Here are some interesting and true facts about JeeJ. Read them and take into account that these are all TRUE.

-Weeping Willows are a result of JeeJ yelling at Willow trees because they weren't tough enough.

-Welch's grape juice does not make JeeJ's lips smack, but it once invoked him to cause the fall of Rome.

-JeeJ once had to choose between saving a baby or the baby's mother from a burning house. Since it wouldn't have been fair to choose, he instead cooked a BLT and peppered the sandwich with their ashes.

-JeeJ once urinated into a container and sold it. In return he got $35 and a pack of Juicy Fruit. That urine eventually became Budweiser Select.

-Jeej coded Diablo by himself, but is not responsible for the console versions.

-JeeJ can say "Are you on the pill?" in twelve different languages.

-JeeJ can carry more than 200 pounds back to the wagon on Oregon Trail.

-JeeJ can do push ups with both arms tied behind his back.

-JeeJ defied MC Hammer and touched it.

-JeeJ eats gunpowder and shits bullets.

- JeeJ teaches a Freshman English class on the weekends, despite the fact his students shouldn't even be in school on those days.

- When the world finally ends, JeeJ will clotheline the 3rd Horseman of the Apocolypse and steal his horse.

- In an average living room there are 1,242 objects JeeJ could use to kill you, including the room itself.

-JeeJ is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.