What's this??? someone bothered to visit me? Oh hell, now you'll probably want to look around and crap like that! Well go ahead, don't let me stop you. Just waltz on through like you own the joint, check out my links and perve on photos of my friends, why not have a squiz at my office while you're at it! -  see if I care!

 

 

You Probably don't even know Anything about me. But I bet that wont stop you sending me some pathetic e-mail telling me all about what you thought of my site... I spose you may as well sign my guest book while your here and I guess you'll also want to see what other people have said about me. Well, go ahead, read my guestbook, I wont stop you!

 

 

Ever notice how many moron's there are in the world? I figure that since they seem to be in the majority they must be in the right so I have written a guide on  How To Be a Moron. You should give it a burl.. you might learn a thing or two!

 

 

Anyhoo where was I? Oh yeah... I spose that since your here I should try to be nice, so put your feet up, grab a beer or two and light em if you've got em. If ya see my dog Torban wandering about here give him a pat and send him home cause it's time for his dinner.