About Me

Dreary wanderers, restless souls, come in! Come in! You are all welcome here...

FAQ: Just what is an English Yew? Does it mean you're English or something?
A: Well, an English Yew is a breed of tree. It's bark, berries and leaves tend to be poisonous, but are now being used in lab studies as a possible cure for certain cancers. And no, I'm not English. In fact, I am proudly American!

What about hobbies you say? Hobbies, I say? I have time for hobbies? Well of course I do! It's just my way of trying to idealize procrastination in its best form: LIFE. When I'm not at school or work, I watch the X-Files, read books, write poetry or fiction, listen to music, hang out with friends, and lurk over the net. Sounds exciting doesn't it? I bet you wish you were me right now...

And now, the more usual suspects, should you wish to know about me.

• Name: Yew or Waves but I am also known as SpoonGirl.
• Location: My own subjective little world.
• If you dyed your hair, what color would it be?: Fire Engine Red or Electric Blue with Purple Streaks.
• Do you have a tattoo?: Yes, it is a Celtic knotwork cresent moon on the small of my back.
• If you could turn into any animal, what would it be? A Black Panther.
• If you could meet one person, who would be?: Hmm...that's a hard one.
• What is your favourite brand of gum? Dentyne Ice. Stupid commercials, good gum.
• What is the color of your toothbrush? Blue, white and green.
• What color is your toothpaste? White and pink.
• Is the glass half empty of half full?: What glass? I think you should have your eyes examined, there's no glass here.
• What is on your ceiling? Paint, my X-Files CCG Hangy Thingie, and lights.
• What is on your walls? Posters, pictures of my friends, and a mirror. Sometimes there are spiders, though.
• What is your favourite colour?: Forest Green
• Do you prefer Coke or Pepsi? Definitely Coke. But coffee is better.
• What's your sign?: Caution: Rough Road Ahead...oh you don't mean that one? Well, Virgo, then.
• I am right handed in case you were wondering...
• What is your favourite Adam Sandler Movie?: Bulletproof. Oh YEAH!
• What type of shoe would you be if you were a shoe?: A saddle shoe. They're spiffy.
• What's your favourite Jell-O flavour? Sparkling White Grape.
• What's under your bed?: The floor.
• Favourite Quote: "Would you care to kneel down and kiss my behind?" spoken by the Devil in Clive Barker's "History of the Devil"

And now, the more usual suspects... I live in Portland, Oregon. City of Roses. Bridgetown. It's cool here. I have a great time hanging out in the downtown Park Blocks just talking with people, reading books and drinking primo coffee from Coffee People. I just recently got my car fixed and am scampering about town doing all the things there are to do here in Portland. You ought to visit.

This page last updated on April 15th, 2000.