Here are all the photo's that I have of my weirdo friends. I have cut this page up into two sections. Those I have touched and Those I haven't touched. Basically if I haven't met you in the flesh then you get stuck into the latter section and if I have then you are in the former. If you started in the latter but ended up in the former then I have either met you after getting to know you or I have made a mistake. If your confused by all this then you should probably stop wasting your time reading and just look at the photos.
Those that I have Touched This way to that way is Julia, Carla, Michelle and Janne. Carla, who just happened to get a phone call as we took this, used to be my next door neighbour. The other 3 girls are all ex-girlfriends of mine. Notice how Carla is the only one not smiling in this picture.
Meet McWazza. Here's Waz with one of in one of his more surly states. I've shared houses with Waz about six times over the last ten years and we'll probably end up living next to each other when we finally get sent away to a retirement village in the year 3526!
Waz still uses a crappy old 486 with a 14K modem and a 2 inch screen so he'll probably have to spend 2 hours downloading this page to see what I wrote about him. On ya Wazza!
Oh Davo, you silly, silly man! Don't give Dave anything sharp, hot or electrical to play with or else there could be problems! I've seen Dave fall asleep with his arse in a campfire, fall over a fence on the edge of a very high cliff face and ponder over the intricate and baffling mysteries of a bike lock.I've also had the pleasure of being served some very fine and scrumptious meals by him, engaged in the realms of metaphysics in relation to a bottle beer and gotten stupidly (I emphasise Stupidly) drunk with him many many times.
Dave lives just up the road from me with Jen (pictured below). If you ever have any sort of technical problems with anything whatsoever don't ask Dave cause he won't have a clue!
Ohhh... Don't they make a cute couple! Say hi to Jen and Jane. As mentioned above, Jen lives with Davo and is pictured here enjoying a refreshing cup of Vitasoy. Jen is a geologist (yes some of my friends have real jobs!) and although she thinks about rocks all day long she doesn't have any in her head!Jane used to live with Jen and Dave up in the mountains. She likes chickens. I like chickens as well, but usually only when they are served to me on a plate.
I've spent many nights with Jen, Dave and Jane sitting by a roaring fire, crooning away at such classics as "I'm leaving on a jet plane". I think there may have been alcohol involved.
You can read all about Dave and Jen's holiday to Asia here on another fabulous web page created be me.
This is Jack and my dog Torban. Jack used to live with me and his girlfriend Jill. A lot of people commented on how alike we looked and would even ask if we were brothers. I asked my mum about it but she denies everything.
This weirdo Chick is George. She's a happy, LOUD, run around, in ya face kind of gal. I like the pic of her as Lara Croft with the drills... Think I might have to break something at my place so she can put on the Lara costume and come fix it. Now that I think about it, my bed head is a little wobbly!
This scary creature is MikZ. It's been a while since I've seen him, but I'm pretty sure that he's the one on the right. I used to go to school with MikZ and stop him from getting any work done. His mother doesn't like me very much and sent him to America so that I wouldn't bother him anymore.Those I Haven't Touched
This is another Lycos friend called Cutie Bum. She is seen here with some strange alien type person who seems to be having either a very good or a very painful time. Cutie is a mate of Space Cake's and also lives in SA.I can't quite make out where Cutie's other hand has disappeared to but I guess that it's the reason behind her friend's expression.
Say hi to RaevenAngel. She's another Lycos friend. I stole this pic from her page so she might sue me when she sees it. Raeven likes cats and Spam (actually I'm not sure if she does like Spam... but it sounds good so I'll leave it at that.)
This is one Wacky Kitty. She can be real nice and friendly but she can be a mean bitch as well... So watch out! This Girl Scratches when backed into a corner... I'm just glad that we're friends. I'm not quite sure what she's doing here.. Perhaps she's thumbing for a lift. Going My Way??
