Mr Nigel Cooke (AKA Stag Man)

Nigel, little brother to Wild Bill, could be known as the Fatter Shady. Born and bread in Comber he now lives in Cambridge with wife to be Nicola. Well rehearsed in drinking events it will be a real site to watch this man in action during his weekend. Nigel fully expects to be back in the country after the event, little does he know his own fate. If found please return to Nicola Hart, Fulbourn, Cambridge, UK.....

Billy Cooke (AKA Wild Bill)

Bill, Nigel's big brother....aka WildBill / Slimmer Shady. Born and bred in the Hub of the Universe (well alright then... Comber) and famous for spending more time with reptiles than people, the tall dark slender one will ensure that it is a Weekend Of Much Stag. Just don't say yes if he asks you to look at his snake..........

Trevor Dehenney

From the Latin trevorus, meaning shy, retiring type, to abstain from alcohol e.g. I was sober all weekend in fact I was like Trevor. Can be relied upon in moments of weakness to make the final push to the bar. Has been known to carry lesser men when their need for alcohol has wained.

Bryan Littlefair

From Greek mythology, references to this 'Boro Beast were found in ancient tablets in the Parthenon. Socrates was quoted as saying he'd been gorging on the nectar of the gods for 80 days & nights but could not compete with the drinking prowess of Bryan of 'Boro.

Darren Byless

How would I describe myself , well I guess a 30 something Recruitment Consultant going on 18 with a lust for life and all that is strange and dangerous that comes with it along the way !!!!!!!That's how I would describe myself !!!!!

Mark Housden

One of the founder members of the prestigious Rowley Birkin Drinking Society... If you meet me and I offend you, remember, I was very, very drunk... http://www.very-very-drunk.co.uk/

Almost made it to Amsterdam but as his laptop was stolen went home with a very very poor excuse!!!

Colin Myles (AKA Stag Web Master)

Colin, or chunder boy as he became know after his own stag, holds himself in good shape for the events. It was not that long ago that he himself undertook his own event. Chundering came naturally to him although it has to be said it was much later than everyone expected. "Colin" in French is a "Fish" and we are assured he is expecting to drink like one while on tour.

Bill Wang

Although spelled “Wang” it is actually pronounced “Wong” and rhymes with the word “BONG”. Think you can remember that? Take care not to confuse with the venerable “Eagle Bill” of Amsterdam, a reefer refugee who has pioneered the use of the vaporizer, a superior alternative to smoking. More info at: http://www2.ios.com/~cote/sls/hempsters/vaporize.html

John Ferguson (AKA Fergie)

John has the worlds greatest job, he gets to stay at home all day playing golf, squash etc... while sending the wife out to work, how does he do it. Now a man of leisure he feels the need to travel with the boys on the main outing of the year.

Alistair Reid

Alistair currently couldn't be arsed to write anything funny and I really can't be bothered. Nigel's former housemate now studying at Durham university to become a Doctor, my god, we are all doomed. Would not like people to know it but he has an undying love for Ally McCoist.

Andy Holmes (AKA Holmesy)

Andy has decided that he has recoverd enough from Cols stag event last year when he was one of the people involved in Nasel injuries. It was from diving (calm down, in water) while experiencing extreme sports. Can hold his own with the best of the drinkers so he thinks, the weekend will tell.

Rob Scott (AKA Moley)

Rob likes to dress up in retro 60's gear when not building F1 racing cars. Here he is dressed as huggy bear from Starsky & Hutch. Rob's worst chundering incident was while traveling back from a night out in a mates car he fell asleep and woke up to find the car covered in sick, he mates were pulling bits out of their afros for weeks.

Phil Causby

Again, Lazy Phil has no write-up, oh well. Not even a photo, some people. Nigel's story on Phil is that he pee'ed in one of Nigel's drawers on a night out, well that certainly is a different take on getting pissed.

Ken Oneill

Ken is a dark horse. Although in Amsterdam we only seemed able to catch up with him once or twice. Rumor has it he was a Leprachorn sitting on Trevors mushrooms while on tour #1.

Paul Tregoing

Paul has been allowed out of his basement holding pen for the privilege of a weekends freedom. What better way to spend this than crawling through Belfast on his hands and knees trying to remember his name. If you find him remind him of who he is, where he is and try to get him to stop making the monkey noises before the men in white coats come....

Eugene Everson

Mr Everson, a renound Cambridge United Fan (unlike the other 'round CUFC fan on the tour!!) live with the stag for 1 year during Uni. A man with such style and class he drinks red wine from a pint glass, not the £40 a bottle some sampled in Amsterdam no doubt. "Versache, Armani"!!!!

Sean Hart

Sean, brother of the bride to be, has the amazing task of reporting back to the hen about what went on during the weekend. The general thought amongst the group is that we should get him so blindingly drunk that he can't remember and this will in fact save us all. No change from what the rest of us will be link then.

Martin Fishburn

Another person who lived with the stag (Nigel seems to like living with men!!!) for a while. It sometimes took more effort to get his arse out for a pissup although this seems to have changed if the past 2 paddy's days are anything to go by. Couldn't be arsed to give a photo though the lazy bastard :-)

Brian MaWhinney

The Ryan Giggs lookalike of the party (is he welsh and shags shepp also then??) - THIS BOY CAN DRINK!!!! If anyone manages to stay at his house beware the leather sofa (no more comment!)

Thomas Wright

If we can drag this boy away from Championship Manager (does CUFC feature in there?) for 48 hours then Tom will be joining us on tour, otherwise he's a sad bastard who no doubt orders pizza off the net. A recent addition to the drinking mans club he surely has made up for lost time in the past 12 months.

Stuart Ross

Another man to live with the stag (yes I am as worried as Nicola should be now), this time for 10 weeks of hell in Binion Court, Stafford. Many stories regarding adventures of Nige and Stuart exist including breaking into Nigels room because his was locked , pissing overs his bed because the bathroom was locked & headbutting a taxi because it wouldn't stop "well at least we got a lisft home" - (Nige).