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| What Was That? by General Debbie/Amidala |
| "No, No, No--Daniel." |
| "Come on Jack" |
| "No" |
| "Yes" |
| "NO" |
| "YES" |
| "Why?" |
| "Because, it's your turn." |
| "It is not." |
| "Yes, it is." |
| "Is not" |
| "Is too" |
| "Not" |
| "Too" |
| "Are you sure?" |
| "Yeah, I'm pretty sure." |
| "If you're wrong, you won't have to worry about what they'll do to you 'cause I'll do worse to you. Got that?" |
| "Jack, relax. It doesn't hurt. I promise." |
| "How do I do this?" |
| "You take your hand and put it over Sam's stomach and then..." |
| "I KNOW that part Daniel. I was thinking out loud!" |
| "Okay, you don't have to yell." |
| "I'M NOT YELLING." |
| "Oh really. Could have fooled me." |
| "DANIEL" |
| "Anyway, now you have to slide into the position and ...." |
| "DANIEL, I know how to do this. I used to do it all the time." |
| "You seem pretty rusty to me Colonel." |
| "Shut up Carter." |
| "Sam, it's not nice to laugh at Jack when he's trying to get into position." |
| "But you're taking too long. My legs are falling asleep." |
| "Well, excuse me Major. I'm just trying not to fall onto you too hard. You wouldn't want that, now would you?" |
| "But I like rough contact..." |
| "Sshhh" |
| "What?" |
| "I thought I heard something." |
| "Well, I didn't hear anything." |
| "Oh, so NOW I'M DEAF. IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING?" |
| "O'Neill, there is no need to shout." |
| "OH REALLY TEAL'C. HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT I'M TRYING TO DO HERE? AND EVERYONE KEEPS INTERRUPTING ME AND THE MAJOR." |
| "I heard it that time." |
| "So did I. I wonder what it could be? Maybe we should investigate Colonel." |
| "Teal'c, go check and see what the sound is please." |
| "AAAHHH! Oh, come on Colonel. You're getting too low. You're going to make me fall off the bed." |
| "You? Fall? That's it." |
| "AAAAAA, NO, THAT'S NOT FAIR. YOU'RE CHEATING. STOP IT. STOP IT." |
| "Oh brother, Jack--Sam...do you guys want to do this or not." |
| "Not if he's going to do it that way." |
| "Come on Carter....I'm just starting to get into this." |
| "Tickling is not part of it, sir." |
| "It could be Carter." |
| "Teal'c, what was that sound?" |
| "It was General Hammond. He had stopped by to tell us something, but noticed a few female members standing around listening to you three through the door." |
| "What did he want and who were the ones standing around listening?" |
| "I do not know. He said for us to meet him in the briefing room in 30 minutes when we were----finished." |
| "Finished? Oh no, you don't think he thinks that we were all...." |
| "He appeared to be having difficulty looking me in the eye Major Carter. He appeared to be .....embarrassed." |
| "OH SHIT!" |
| "Oh no, then all those people out there thought that we were in here having a.." |
| "Uh-huh. Carter--You look sick." |
| "Colonel, if you would please get up off of me---maybe I could breathe." |
| "Oh right, sorry." |
| "Daniel" |
| "Yes Jack?" |
| "Let's play Twister off base next time." |
| "Yeah, I think that would be wise." |
| "So Carter. You like rough contact." |
| "Sir." |
| "Yes?" |
| "Shut up." |
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