

"Rae? What did you do?" Kay asked.

"I created an illusion." Rae gasped through her tears. "To scare off the mermaids."

"Well you scared US too." Sweetiepie said. "Maybe a little warning next time."

"Couldn't." Rae said through her laughter. "The mermaids were reading Sunny's mind."

"Well, lets get out of here before they figure it out and come back." Kay said.

Rae, still laughing, sat up and picked up her oars. Soon all three ladies were rowing away, as quickly as they could. Soon they were in sight of land...


KaraS -- Chew chew chew

Kara, Mouse and Spyral chewed for all they were worth. But the waterfall came up more quickly than they could get a bubble together. They tried grabbing bushes on the river side but the current toward the waterfall was too strong. The rubber raft shot over the waterfall and tumbled to the water far below...

Mouse2000 -- As the raft dropped

out over the waterfall, Twig grabbed Spyral's hand and held on. It was a comical sight to see this tiny thing holding up a fullgrown man with one tiny hand. But Twig turned out to be stronger than she looked. Spyral grabbed Kara's arm, and Kara grabbed Mouse's hand, and soon they were all suspended above the waterfall in a long human and sprite chain. Twig looked like she was expending about as much effort as it took to file her nails, while the humans were spiralling (hee hee) around and around, fighting to hold onto eachother.

Spyral gasped, "Twig! Get us down! I'm loosing my grip!"

Next thing she knew, Mouse was falling towards the bottom of the waterfall. Kara had lost her grip on Mouse's wet hand.

"YooooooooooowWWWWWWW!" Mouse screamed as she dropped into the water.

KaraS -- “MOUSE!!!!!!” Kara screamed

as her friend disappeared underneath the liquid chocolate of the river.

"Twig! Get us down there!" Spyral ordered.

"Hmph, if THAT'S your attitude..." the sprite huffed as she let Spy's hand go.

Spyral, his one wing soaked through with chocolate, fell like a stone, still gripping Kara's hand. Twig watched for them to come back up to the surface. She waited.

"Spy?" she gasped with worry. "Oh no! What have I done?"

Just then, three bedragled forms pulled themselves out of the chocolate river, climbing up the steep bank by pulling on the plants.

With a yeep! Twig zipped down and flew dizzy circles around Spyral. Spyral eyed her with distrust.

"What was THAT for?" he asked in a grieved tone.

Remembering that she was peeved with him, Twig stopped her circles. In a dignified manner she said "THAT was for ordering me around!"

Kara gave her a sour look, grabbed the indignant sprite from behind, and dunked her in the river.

"What was THAT for?" Twig gasped as Kara pulled her back up.

"That was for not following orders!" Kara growled.

Soaked to the skin with liquid chocolate, the four adventurers set off for the next checkpoint.


JilaCosa -- “Take a break troops.”

Raegun says chuckling. The Mandroids could work forever but Jila's about tired out. A break will be a welcome thing she thinks wiping her forehead with her handkerchief for the umpteenth time.

"Ok," Raegun says as the group sits at the table surrounding him. "Here's where we are," a translucent map appears in mid-air with a star icon blinking at the edge of Adventure Island.

"A holomap, Raegun?" Jila says with amazement. "I'm impressed."

"Well....gee....um..." He wanted to say "duh" but didn't want to embarrass Jila if she hadn't known that he could do this, when...

"Bwahahahahaha!" Jila couldn't hold it back anymore. Raegun speechless. That was enough to make Anyone laugh.

"Ok, real funny." Raegun retorts. "Anyway, this is where we are, and this is the trail through Fantasy Land. These," three yellow dots flash on the trail "are the challenge spots. We should set up camp at the end of each of these. Rae's picked out some pretty incredible challenges (for you humans) on this island. Oh yes, and there is a Mandatory Stop Zone during challenge number2. Sorry, can't tell you why, but there is. Now, there's no sense setting up everything on the beach of Fantasy Land so we'll go on the this point [the first challenge] and set up there. One of you should, though, sit at the beach and wait for the last couple of teams."

"I'll take it this time." Velorek volunteers

"Take Geradan and go." Larraq says. "We'll get everything ready for when he comes back."

Velorek nods once and grabbing a few possibly needed supplies, straps himself into one of Geradan's flying harnesses and the two take off.

Thankfully, the inebriating affects on Crais are wearing off a little more so he is becoming more helpful all the time. As Geradan returns, the first load is ready to go. Crais goes with the first load, Jila with the second.

As Jila passes over the beach of Fantasy Land and into the first area she notices that it looks a Lot like it could very well be maintained by Willie Wonka. Gumdrop trees, jellybean bushes, creamfilled mushrooms.... and the Chocolate River!! She knows where she's going after the checkpoint is set up. Well, that and back to the beach to give Geradan the scrubbing she promised him. Geradan lands lightly at the checkpoint, and Jila slips out of her harness. Crais and Jila unburden the dragon quickly and he heads back to pick up Larraq with the last load.

"I'm starting to understand why you like flying with Geradan." Crais says stacking boxes for more efficiency until all the supplies arrive.

"Really?" Jila pulls the propane grill out, and starts the flames.

"Yes." Crais stands silently thinking for a minute. "Although Riv tells me I should forget about this, riding the dragon feels much the same as Captaining a Sebacean War Ship (sorry Rae, couldn't think of the right term.)."

"hmmm," Jila scrunches her forehead. "Well, I don't understand the connection, but if it works for you."

As Jila shakes her head slightly, Geradan and Larraq land with the last of the supplies. Once more Geradan is unburdened, and the supplies stacked and then unpacked.

"Do me a favor Larraq?" Jila says when everything is made ready. She checks her pack making sure that she has a towel, her bathing suit, a couple of heavy duty scrubbers, and a Large plastic bag. "I've got the grill going, so could you make a quick lunch? Geradan and I are going back to the beach until Velorek is ready to come back, and then I'm going to pick up some Candy."

Larraq does what he's asked. He's become fairly fond of Jila during this short time, and he really doesn't mind cooking. Rae has taught him that the more creative you get when you cook the more enjoyable cooking can be. Soon the lunch is ready and split in equal portions. Jila grabs hers and Velorek's, puts each into a sealable container then into her pack, and straps again into a harness.

*Finally* Geradan's voice whispers in Jila's head. *I itch*

*I know.* Jila scratches at her arm, and then her scalp absentmindedly. *You're making me itch with all your thinking about it.*

When they are above the ocean again, Jila and Geradan scan the waterline for the Scoobs. Geradan is planning on landing in the water like an airplane with no wheels, belly first, and the waves will sink Anything on the top of the water. No Scoobs. Here We Go!!

<WHOOSH!>

Geradan skims the water perfectly, though he nearly drowns Jila with the water flowing over his shoulders and back. He curls his tail up as good as he can to give Jila a semi-private place to change clothes. Then, Geradan paddles over to where Geradan sits waiting on the beach.

"Team Slewfoot has checked in. I'm done here." He says dusting of his shorts, and grabbing the checkpoint sheets.

"Here, I brought you some lunch." Jila says unpacking the two dishes and handing one to Velorek. They eat slowly enjoying the food and then repack the containers, along with the papers. "Now it's time for Geradan's scrubbing. Care to help?"

"Sure." Velorek says. "What do I need to do?"

Stripping off his shirt(<thud>), Velorek grabs a scrubber and wades into the water. Jila shows him how dragon scales need to be scrubbed for the most affectiveness. In a couple of hours they have scrubbed the dragon from snout to tail.

"What's next?" Velorek asks toweling off.

"Next," Jila says with a grin. "I'm heading inland to harvest some Candy and treats!" She pulls the plastic bag out of her pack.

"Tell me about these treats, Jila." Velorek says, grabbing his shirt and heading down the trail with Jila.

Meanwhile, Geradan comes out of the water and stretches out on the beach to lay in the sun.

*Ahh, it feels so good not to itch*

*I know* Jila sighs.

RagnarRB -- Ker-splash!

With the three black Kittens and crew strapped securely in their water seats the small craft nosed over the falls, much like a rollercoaster at its apex.

"WWWWWWWWWWWwwwwweeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!"

With a joyous Kitten cry of "Let's do it again!" the Kitten gang made it off the mountain and down to the savanna floor.

Mr.Lee -- While struggling for a grip

Ragnar stewed. Mr. Lee sat patiently waiting for him on the ledge above.

After last nights round of dishwashing he had become determined to tell Mr. Lee that he'd had it. Enough was enough! Whatever was going on he was done slepting! He'd meant it to, until Mr. Lee cheated!

He had barely arisen and had his first cup of coffee when the fiesty little oriental had anounced that today they were scaling the mountain. Ragnar took one look at the oversized rock and feeling the drag of the past few days had started to object. That's when Mr' Lee cheated. Sneaky Bas....!

You see the parade of lovely young ladies had gathered around to be with their 'hero' some more. With the poor viking sitting in the midle of them all Mr. Lee had patted him on the back and begun to sound understanding. The lovlies nodded in sympathy and darn near offered condolences! The the little squirt called Rag old and worn out and in need of rest, and worse! He made it sound like the frail old man would continue alone, unaided and such and that Ragnar shouldn't feel bad at being unable to continue!

The crowing moment was when one of the brunetts had admonished him too. Others joined in. It was embarassing!

With a hop and a skip and a hug goodbye to each fair damsel Mr. Lee had nimbly started up! The ladies in turn turned about and glared and pursed their lips at HIM, at RAGNAR! What happened to the days when they used to swoon and be charmed by his meer presence? At least none of the Scoobetts were here to see this!

He couldn't just sit there so....

"Very good Mr. Ragnar. One more lip and you're almost here." Mr. Lee siped his tea and waited.


AlternateRae -- “This is definitely NOT good...”

Alternate Rae says nervously, wringing her hands.

"Get a grip, Ensign!" Alternate Kay snaps. "We WILL get out of this in one piece."

"Always assuming you can keep her from going to pieces on us right now." Alternate Sweetie cackles.

Alternate Rae goes pale. "Oh, dear..." she gasps.

"Like, frell... Not again, dude!" Alternate Sunny reaches into her pockets and pulls out Alternate Rae's inhaler.

"What the frell?" Alternate Kay demands.

"She gets like this when she's nervous..." Alternate Sun laughs.

"Un-frelling-believable!" Alternate Kay snaps. "A frelling soldier with asthma? Frelling figures! Let's move out!"

Alternate Heat Delerium moves out quickly. Alternate Rae keeps her inhaler in hand, just in case she should need it again. She hears Kay and Sweetie planning how to deal with Crais and Jila and goes pale.

She likes Miss Jila very much. She's always been very sweet and understanding. And Crais... well, he's her Commanding Officer, and crush or no crush, she has a duty to obey him. Using her asthma attack as a plausible excuse, she allows herself to fall to the back of the group, and is soon out of their ear-shot.

She click her comm. "Um, Captain, sir?"

"Riv?" Crais sounds surprised to hear from her. "IS everything okay?"

"I don't think so, sir..." Alternate Rae begins. Double-checking to make sure the whole group is out of ear-shot, she begins, "There's something that I think you should know, sir..."

AlterKay -- Seeing Rae

Lagging behind, Alternate Kay snaps at her to joing the troups. She thought that Rae was just talking to herself,in her weekness. Slapping her on the back as she catches up to them, Kay says
"Snap to it Ensign! I am going to make a good soldier out of you yet!"
Turning to Sunny, "Where's that spyglass soldier!" I know those people are still up to something! Can't let them slip anything past us."
"Like wow, do you really think so?" Sunny asked with a look of no real concern on her face.
"Can't trust any of them!" Kay barked back, taking the spyglass and looking in every direction.
"Bird! Keep watching all around us at all times." she told Sweetie as they proceeded on. Rae wrung her hands. Did she do the right thing? Oh no, she thought, maybe I did, but, then, maybe I didn't.

RagnarRB -- Mischief dutifully wipied

her little feet. The waterfall ride was lots of fun but it was dren on a poor kittens bladder. Finally she'd had to excuse herself long enough to take care of the problem. If only someone had actually left a litterbox where she could find one!

<<Mischief, look look!>> Peering over a fallen limb, Fidget did just that, tail in constant motion, as she pointed.

One last wipe, and a quick inspection to see that they were clean, Jila always insisted you see, she hurried over.

<<What is it?>> Mischief popped up beside her sibling.

<<Look...a artickat!>>

Mischief looked...

A few yards away, nestled under a scrubtree, sat a fair sized box, made out of lots of little bars set closely together. In it a sad little form slumped.

<<Is not...>>

<<Is too!>> Fidget insisted.

<<Artickats are supposed to be white!>>

<<Nu-uh...they can be different.>>

<<Can not!>>

<<Can too!>> Fidget climbed atop the limb for a closer look. It kind of looked like kitten but it was kind of golden...maybe tan. Maybe if they got closer.

"GOTCHA!" came a snide male voice as a set of hands scooped down and snatched the two kittens up. "Hey Pedro look what I found! Black kittens in the jungle, who'd of thought! Think they're worth anything, Maybe they're panther cubs!"

From his place, walking before the caged lion cub the elder half of the team shrugged. Trapping animals was a far cry from hired muscle and scamming 'sides What'd he know about animals? He was just glad to have a safe job, miles from any of those nasty Scoobies!

Jeff hauled his catch of squirming kittens over. "Got a sack we can put them in?.....gross!!!"

Fidget landed on all fours. Mischief made had done her business already but that didn't mean her sister had! It didn't take much for her to piddle. Jeff instinctively let go before realizing his mistake. Pedro burst out laughing.

Fidget raced off crying out for Kitten for all she was worth.


Mouse2000 -- Mouse thought

being dunked in liquid chocolate wouldn't necessarily be a bad thing... in fact she's had a few fantasies that went along that direction...but the reality was that liquid chocolate was REALLY sticky. And in a jungle setting, it was like the three adventures were walking flytraps.

Mouse tried to lick the chocolate from the exposed areas that she could get too, and then had an inspiration.

"Turn around, Angel." Mouse said.

Spyral gave her a look, then cautiously turned around. "Watch what you're doing back there..." he warned, just to get a smack on the back of the head. "I'm not THAT desperate." Mouse sneered and rummaged through his wing until she found the handi-wipes she had in her pack in his wing. She pulled out enough for all of them (even Twig, though Mouse wasn't sure she deserved it) and handed them around. Spyral headed down the path aways and they all took the time to get as cleaned up as possible.

Aloe fresh, bug repellant, and feeling better, the team came to a rickety looking bridge which seemed to be made out of KitKat sticks. "We can take the bridge." Kara suggested. "It's on the map."

"That's not a bridge..." Mouse quoted Michael Douglas from Romancing The Stone. "That's g#$$amn Pre-Columbian art!"

Nevertheless, it was on the map and the only other way across the river, which was necessary to get to the next checkpoint. The intrepid adventures started across, with Mouse scanning the trees for licorice whips in case they had to do a Tarzan and swing over.

*I guess watching thosse movies a million times could actually come in handy* Mouse though as they carefully made their way across the bridge.

Chryse74 -- Team Deviants heard the screams

of Team Holy Rollers as they went over the waterfall. They ran as fast as could to see what happened and see what they could do to help.

They were too late. The foilage around the river was too thick and sticky for them to make any headway.

Soon, they heard the roar of the waterfall themselves as they struggled against the candy plants near the river.

"Does that sound like a waterfall to you?" asked Grack.

"I'll go and see, " volunteered 'ghost

The rest of the team continued to walk along the river as they waited for ghost to scout ahead. A few minutes later, she came back with her report.

"Yes, that is definitely a waterfall. It's not too high and I saw Team Holy Rollers get onto shore ok. I don't think we want to get down the way they did though. Do we have rope?" said 'ghost.

"I don't know if we have enough," said Wiz.

"Why don't we go and see and then we can decide how to do this." said Chryse.

Team Deviants continued walking next to the river and snacking on the various treats.

"Hey, aren't those licorice vines!" pointed Grack.

"hehe, I think they are indeed," agreed Chryse.

"Good, let's cut some down. We can use that as rope if we don't have enough." said Wiz.

They got to the waterfall and started tying up the licorice vines to make one long rope.They secured it to a candy cane tree near the edge and threw it over. The other end landed in the chocolate pool at the bottom of the waterfall. Grinning at each other, Team Deviants rappeled down the side of the waterfall into the chocolate pool.

When the others were down, 'ghost made a great effort to untie the licorice rope and it fell over the side. The others grabbed it and rolled it up to carry with them, just in case they needed it again.

Getting out of the pool, they followed the trail and continued on the race.

kayde -- Oh No!

said Kay in almost desperation as they landed and finally got to find a tree to do what they wanted to do.
"What is it Kay?" said Rae and Sunny together.
"Well, we have to go through the checkpoints again, and this time there is no one there with a shower or food. And, if you remember," she said eyeing Rae,"We have done without food a lot of the time, trying to get ahead."
"Yea, and look where that got you. Right back to the start." Sweetie said, cackling, and flying out of reach of swaying hands trying to smack him.
"What we need is a balloon or something to help us get ahead," said Kay, looking around with a hopeless shrug.

AlterSun -- Boring!!

AlterSun was getting tired of all this. She just wanted to catch some waves; hang ten, but this being ordered around was seriously cramping her style.

*I’ve gotta figure out a way to ditch this total drag.* AlterSun thought to herself. She looked at AltrenateRae, who was wringing her hands, again.
“Did you forget to pack extra inhalers again, Rae?” AlterSun asks, catching up to AlternateRae, who just looked at AlterSun and kept wringing her hands.
“What say we ditch this downer and do a little hanging ten?” AlterSun asks AlternateRae
“Um…we shouldn’t be talking like that…what if Commander Kay hears us? We could get…” AlternateRae started.
“We could get, like, kicked out of the core. So what? I never wanted to be here to begin with. I would much rather spend my days hanging ten and catchin’ some rays!” AlterSun said, grabbing AlternateRae’s arm and holding them both back.
AlterKay was still surveying the area, trying to catch Jila and Crais in whatever she was imaging they could do.
“Sunny, we could get court marshaled for this. Or worse…the Living Death!” AlternateRae wheezed out. She was having another asthma attack.
“Like chill out, Rae, you’ll give us away! Geez, I’m trying to help you here. You need to, like, lighten up!” AlterSun said…noticing that they were close to the shore. She spotted some surf boards that some locals had left behind.
“Here’s our chance!” AlterSun said, running as she dragged AlternateRae with her.
“I’m going to show you how to live! And you’ll, like, totally dig it!” AlterSun told AlternateRae as they got closer to the shore.
AlterKay realized a little too late that she had lost them. “Frell it all! Get back here you two! NOW!” She yelled after AlternateRae and AlterSun. They weren’t listening. They had reached the boards.
“Now, watch me…okay.” AlterSun told AlternateRae, as she grabbed a board and started paddling out to sea.
“I’mmmmm not sure this is such a good idea, Sunny. The water looks mighty rough.” AlternateRae managed. She had, against her better judgment followed AlterSun.
“Now…watch for your wave, then…”AlterSun started.

Jila, Crais, Veloreck and Larraq were watching this whole scenario.
“That water is way to rough for them to be out there!” Jila shouted
“We’ll save them, Jila.” Crais volunteered himself and Veloreck
“We will?” Veloreck asked.
“Yes, we will.” Crais said. He couldn’t let anything happen to Riv, even if she wasn’t the Riv he really knew. What if this one got hurt and it effected the other one? He wasn’t about to risk that.
Crais and Veloreck ran to the shore…they didn’t need boards…Rae had designed them well…they could body surf. Just as they hit the water…a HUGE wave knocked AlternateRae and AlterSun off their boards. The boards came flying out…and then down. AlternateRae and AlterSun were no where to be seen.
“If they get hit in the head by the boards…it could do some serious damage!” Jila yelled to the mandroids. They swam faster. Finally, AlternateRae and AlterSun floated close enough to the shore that Crais and Veloreck could pull them out of the water.
“What the frell were you thinking, Riv?!” Crais yelled at AlternateRae. AlternateRae just looked at Crais…tried to speak, then passed out. The stress was too much for her. Crais had to remind himself that this is not the Rae he knows.
Veloreck had dragged the passed-out AlterSun out of the water. Jila finally made it to the shore. She quickly told Veloreck how to do mouth to mouth.
He looked at Jila, “Do I have to?” he asked. He did not really want to do this…he was sure she would take it the wrong way.
“Unless you want her to die, yes, you have to…now, get started.” Jila commanded.
Veloreck began and soon AlterSun was breathing. She opened her eyes and looked at Veloreck.
“You saved my life. I’ll never forget it.” AlterSun cooed wrapping her arms around Veloreck’s neck. He looked at Jila, pleadingly.

artickitten -- *KITTEN*!!!!

Fidget ran screaming at the top of her lungs "KKKIIITTTTTTEEENNN!!!!!" Her little legs chugging away until she ran right into Elvis <Thunk> The breath knocked out of her Fidget just laid there on her back starring up at Elvis...why did birdies keep circling his head she wondered until she realized they were circling her head not his!

"Silly Rabbit...Tricks are for kids..." Elvis said.

"Elvis!" Kitten leaned over and whispered in his ear. "We are working for Scifi not doing commercials right now!"

With a blush Elvis apologized "Oops! Sorry wrong story!" and began to think he would need to ask his agent if he could have a vacation... :)

Now back to the story...

"What?" Kitten asked and Fidget began to spill the beans...of course she left out the part about piddling...instead she told how bravely she tried to fight off the big bad men and how they took Mischief and how they had an 'Artickat' in a funny box. She was especially explanative of how she tried to lour one of the bad men away so that they could capture him...(Fidget seems a lot like an Artickat don't she?) ;D

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"Doesn't that fur ball ever shut up?!!!" Pedro growled as he grabbed a his rifle "I'm goin' out you watch the camp!"

"Why do I have to stay here with the Yapper?!!!" Jeff moaned.

"Because...You're the idiot that grabbed it!" Pedro called over his shoulder before disappearing into jungle.

*Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow*

"SHUT UP!" Jeff yelled! Which shut Mischief up for a second but not for long...maybe these kittens have been hanging out with Artickitten too long. :)

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Looking down onto the camp of the want-to-be poachers Simon and Semore discussed the situation.

"Oh Dear...I believe that young man is getting perturbed..." Semore said.

"Really? Do tell?" Simon leaned forward to get a better look.

"Well! Just look at the red tint of his face...and the way spittle fly's from his lips when he talks" Semore pointed out "It is reminiscent of Mr. Ragnar when he is conversing with the little feline."

"O Yes! I do believe you are correct!" Simon clapped his paws together in glee "You are so very observant!"

"Why...thank you"

"No...thank you!"

"Oh no...Thank you!"

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kayde -- Seeing her charges

dumped on the shore, Alter Kay runs down the bank and starts admonishing them.
"Just what did you think you were doing? Coming down to the enemies camp?! Get on your feet now! There will be more night duties for this action!" she stormed. "And, you!!" she said, pointing a finger in Veloric's face, "You know you should not be fraternizing with the troups! You will be put on report for this outrageous action!"
After Rae and Sunny were alert enough to rise, Kay pushed them away from the camp, and back toward the trees. Sunny had a rebelious look on her face, and Rae had her head so low, that she almost tripped several times. She felt so ashamed, that she had failed and knew she must be in really big trouble.
At the top of the ridge, Kay barked orders for her 'soldiers' to tie together some giant marshmellows they had come across. As soon as there were sufficient amount together to hold the three of them, she had them drag it to the river of chocolate. "Now, grab those lollipops and start rowing,", she said, feeling totally humiliated that they were actually traveling through something as wimpy as candy. Heat Delirium reached the falls, and on their raft of marshmellows went over and landed below quite comfortably. Well, in the physical sense. Kay was certain that the enemies had gotten to her troops and they had spilled very officially private information. And, her 'troops', even in thier own confused states of minds, were not sure if they were quite safe with Kay any more. Rae gasped and blushed as a thought of "Mosquito Coast" came to mind, and she couldn't figure out where it came from.

AlternateRae -- “This is SO not good...”

Alternate Rae groaned as she trudged along the path. It had been bad enough when the Captain was acting strangely. This was not entirely unprecidented. But when the human Kay, unpredictable under the best of circumstances, started to accuse him of plotting against them...

*NO! The Captain might have problems, but he puts his troops first! Always and without exception... Something MUST be wrong with Kay.*

Having reached this conclusion, Alternate Rae decided to do something radical. As second in command of the team, it was her perogative, but she would never have considered it before today. She wondered if the humans had an established proceedure for these things.

The PeaceKeepers certainly did. Alternate Rae reached into a back pocket and produced an air-syringe. She stummbled and cried out loudly.

"Oh, what now!" AlterKay snapped in disgust, turning around.

AlterSun bent over Alternate Rae. "You okay, kiddo?"

Rae nodded quickly. "Get Kay over here..." she hisses.

AlterSun stared at her in surprise for a minute, then gets a glint in her eye. "Kay!" she called. "Like, I think you should take a look at Riv. She's frelled up!"

"Thankyou..." Alternate Rae breathed. "Now get back."

As AlterSun backed away, AlterKay approached and bent over Rae. "This better be good, Ensign."

"K... k..." Alternate Rae said softly. She gestured for AlterKay to come closer.

AlterKay bent farther over Alternate Rae, who siezed the opportunity and plunged the air-syringe into the back of AlterKay's neck.

"Hey!" Alternate Sweetie protestd.

Alternate Rae held tightly onto AlterKay until she was clearly under. She stands up and glares at Alternate Sweetie. "I am assuming command of this team, Bird."

"Can you do that?" AlterSun asked,

"I am. Under Article 12, Subsection 8, Paragraph 3, clause B of the Interspecies Cooperation Act. Under Article 3, Subsection 5, Paragraph 1 of the Sebacian/PeaceKeeper alliance's Military Code. Under Article 18, Subsection 6, Clause D of the human's United States Military."

AlterSun stared, obviously impressed that Alternate Rae's bookish nature had finally paid off.

"Under all these codes, I am authorized to override the command of an Officer who is mentally disturbed or putting her own people in danger needlessly. I accuse Miss Kay of both of these things, and so I assume command."

She bent over and picked up the unconscious AlterKay, slinging her over her shoulder.

"Where do we go?" AlterSun asked. "Ahead?"

Alternate Rae shook her head. "Back. The last outpost is less than 20 minutes from here. We'll bring her there and let her own people deal with her."

The group trudged slowly back towards the last checkpoint.

Crais was sitting on the ground, still staring after the group, his mind on poor Riv. He had to look twice when he saw the group returning. He rose and ran to meet them, shouting for Jila.

Alternate Rae stared at him nervously, and took a deep breath before speaking. "Sir, I regret to inform you that I have been forced to assume command of Heat Team Delerium on the grounds that the previous commander of the group is no longer mentally fit for her command."

Having made this speech, Alternate Rae promptly collapsed.

Crais Mandroid -- “Riv!”

Crais bent over and quickly rolled Kay off of Alternate Rae. "Are you injured?"

She slowly shook her head. "I apologize for my weakness, sir." She climbed to her feet and regarded Crais uncertainly. "Am I to be Court-Marshalled, sir?"

"No, of course not. Look, let's get you back to the check-point. We'll have Velorek check you over, all of you, and decide what to do then. Okay?" He stared at her with obvious concern.

Alternate Rae stared at him with tears in her eyes. "You are very good to me, sir."

By now, the others had joined Crais and team Alternate Heat Delerium. Larraq and Jila had AlterKay on a stretcher and were carrying her back to the medical tent. Velorek slid an arm under AlterSun's and was helping her back to the checkpoint. AlterSun was giving him an animated recounting of the main points of AlterKay's erratic behavior. Crais and Alternate Rae made it only a few steps before she stummbled.

"Riv..." he sighed, helping her up. "What's the matter?"

Alternate Rae stared up at him with wide eyes. "I'm okay, sir, really..."

"Frax-Drenn." Crais retorted gently. He picked her up and started back towards the camp.

Alternate Rae was torn between her crush (and the fact that this was not far from one of her most secret fantasies) and her sense of propriety, which told her that this was NOT an appropriate public display.

"Sir, please..."

"Riv, until you have been cleared by the med-techs up in that tent, you are not walking anywhere. Am I understood?"

Alternate Rae nodded slowly. A medical necessity could surely not violate any sort of standards of conduct. "Thankyou, sir. You are very kind to me."

He smiled at her. "I am very fond of you."

Alternate Rae went pale. "Oh, sir!" she gasped. She began to cry.

"Shh..." Crais muttered as they approached the camp. "Everything is going to be just find, I assure you."

Jila walked out of the medical tent. "We've got Kay sedated and restrained until we can figure out what the frell is wrong with her. Raegun's running a detailed scan." She stared at the sight before her, a weeping Rae being carried by Crais.

"Help me get her inside." Crias asked. "I think she may have stage one heat delerium. Definitely, she's suffering from serious fatigue and disorientation."

Jila nodded. "Don't worry, Rae. We'll take good care of you."

"Thankyou, Miss Jila."

Ravenl-Kat -- “It’s okay, Kay.”  Rae assured her

"We do NOT have to go through the Checkpoints again."

"But..."

"Look." Rae pulls out thier race-certification. "We already have stamps for every checkpoint we've been through. All we need to do is reach the next checkpoint that we should have been through."

Kay sighs in relief.

"Yeah, but HOW?" Sweetie demands. "We'll have to retrace our route no matter what!"

"No." Rae shakes her head. "The checkpoint we need is on the far side of the island, right?"

"Right." Sunny and Kay agree.

"So all we need to do is go AROUND the course. The beaches are perfectly level and clear. It'll take us less than six hours, and this is at the outside, to get to our checkpoint."

"Rae, I could KISS you!" Kay laughs happily.

"Feel free." Rae laughs. "Come on, guys!" She starts off down the beaches. In a much better mood, the others follow.

"Well, we may not WIN, Kay notes, but we can at least still PLACE!"

"That's the spirit!" Rae laughs. "Cause it ain't if you win or lose."

In unison, the four members of Heat Delerium shout, "IT'S HOW GOOD YOU LOOK DOING IT!!!"

Grackene -- Grack wakes from a long slumber

*yawn*

er.. did I miss it did I miss the race?

OH darn!!!

RagnarRB -- Another artickiten

Kitten pondered that. Wasn't she an ONLY artickitten? How could this be? Had Artickat been off mating unobserved and had another litter in secret? Is this what went on at Scooby parties? The dancing did look kind of strange some times.

A small part of her mind gasped. Would it like crunch? Would she have to share!?

She supposed if it was another artickitten she could leave it in the cage....

kayde -- In great spirits

Heat Delerium skirts the island, and feels confident to reach their destination before nightfall.

(Hmmmmm.....What will happen if the regular Rae, Sunny, Sweetie and Kay happen to meet their Alter selves....... This could get interesting.....)

Meanwhile.......AlterKay is blisfully sleeping away the sedative Rae gave her, not aware that she has lost her 'command', or that she is restrained.)

Mouse2000 -- Mouse took a step

across the bridge. It *felt* sturdy enough. As they all crossed, though, she could definitely feel the bridge creak.

"Everyone, grab onto the licorice whip vines just in case." Spyral directed. The whips were all intertwined together so they were sturdy also. With the precision of high-wire trapeeze artists they made their way carefully to the middle of the bridge. Then it cracked.

*I hope that wasn't a supporting Kit Kat grider that I took a nibble out of* was Mouse's last thought as the bridge beneath her crumbled.


Grackene -- Grack looks on in horror

OMG someone help them" she yells


quietly thinking to herself.*maybe I am glad I fell asleep and missed the race*

Grack runs around looking for something to support the bridge or give them something to grab on to to try to save them!

AlternateRae -- Alternate Rae paces around the camp

wringing her hands anxiously and muttering to herself about how stupid she had been. The Captain might understand, but surely the humans would not be pleased that she had assaulted one of thier own. The Captain might face trouble as well.

Crais walks up to her. "Try to relax, Rivyn, or I will order Velorek to give YOU a sedative as well."

"I'm so sorry for all of this, sir!" she wails, bursting into tears.

Crais did what he had seen Rae and the humans do more than once in similar situations. He put his arms around her and held her close, rocking her. "Don't be afraid, dear." he mutters into her ear. "Just... trust in me."

She nods and quickly composes herself. "I apologize for my weakness, sir." she says, trying to pull away.

Crais suddenly finds that he very much likes this particular version of Rae and wants her to be more like the original. He tightens his hold on her as she tries to pull away.

"Please, sir..." she whispers. "If someone where to see?"

"Everyone else is occupied, Riv. We're alone. Look."

She looks around and sees that they are indeed all alone. "You wish to recreate, then, sir?" she asks quietly.

He gasps and shakes his head, releasing her. "Riv, in my time among these humans, I have come to adopt thier beliefs regarding the practice."

She stares at him, surprised, not entirely understanding. "Then..."

"I care about you, Riv. I just want you to know it."

She stares up at him, tears spilling from her eyes. "You have always been very good to me, sir..."

"I have name, Riv."

"I couldn't, sir..." She shakes her head.

"Try it on for size. You may find you like the way it sounds coming out of your mouth. I like the way yours sounds from mine. Rivyn..."

She stares, wide-eyed. "Sir, these things... they are not allowed."

"Your parents were not Peacekeepers?"

"No, sir. Farmers."

"Mine too." he explains. "And without 'these things' as you put it, neither of us would be here to have this discussion. It's time you came to accept that the Peacekeeper way is not the ONLY way, Riv. Learn to at least understand the other ways if you can not embrace them."

"I almost COULD embrace them, sir, but..."

"There are no 'buts' in this world." he tells her, quoting something that the real Rae had once told him, "Better damned then reluctant."

"Then let us both be damned." she replies, inadvertantly quoting the other Rae herself. She stands on her toes and gives him a long kiss.

"It's not the same when it's someone you care about, is it?"

"Not at all, Bailar..." she giggles at the way his name sounds coming out of her mouth. The seriousness of the moment is shattered. "I'm sorry, sir." she laughs.

He laughs too and gives her a swift kiss on the forehead. "There's hope for you yet, woman." He slides an arm around her and the two walk back to the camp.

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