VIGNETTE II OR IT’S NOT MY FAULT

Another shorty, but his time definitely HR.

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THE REAL BRIEF ADVENTURES OF JONNY QUEST

Synopsis: J&J argue. (So what else is new?)

"VIGNETTE II", or "IT'S NOT MY FAULT"

by Eric R. Umali

[Sounds of a computer going down in flames.] BZZT BZZT SPARK SPARK CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK SPUTTER SPUTTER SPUTTER

SILENCE.

"There! I told you it wold crash!"

"It's not my fault!"

"I said to short around that relay, not through it!"

"It's not my fault!!"

"Listen, Han Solo, you're the one with the soldering iron!"

"Well, you distracted me!"

"I did not!"

"You did so!"

"Well, you shouldn't have _let_ yourself get distracted!"

"You put your hand on my leg!"

"You put your arm around me!"

"You kissed me!"

"I did not, _you_ kissed _me_!"

"Well, you enjoyed it!"

"That's not the point! Even if..."

"Aha!"

"'Aha!' What?"

"You admit you enjoyed it!"

"So what if I did enj-mmph! Mmmmmm...."

[Breathless minutes later...]

"How do you always manage to do this to me?"

"It's not my-mmph..."

THE END.

Another short. Thought up in the shower, written over coffee. Like it?