Mouse walks out.... (2)
Sixth Sense Dreamer -- 6th looks back and forth between...
SWORD and the pool table. She glances at the other girls, shrugs, and hops down off the stool.
"Ok, I'm game if you are..." 6th says, selecting a pool cue.
She walks slowly around the table, and leaning against her pool cue, glances at SWORD. "You set it up."
SWORD racks the balls, and turns to 6th, bowing slightly.
"Your break, milady."
"Huh-uh." 6th shakes her head, "You do it."
"But..."SWORD says, puzzled "that's not how..."
6th interrupts, leaning forward slightly. "Please. You do it."
Sword glances at Ragnar, who shrugs. Sighing, Sword breaks. As he doesn't sink a shot, he turns to 6th again.
"Do you want me to shoot FOR you too?" he asks.
6th shakes her head, grinning evilly. She walks around the pool table, looking for a good shot. She brushes by SWORD once, quite close, "'Scuse me, sugar!" then makes her way around the table again. Finally, she stops in front of SWORD.
"Hmmm, this looks like a good one." she says, leaning over. She glances behind her, at SWORD. "You might want to move back a bit if you're gonna stand there." 6th grins, and lines up her shot. Before she shoots, she says. "Oh, by the way, the stakes are the same, just so you know." 6th takes the shot, deliberately missing.
"Oops!" she grins evilly, and turns around to face SWORD.
"Oh well, I guess a bet's a bet." She smirks up at SWORD who is staring at her, redder than usual, as he realizes he had SOMEHOW just been set up in the worst way. 6th grins, and pulls her cut-off shirt over her head.
<SNAP!>
6th flings her shirt over her shoulder, tossing her head, and looks at SWORD. He had snapped his pool cue in half, and had this glazed look on his face.
"Still wanna play, sugar? Or can you handle anymore?" 6th bites the side of her lip, and giggles. She hooks her thumb through her bra strap. "Too bad I didn't go completely commando, huh? So, you gonna shoot, Sugar?" 6th says to SWORD.
SWORDandMUG -- Now hold on, Missy!
SWORD shakes his head no, No, NO! He prepares to gesture and notices the broken poolstick, which he tosses at the laughing Ragnar, who dodges the pieces with expressions "Hey" and "Watch it, bud!" before collecting the pieces and disposing of them in the fireplace.
Upon regaining the use of his tongue (that he was biting), SWORD as he grabs his jacket from a bar stool. "Those are NOT the same stakes, 6th!" he admonishes. "You can only take off an article of clothing IF I sink a ball, not if you miss."
She sticks her tongue out at him. "Rules lawyer!"
SWORD rolls his eyes and mumbles, "...and if these evenings keep going like this I will undoubtedly be NEEDING a lawyer..."
He puts the jacket on her, and she sinks a little, her expression of devilish amusement changing to shock.
"How do you wear this thing?" she asks. "What do you do, keep lead weights in the pockets?"
"No," he says with a stiff upper lip as he zips the jacket shut, "it's just leather and lots of buckles."
He gets another poolstick, aims, and sinks the cue ball without contacting any other balls.
"Scratch," he says defiantly.
6th nodes and sets up for a shot. She sinks the 4 ball in the corner pocket. "Solids," she says and teases at SWORD. He looks down at himself and feels it is rather unfair that he had to start this game at the same deficit as the last game but pulls off a sock and puts it in one of his boots. 6th takes another shot but only manages to mix the balls up a little with three solids clustered in one corner. SWORD rechalks his poolstick and examines the table.
"So your solids..." he says and sets up for a shot and pulverizes the cue ball with a hard shot into the corner that sinks two solids, scratches, and finally set the third solid creeping to the nearby corner where it teeters and then plops in the pocket.
"Woohoo!" 6th says baudily as she begins to unzip the jacket. "Three balls!"
"Uh uh," SWORD says shaking his head and handing her the cue ball. "Doesn't count. I sunk three of your balls and scratched. My loss, your turn."
6th frumps but sets up for another shot. There just isn't anything available. She banks but only makes some noise. SWORD takes over, sees a situation, and nods. He slams 3 ball and the 10 ball in the upper righthand corner pocket. 6th begins to tug at the zipper again. SWORD holds up a hand.
"No," he says.
"...but you sank a stripe..." she argues.
"...and I both sank a solid at the same time, so it does not count," he corrects her, forcing her to play the right game and then adds, "Just keep your shirt on, kiddo."
6th growls at him, bumps him out of the way, and sinks another solid. Off comes the other sock, leaving SWORD standing in his black denim jeans.
"All right!" Raven_Kat whoops. "One more solid, and we get to find out--boxers or briefs!"
"What do you mean?" SWORD asks as 6th sets up for a sure fire shot at the 5 ball in the left side pocket.
"Do you wear boxers or briefs," Mouse clarifies the question.
"Neither," SWORD replies casually. 6th gasps and totally scatters her shot.
"Neither?" she says and then kicks herself for missing the shot. Giggles erupt from the three ladies. Ragnar looks surprised. TickTick rolls her eyes, the only one to understand what SWORD is really saying.
To end the mystery, SWORD sinks the 8 ball AND scratches.
"Shucks," he says feigning concerns. "It's just not my night, is it?" He smirks, sits on the couch beside Tick, and begins to put his doffed apparel back on his body while the three girls talk amongst themselves.
Ticker giggles a little herself. "You really have them worked up SWORD," she says.
"I don't know what your talking about," SWORD fakes. Ragnar leans forward to listen in on their conversation.
"Yes, you do," she says. "I know how you just teased with that comment."
"I didn't lie," he smiled as he pulled on his second boot.
Ticker rolled her eyes again. "Having seen you frolic on the front lawn in a BROWNIE induced haze selling Warp & Grills, I definitely know the answer to the question of Boxers or Briefs."
"Oh?" Ragnar says a little concerned.
Tick taps him on the arm. "He did what Godallmitey told him to do, took off all his clothes, and shouted to the sky Come and get me! or something like that."
"All of his clothes," Ragnar says very slowly.
"Yep," SWORD says.
"All," Ragnar repeats with further disbelief.
"Yeah, all," Tick replied and then added, "He did not consider Spiderman underoos to be clothes, so he left them on."
SWORD just winks at his big buddy, who getting the gist of the idea begins laughing out loud. He slaps SWORD on the back, thinks of jostling his hair, but then remembers the bruised noggin.
"Enough pool," SWORD says. "What do you want to do, dance to some good rockin blues or play Uno."
And looking at the three bad girls he adds firmly, "And I do not mean STRIP Uno."
:-{>
Sixth Sense Dreamer -- There is a cry of “Rats!” from...
the girls, (What is it with all this interest in stripping all of a sudden?)
"No way am I playing Uno with an Uno guru." 6th says, pulling her shirt back over her head. She holds out the jacket to SWORD , then changes her mind and pulls it back on as well. (;-P SWORD, I have been out with too many wanna-be rockers to not be used to wearing a heavy leather jacket!)
The others start disscussing the pros and cons of either dancing, or Uno, while 6th stands, thinking about how this place seems to bring out her baddest, most wild side (or is it all the SoCo?). She slides her hands into the pockets of SWORD's jacket.
What's this?
She pulls out a slim, rather worn black book. Turning it over she reads aloud. "Mental Notebook"
Silence.
SWORD jumps to his feet. "Oh no you don't!" he cries out. 6th darts away, giggling. As she runs from the now extremely worried SWORD, she begins to read the book to herself.
"Sword, Wow! I had no idea that's what you've been thinking! And here, I thought this book was just in your head..." she laughs, easily eluding SWORD as he tries to grab the book back from her.
(Well, you DID want to know how I act when drunk!)
Raven-Kat -- “You guys are better than Pay-Per-View”
Rae calls cheerily, jingling her bells. Oddly enough, she's managed to keep most of her clothes ON during THIS party.
"Dance, Ragnar?"
TickTick -- Absently tugging on one pointy ear...
Ticker watches the proceedings.
"Run 6thy Run!" she shouts gleefully, then adds, "Run Sword! Catch her!"
Ragnar looks over at Tick while heading out to the dance floor with Rae. "Who are you rooting for anyway?"
"Me? I'm not rooting for anybody. This is hilarious!" Ticker replies between giggles.
"I wanted to play Uno..." Mouse muttered. Ticker grinned.
"Maybe we will once Sword gets his notebook back. Hmm... I wonder what's in that thing?" Ticker says.
"Come back here 6thy!!!" Sword yells as he chases her into the farthest corners of the Ballroom...
SWORDandMUG -- Run?
"Oh, I think not," SWORD mutters in Tickerese.
"6th, really, if you're going to root through that thing, turn to page XXVIII," SWORD says as he walks nonchalantly towards her his thumbs in his pockets. "Go straight for the interesting stuff I've learned."
6th stops, and flips through the book, trying to ascertain what XXVIII means--oh yeah, it's Roman numerals for 28. Before she knows it SWORD is directly beside her, grabs the front of the jacket, spins her around in front of him, taking the booklet from her hand, and then executing a dip. He pockets the notebook.
"It's for your own good, you know," he tells her matter of factly. "My thoughts are so chaotic that the average human would go friggin bonkers trying to read that scrawl."
"Yeah," she says trying to get her eyes to focus, "you have THE WORST hand writing I have ever seen! You should be a doctor!"
SWORD takes back the jacket.
"Can't have you rooting through anymore of my pockets, Bagginses," he says as he redons his jacket.
"Now, no more SoCo for you child. Go have some water and sober up while I dance with Mouse."
:-{>
Sixth Sense Dreamer -- Gosh Darn it!
6th kicks the ground and mutters curses to herself for not ever studying up on her roman numerals.
"Rats!" she mutters, stalking back to the bar, and pouring herself a huge glass of water. She drinks half of it down, and leans against the bar, watching SWORD intently.
*humph! Average human being my a**!* 6th is quite discouraged by the turn of events. So she walks around the the couch, and sits down by Tick, pulling out a battered copy of "The Art of War".
"Hey, Tick! How's tricks?" she grins at her elfin friend.
Tick raises an eyebrow at 6th. "A little playful, aren't we today!" Tick smiles at 6th.
"Ahh, well, I'm just bored. This whole "No Farscape" thing has been driving me batty." 6th sighs. She makes a point of not looking over at the others dancing.
Then she gets another idea.
"Hey Tick, wanna dance with me?" 6th asks.
"well..." Tick eyes 6th, trying to figure out if 6th was serious.
6th holds out her hand to the elf. "Come on, I don't bite! I just don't wanna sit here. What do you say?"
mouse in the lab -- With nothing to do on a Saturday,
Mouse decides to sharpen some of her pool skills.
It looks like the group has chosen to start dancing again, and that leaves the table pretty open. Mouse decides to play her favorite made-up game. Two balls go in front of every pocket, side-by-side, and the remaining three balls get lined up - two on the spots, and one in the middle of the table. The object is to get all the balls in with the least amount of shots.
The record (in Mouse's family) is nine, proudly held by Mouse herself.
With so many balls near the pockets, you'd think it would be easy to just drop them all in. But experience shows us that that is not always the case. What I like about this game is that it forces you to shot combination shots, which I need to practice.
Anyone else want to try beat the champ?
RagnarRB -- I doubt I can beat the champ
but I can sure offer her some moral support while she shows me how its done. :)
mouse in the lab -- Thanks Buddy
You sure you don't want to give it a go? You were doing pretty well for a beginner, and this game is just for practice...
Always around for some moral support is our gallant Viking!
(((Ragnar)))
RagnarRB -- Ragnar settles down
to watch an expert work. :)
Spyral -- Spyral watches
from his place leaning against a nearby wall.
"I just love to watch a pro work Mouse."
[Raises his half empty glass to the giant viking], "Cheers Ragnar."
(((((All)))))
mouse in the lab -- Well, the game is set up,
if you want to give it a try, angel.
You should have been here for the strip pool game - that was quite an event, right Ragnar?
Luckily, yours truly managed to keep her clothes on, well, most of them...
RagnarRB -- Cheers Spyral
Ragnar nods grinning and raises his glass in reply.
Dear Mouse is deffinately a pro...:)
Spyral -- Well, sure, I’ll
give it a try Mouse. I'm always in the mood to get my a$$ kicked by a pretty girl"
Sets down his empty mug, walks over and selects a longer cue.
"Well, Okay, Give me my beating now."
mouse in the lab -- This is only for practice
Spyral, but if you want to play 8 ball, or another game, I'm up for it.
What do you think?
Mouse smiles, and chalks up her cue.
Spyral -- Now 8 ball I can handle
Spyral replies, setting aside his cue and racking the balls.
Picking up his cue, ha makes a grand flourish to Mouse:
"Ladies Break......"
*Oh, I have a feeling this is gonna hurt!!!*
Mouse2000 -- Mouse breaks like a sledgehammer
and sends the balls flying. "Been practicing that since I was 13" she says, smiling.
The seven falls in. "You're stripes."
Mouse lines up the 6 in the corner, but misses.
Handing Spyral back his cue, she smiles at him. "Your shot, hotshot" she taunts
Spyral -- After wiping the blood seeping
from his ears after the earth shattering break Mouse has given the balls. Walks to the table and examines his balls. (Yeah, Yeah, I am sure EVERYONE can have fun with that one!!!)
*Damn, What is this, Napoleonic Pool? She has these balls positioned better than soldiers on a Risk board.*
Giving a sigh, Spyral lines up the fourteen for the side pocket, hoping to give it a soft bank off of Mouses two.
"OOOOOOHHHHHHHH...that was so close." someone says behind him.
Mouse2000 -- My Mom always told me
the position was important in life, so my Dad taught me how to play position pool!
Mouse decides to let the last opportunity to rag on the big angel go. Much too easy.
Mouse watches as Spyral puts in his bank shot, and lines up the nine. She'll have to see exactly how good he is before she decided if he needs any distraction. She goes and stands next to Ragnar who is watching the proceeding with interest.
"Think you can find me a drink?" she asks Ragnar. What good are the guys for if they can't get you a drink?
RagnarRB -- Sure
what would you like?
Mouse2000 -- Mouse smiles at Ragnar
and says "Surprise me!".
She really likes that her friends her in the ballroom will give her a break from being the "keep-it-all-together" girl she has to be IRL and let her relax.
Spyral -- Spyral, sinks the nine,
in the corner, only to miss the thirteen in the side on his next shot.
While Mouse lines up her shot,A very tricky two cushion bank of the five, into the side, Spyral wanders over to the bar.
Quietly whispers to Ragnar the Viking, "Give her one of those 'Potions'," he says with a wicked grin. Turning back to see Mouse sink the five with her miraculous bank-shot, he quickly turns back to the big Viking. "Make it a big one," he amends...
Mouse2000 -- “I hope I get that
drink soon* Mouse thinks. *I wonder if I should tell Spyral that I get better after I have a few drinks. More relaxed, I guess...*
Mouse misses an attempt at the two off the three and wanders over to Spyral to hand him the cue. "Here you go, angel. Give it your best shot!"
RagnarRB -- Smiling and nodding in understanding
at Spyral Ragnar pickes up Mouses drink book and thumbs thru a couple of pages.
His eyes widen and a bit of blush creeps into his cheeks and ears. *Wow Mouse* he thinks to himself *I never knew there was so many...colorful...drink names. I wonder exactly what kind of behavior they encourage.*
His eyes got really wide when they came to the ----job listing and one for on the beach! Closing the book a little hard he tries to small at the glances that act attracts.
"Coming right up Mouse I think I've found just the right thing."
Ragnar shakes his head...and to think I used to just dring anything someone sat in front of me.Hmm...
Deciding to look up just that one drink he quickly mixs together what he thinks are the right porportions, blending them together like any good cook would a few pinchs of salt...There that should do it. *Well with all that stuff in it it ought to do something!*
He pickes up the baby beer pitcher he mixed it all in and heads back to the pool table.
Ragnar is that vapor coming off this thing?
Mouse2000 -- “If you think I’m drinking
that,” Mouse indicates the (what is that? steam?) pitcher “you’re crazy.”
“Come on, Mouse, you said to surprise you, so try it.” Ragnar urges.
Mouse looks at Spyral, then at Ragnar, and thinks to herself *If these guys are conspiring, I’m in big trouble. But I don’t think they would hurt me, at least not on purpose...*
“Um, excuse me, what did you say this was called?” Mouse asks as she takes a sip.
RagnarRB -- Uh ...it started
off as a copy of that drink you made Spyral but that didn't fill the glass so I added page 37, 42, and 53. Does it taste good?
Sixth Sense Dreamer -- Can I have some of that, Rag?
Just NO POOL!
I get in too much trouble with that game!
I'll just hang out here if ya'll don't mind.
<3
Mouse2000 -- Itz Delizious
Mouse slurred. After her second SMALL sip of that drink, Mouse noticed her eyes were acting a little funny. She tried to focus, and saw 6th come in.
"6th! My pal! My buddy! How are you?" Mouse tripped towards 6th in an attempt to hug her, but ended up wrapped around Spyral's wing. "Hey, you're not 6th!" Mouse said. She spun around and landed in Spyral's arms. "Geez, you are really big on hugs, aren't you? That's ok, I guess.." Mouse trailed off. She made a valiant effort to get to 6th, but her feet seemed to be stuck to the floor. "Iz thiz the way you have to win? Hey, ok by me!" Mouse belatedly realizes she's still hugging Spyral, and tries to move away, but once again, her feet won't move.
"What did you put in thiz," Mouse shouted at Ragnar. "Where is he!" Mouse yelled. Her eyes were NOT working correctly - she was seeing X-rays of everyone! She decided to stay where she was. Spyral was looking at the crowd like *what am I suposed to do here* and settled just to hold Mouse up. "Maybe we can find you a chair," Spyral suggested. "Can't. Feet not working." Mouse declared.
"Anti-potion?" she suggested. "But this is cozy..."
RagnarRB -- My dear 6th
It's not playing pool that gets you into trouble. Its the stakes you want to play for. :)
Ragnar watched 6th sip from the pitcher, feeling a bit proud that he might have gotten something right here. He's been awful clumsy of late. That was when he noticed Mouse's new behavior.
Now some people may think him to be a twit, or even a little slow at times but he's had enough experience by now to know the signs. He loved his Scaper gals dearly but he could see the writing on the wall. His mind wanted to scream comspiracy!
Mouse drinks...gets tipsy and well she's still progresing...she hasn't gotten past the "Get Ragnar" phase. <Gulp>
Now the kicker you ask? What makes him so dreadfully smart he's often stupid?
He let 6th drink. 6th drinks.....
"Uh Spyral I don't suppose you have a guilded cage we could let them rest in while we think of an antidote?"
Spyral looked at the big Viking quizzically of course. "Oh yeah." Ragnar adds. "Hide the pool cues."
Now what page was that on again? :)
Spyral -- Antidote?!?!?!?
Who you kidding Ragnar? We need to bottle this stuff for sale. Not to be used by us or anything. And certainly not on the lovely ladies of the ballroom.
Looks down at the limp and getting limpier body of Mouse who hangs in his arms. She has probably the loopiest grin on her face that this angel has ever seen.
"YYYYOUUUUUUUUU OOOOOOOOOKAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY?" Mouse hears Spyral ask. As she watches his head splits first into three, then six and they begin to circle each other slowly. She giggles to herself, "Six wings....you've...[giggles]...got six wings....[giggle]...that's threeeeeeeee pair." [she holds up three fingers for Spyral to see just in case he cannot comprehend.] She smiles again, as if trying with all her might to show every tooth in her mouth.
"Wheeeereeees...my frink?" She peeks under Spyrals wing, as if it just might be there. Lets it flop down onto her head, where it stays like a white down hat.
"Nid yuuuuu dake my trink?" she scolds Spyral with the innocence that only a truly hammered person can show.
"Well...i guess dancing is out of the question," Spyral says down to her grinning face.
Sixth Sense Dreamer -- “What’s up with Mouse?”
6th asked, taking another swig of the stuff Ragnar had handed her. It had a really odd color, and the smell...well, it wasn't the most pleasant of odors. But it tasted wonderful!
"Rag!" 6th said a bit louder to get Ragnar's attention.
"What's with Mouse?"
"That stuff your drinking is what's up with Mouse." Rag replied. 6th looked at Ragnar, down to the pitcher of brew, and back up at the Viking.
"Let me get this straight. You gave some of this to Mouse, saw what it did to her and then gave some TO ME??? You Know how...ahem...'excitable' I get when I'm drunk off of NORMAL stuff...and you gave me THIS? What, do you have a death wish or something?" 6th felt like she ought to be pissed. But she looked over at Ragnar, who looked rather ashamed of himself. She just sighed and shook her head, walked over to the viking, and patted his head.
"S'alright Rag, don't feel bad...I don't know what you were thinking...but it's alright. Just try and..."6th shook her head to try and clear it. She was getting fuzzy. "Try and...keep me out of trouble, ok?" 6th felt herself begin to get really light headed.
"Ok, Rag? Here's where you need to keep me from cracking my head on the floor..." 6th trailed off as her eyes rolled back in her head, and she began to slump down.
RagnarRB -- Ragnar deftly catches 6th
*hmmm* he thought to himself * a drink that actually knocks 6th out? This is new!*
"So what did she mean by all that?" Spyral asked while making Mouse comfortable....well as comfortable as she would let him.
Ragnar picked 6th up, carried her over to the couch and layed her out in what sould pass as a comfortable position. Brushing her hair back from her face he covered her with a blanket doing his best to make her comfortable. Hard telling how long she would be out.
"That's right." He replied. "You haven't been around 6th when she's drinking have you?"
Spyral shook his head, senseing a pretty good story here. In fact there are several, but then there is a time and place for everything.
Ragnar smiled and shook his head. "Well Spyral she's really quite a doll, and probably more gentle at heart then she gets credit for but when she gets to drinking...."He let the sentence trail on for a bit. "....lets just say she can get to be a handful."
"A handful huh?" Spyral inquired.
"You hang around long enough guy and you'll learn exactly what I mean." :D
Spyral just shook his head. Surely....
Ragnar rambled on as he went back to the bar. "Actually selling this stuff might be a pretty good idea. I wonder if we'd make more with the antidote or the actuall agent." He droaned on...
Sixth Sense Dreamer -- Spyral finished trying to...
get Mouse in a chair, a problem all unto itself. He went over to check on 6th.
"How is she?" Ragnar called from the bar.
"Out like a light..No wait..." Spyral said as 6th slowly opened her eyes. Looking up at Spyral she let out a breathless sigh.
"What angel wakes me from my flowery bed?" she said softly.
"Huh? It's me, 6th..." Spyral looked at Ragnar, who shrugged and began looking for an escape should 6th head his way.
6th sat up, gazing in rapture at Spyral as if she'd never laid eyes on a more beautiful sight.
"I pray thee, gentle mortal, speak again:
Mine ear is much enamour'd of thy note;
So is mine eye enthralled to thy shape;
And thy fair virtue's force perforce doth move me
On the first view to say, to swear, I love thee."
"WHA..." Spyral backed up a step. "You What? You hardly even know me 6th!"
"I don't think she's 6th anymore." said Ragnar. "Look how she's talking. 6th never talks like she's in a Shakespeare play."
"You mean, she thinks she IS a character in one of those plays?" Spyral gulped as 6th stood up and wrapped one arm around Spyral's waist.
"Thou art as wise as thou art beautiful." 6th sighed.
"You could always run for it." suggested Ragnar.
"Run?...Well, she isn't really doing anything..." said Spyral, looking back and forth between 6th and the door.
6th gasped when she heard the word 'run'.
"Out of this wood do not desire to go:
Thou shalt remain here, whether thou wilt or no.
I am a spirit of no common rate;
The summer still doth tend upon my state;
And I do love thee: therefore, go with me;
I'll give thee fairies to attend on thee,
And they shall fetch thee jewels from the deep,
And sing while thou on pressed flowers dost sleep;
And I will purge thy mortal grossness so
That thou shalt like an airy spirit go."
"I don't thinks she wants me to go...If I tried to I'd probably just piss her off, and who KNOWS who she might start channeling then!" Spyral sighed. Whether he liked it or not, he was stuck being the object of 6th's adoration, at least until Ragnar's brew wore off, or she started channeling someone else!
;^)
(Just playing w/ you!)
Spyral -- It’s getting bad in here!!!!
While Sixth continues her Shakespearean wooing of Spyral, Mouse has managed to slide off of the chair and onto the floor. Where she attempts to crawl toward Spyral by first flopping one limp hand forward, then another looking as though her arms were made of spaghetti, and pulling herself forward along the floor.
Spyral , who is having enough problems trying to keeps Sixths hands off of him, as she continues her tirade, sees Mouse heading towards him and suddenly feels more fear then he has in the last six hundred years.
"Um Ragnar?..Um..easy Sixth!...Umm..That Antidote getting any closer to being done yet?" he calls.
Mouse is getting closer and her grin has become impossibly wider. "Harrrrrrrrk the Heraaaaaaaald Angellllllllls Siiiiingggg"," she sings sweetly.
"Rag....sure could use some help....Sixth...Please...not the shirt....Could use some HELP HERE RAGNAR!"
Ragnar pops up from behind the bar, spilling bottles everywhere. "We gotta problem," he says holding up to empty bottles. "We're missing some stuff. "
Mouse draws even nearer.....
Spyral alternates between placing Sixths' hands at her sides and rebuttoning his shirt. "I DON"T CARE JUST ......SUBSTITUTE! IT CERTAINLY AN'T MAKE THINGS ANY WORSE!"
*Oh SH%T! Did I just say that?* Spyral wonders
Mouse is almost there.......
*OH SH%T!*
Mouse2000 -- Suddenly Mouse
lays very still. She convulses once, and starts to speak, slowly, with building intensity:
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will,
shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children."
The guys look at Mouse in amazement. What's happening to her?
"And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."
Mouse seems to quiet down, and the guys look at each other. "What was that all about?" Ragnar asks. "Ya got me, except now I think she thinks she's my boss." Spyral replies with a laugh.
RagnarRB -- Ragnar still looks puzzled.
"Maybe Spyral but that sounds awful familiar..." Ragnar pursed his lips as he thought. Suddenly he snapped his fingers!
"Pulp fiction! That's where I remember it, or at least something like it. The one hit man would recite it to all his victums just before he was about to..."
The two men looked at each other. Was Ragnar remembering it right or.....
Raven-Kat -- Rae wonders over
to see what's up. 6th is quoting the Bard and can't seem to keep her hands off of Spyral. Mouse seems to be quoting the bible, and Ragnar is at the bar frantically mixing drinks.
"Uh, Ragnar. I think they've had enough." She picks up a nearly full glass and quaffs the contents down. "OH YEAH! That's nice. Whasinit?" She grins, Spyral, you need some help there? Or are you enjoying all the attention?"
RagnarRB -- No Rae don’t!!!!
"Don't what?" Rae responds after swallowing another mouthfull.
*sigh*...."oh nevermind, I suspect you'll find out soon enough."
"Maybe if we just started running now Spyral..."
Spyral -- Worser and Worser!!
RAE NO!..RAGNAR DON'T LET HER!" the words are barely out of his mouth before Rae slams back the drink.
"GIMME THAT!" Ragnar grabs the glass from Rae, and upends it as if to see if she really has drained it. He looks to Spyral, who only stares back in terror, as a temporarily forgotten Sixth begins to rub her hands thru his hair. "THIS IS GETTING OUT OF HAND!" the big viking shouts diving back behind the bar.
"JUST START MIXING!!!...I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU MIX, JUST MIX!!!" Spyral shouts, turning his attention back to Sixth.
Mouse has regained a sitting position and is now shouting to the world her intentions to "Divest herself of her Wordly Goods and walk the Earth,...like Kane in Kung-Fu!
"Welllllllll!", Spyral hears from the direction of the bar. "I'm feeling a little...mmmmMMMMMM!.....Ragnar! Now WHAT! are you doin behind there all by your little lonesome?" Raes voice purrs. "ROWRRR!" she shouts, diving behind the bar.
Ragnars scream echoes off the walls of the ballroom.......
RagnarRB -- On hands and knees
doing his best effort at a fast crawl loosing traction Ragnar scurries out from behind one end of the bar. An outstretched arm just misses catching him by the ankle.
Rae pops up from behind the bar preening her feathers. Her fingers are steady stroking the fuzzy down. She looks pouty. "What's da midder Raggynar?" She says in a coy petulent voice.
Ragnar has gained his feet and spins around, one arm and a errect finger between him and Rae. He stumbles backwards as she steps forewards.
"Now wait a minute Rae! we're friends remember?" He pleads, his free hand brushing furniture out of his way as he backpeddles.
Rae pauses, swaying, Her eyes, glaze, focus and unfocus. "we..wess I member dat." she stuttered. "oun't ya like ma erty eathers? soft. Wanna touch?" She lurched foreward turning her head and offering a fine specimin for it appraisal and leisure.
<gulp> "Uh Rae why Don't you just sit down in this chair here and I'll go find something to get a much better look at those feathers!"
Rae brightened a little "Omise not to run a ay?"
"No no Rae,"Ragnar admonishs. "I'd never dream of running away. You just sit right here. That's a good girl."
What have they done? Rae just kind of stands there indecisive.
*PLEASE*!!!!
Mouse2000 -- Mouse shudders again
and opens her mouth, but the voice coming out isn't her own.
She says "Very well, where should I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. A sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. If I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really."
Spyral looks at Mouse like she's lost her mind, but Mouse is out of it again, on the floor.
Rae comes around the corner of the bar saying, "Ragnar, sweetthing, wheres are youz?"
Ragnar attempt to dash under the pool table, but he gets a little too close to Sixth, who has let go of Spyral and takes the opportunity to snag Ragnar.
Spyral -- and worser still....
"That's it Ragnar," leaping off the couch while Sixth holds fast to Ragnar. "Keep her busy."
"You can't leave me here Spyral...Hey...Where you goin?...Oh God! Sixth...No!" Ragnar shouts as he is drug towards the couch.
Spyral attempts to dash away, only to have Mouse reach out and snag his ankle before he can take two steps. "E's not gowin nowhere" Mouse says.
!WHUMP! Spyral crashes to the ground and lies where he falls, stunned and wheezing, the breath knocked out of him.
".....aaahhhhcccckkkk!" he says into the ballrooms carpet.
"ooooOOOOOoooo" he hears from above. "aallen at myeye feeet to worsip me. Eye ike it." Spyral looks up just in time to meet eye to eye with Rae , who lowers herself to the floor, meeting his gaze. "Wha r u dun dowin ere N-gel? she giggles. She touches his nose with a finger, "Cum fee?" she giggles again.
Spyral moves his head enough to see Ragnar now engulfed by Sixth whose two hands seem like six at the moment. Unbelievabley, the big Viking seems outmanned at the moment.
And Mouse is on the move again! Singing in her sweetest voice, that she is "Looking for a Soft Place to Fall" she lays her head on Spyrals wing and begins running her fingers thru the soft down.
"aaaahhhhkkkkk!" Spyral attempts to screech into the carpet, still trying to catch his breath....
Raven-Kat -- Gimme that angel!!!
"Come on, Mousey. Is no fair! You already have a guy..." Rae starts sniffling, and the minute Mouse lets her guard down, she grabs Spyral. "MY ANGEL!" She bellows. "MINE, MINE, MINE!"
"Uh-oh." Spyral mutters.
"Oh, dear!" Rae runs from the room.
"Rae?"
Rae comes back a few minutes later and once more liberates Spyral from Mouse. She walks him over to the bar. "Black coffee would be nice, Spyral. I don't usually drink that much. Guess it didn't agree with me." Rae giggles, embarressed. "Hey, what's Ragnar doing with 6th? And why is he enjoying it so much?"
"I thought you were better?" Spyral said.
"Yeah, better. Whatever... 6th, I know we've had this discussion before. SO UNHAND THAT VIKING!"
Mouse2000 -- Mouse has one more...
convulsion, and opens her eyes. She looks around and shakes her head. She can't remember what went on after she drank that drink that Ragnar gave her. For some reason, Rae is glaring at her, and Sixth seems to be hugging Spyral for all she's worth.
"I'll remember not to let Ragnar surprise me again! I guess I'll have to finish this game myself." Mouse comments.
Unless Rae wants to play - no, I guess not from that look she's giving me...
"What? What's that look for? Cut it out - you're giving me the creeps..."
Mouse finds a white feather in her hair, shrugs, and hands it back to Spyral. "Must be shedding, old man."
Raven-Kat -- I’ll take that feather
"I collect them. This'll look great on a dreamcatcher." Rae rubs the feather against her cheek. "Ohhh, soft."
"Rae, are you drunk?" Mouse asks.
"Me? Come on. It's going to take a lot more than one glass of something called..." Rae walks over to the bar and looks at the recipie book. "'Kiss of Death' to get ME drunk. I was just getting into the spirit of things. Pool?"
Sixth Sense Dreamer -- At the sound of the word “Pool”
6th freezes. She shakes her head to clear it.
"NO! No pool! I get into too much trou..." she looks down, and realized exactly where and who she is sitting on, where her hands have strayed, and what she was apparently trying to do.
"Oops! Sorry, Ragnar! How did I get up here on your chest?" 6th leaped nimbly down off the big viking, her face bright red. She took a step towards Spyral, and watched in embarrassment as the angel knocked over a chair in his haste to get away from her.
"What...what happened? What did I do?" 6th asked aloud. She caught sight of the now empty pitcher. It all came back to her. She sighed heavily, and plopped back down on the couch beside Ragnar. He scrambled, and 6th sighed again.
"Good grief!" she said in her best Charlie Brown voice."Could someone get me a big glass of water?"
Raven-Kat -- Bottoms up, Sixth!
Rae laughs as she hands 6th a tall glass of water. "It was getting fun in here for a while. Can't believe I missed most of it." Rae tears the page with the recipie out of the book. "Just keep that..."
Spyral -- Spyral just shakes his head...
in incredulity as he makes his way silently to the bar. He briefly considers taking the paper from Rae and shredding it, but lets the idea go and simply plops down on the nearest stool.
He looks back at Ragnar, who is still sitting on the couch, trying toi keep a hearty distance from Sixth.
Trying to say something, but lacking any words for the situation, he simply asks, "Coffee anyone?", and turns on the cappucino machine.
Raven-Kat -- Coffee! Yes, Coffee!
Make mine a triple, half-caff, skinny mocha with a shot of espresso. And cinnamin...
Cyane622 -- Cyane peeks in the door..
see the cappichino machine and makes a mad dash for it snagging two coffie cups along the way
OOOOOHHHHH JAVAJAVAJAVAJAVAJAVAJAVAJAVA!!
She yells! Oh, save some for me!!
Raven-Kat -- Grab a stool!
Make yourself at home. I hear Spyral here makes a mean mocha...
<<Rae munches on a chocolate coffee bean>>
You're kinda new around here? Make yourself right at home.
RagnarRB -- Ragnar walks over to Rae
and takes a closer look at what she's chewing on. And I thought I liked my coffee strong! Aren't they better if you brew them first Rae?
Hello Cyane glad to have you...uh do you have any side effects to drinking that we ought to know about?
Just checking. :)
Mouse2000 -- Does that machine
do hot chocolate? With the foamy stuff on top? Can I have one of those?
Mouse clears off the table and brushes it off - somehow there are all these little white feathers all over it.
"Spryal, have you been rolling on the felt again?"
Who's up, and what's the game?
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