IRMA
PROJECT #486
CLASSIFICATION: KITBASH
PARTS USED: IRMA (BASE FIGURE), APRIL O'NEIL (LEGS)
MATERIALS USED: HOBBY KNIFE, SUPER GLUE, SCULPEY MODELING COMPOUND,
ACRYLIC PAINTS
FIRST APPEARANCE: "RETURN OF THE SHREDDER"
"So, how about tomorrow night, you great, big
hunk of man, you? Oh, okay. Well, how about next week? Next
year?"
Preamble: Irma wasn't introduced
until 1988, the second season of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, but
she quickly became a regular character on the showserving as secretary
at Channel Six News, best friend to April O'Neil, and head-over-heels admirer
of Donatello. She embodied geek chicshe was Jeanette Miller doing
Janine Melnitz's job. Aside from April, though, all the employees at
Channel Six were essentially supporting characters, and despite appearing
in nearly every episode, they weren't there to advertise any existing
toys. They were just window dressing, characters for April to talk
to when she wasn't off adventuring through the sewers. Well, it took
four years, but Playmates Toys finally produced action figure versions of
the news crew as part of the Toon Turtles assortment. Despite being
marketed as likenesses straight from the cartoontheoretically addressing,
finally, the huge disparity between the action figures and the animated
versions that existed since day oneIrma was anything but accurate.
For some reason the decision was made to turn her even geekier than
she already was, saddling her with a mismatched multi-colored outfit, a sweater
tied around her waist, a big, pink wad of chewing gum stuck to her shirt,
and quite inexplicably, a hiking backpack. (I'm not sure if this was
done in an attempt to make her costume more interesting, or some kind of
engineering consideration because her body would be too small without all
the extra equipment. April's body is pretty skinny, though, and she
wasn't saddled down with extra junk, so in Irma's case I expect it was just
done to try to tart her up a bit.) Anyway, I've always wanted to come
up with a better version of Irma that looked more like she did on TV, since
her longevity as a character on the show was what led to her action figure
being produced in the first place.
Construction: I already had an Irma
figure, but I wanted to keep an unmodified version in my collection, so I
had to track down a second one on eBay. She was missing all her
accessories, including her glasses, but those would be easy enough to rebuild.
The first thing I had to do was cut away at the backpack and the sweater
that was permanently wrapped around her waist. Removing the pack and
sweater left visible holes where I'd cut the plastic away, though, so I had
to cover up the gaps with pieces of plastic and then smooth out the gaps
with Sculpey. The sweater also served to hide her swivel waist joint,
and with that gone the joint was really conspicuous, so I covered that up
as well. I also rebuilt her lower body, since she didn't really
have legs to speak ofjust feet sprouting from the bottom of her skirt
like roots from a tree stump. After hollowing out the bottom of her
skirt, I used a pair of legs from a broken April O'Neil toy, cut them down
to size, and attached Irma's feet to those instead. (She lost two more
points of articulation in the process since her feet no longer swivel, but
they weren't really useful joints since they had to be in a specific pose
in order for her to stand up in the first place.) I built her new glasses
from a piece of clear plastic that I cut to the right size and then painted
around the outside edges, leaving the inside alone to serve as the lenses.
Despite making all these physical changes, the main issue I wanted
to address was Irma's hideous color scheme. I repainted the entire
toy, making sure to match it as closely as possible to her animation colors.
(I used many, many layers of paint on her body and legs in order to
smooth out the rough edges and hide the structural work I did.)
Comments: Irma's last name was never
provided in dialogue during any episode of the original TMNT cartoon. However,
when "The Big Cufflink Caper!" aired during prime time on ABC as a family
viewing experiment, her name apparently appears in the voice credits as Irma
Langinstein. I have not seen this for myself, so I'm somewhat reluctant
to accept this as a fact until I've had a chance to independently substantiate
it. Call me bitter and jaded, but I've seen far too many instances
of rumors spreading through the Internet until they become "facts" simply
by merit of widespread distribution. Will somebody please show me a
screen shot of the voice credits? I'd very much like to see it for
myself. |
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