Methos: "Have you read Aristotle's poetics? No, of course not. You haven't even seen Casablanca."
("Revelations 6:8" Season Five)

Methos: "Just because I don't like to kill doesn't mean I can't!"
("Indiscretions" Season Six)

Duncan: "My father couldn't understand what had happened."
Richie: "Who could? Man, he musta freaked. I mean, there you were all of a sudden, on your feet again - zombie in a kilt!"

Charlie: "You cut off his arm didn't you. No wonder he's pissed."

Amanda: "You think thats bad, she called me a cheap whore and a thief! ... I was never cheap!"
("Dramatic License" Season Five)

Amanda: "Duncan, you're the best man I know! You make people better. People like me. People who didn't give a damn about anything in their whole lives until you came along with your big brown eyes and your boyscout rules..."

Charlie: "He always mouth off like that?"
Duncan: "Only when he might be right."

Tessa: "You'd think in four hundred years a person would learn how to listen."
("The Gathering", Season One)

Richie: "Is that what it feels like every time?"
Duncan: "No... only when youre a damn fool!"

Duncan: "You knew Juan Sanchez Villa Lobos Ramirez? Connor's teacher? Oh, they say there was nothing he could not do with a sword!"
Graham Ashe: "Or with a lady."
("The End of Innocence" Season Five)

Duncan: "Im not your father, and Im not your guardian angel... Richie, listen"

Amanda: "Well, you're not dead and were safe"
Duncan: "With you!"
Amanda: "Oh, look. I appreciate your help."
Duncan: "And I'd appreciate being a thousand miles away from you."
Amanda(with mock shock): "You're angry!"
Duncan: "How perceptive!"
Amanda: "What if I kiss it and make it better?"
Duncan: "How much better?"
("Finale II" Season Three)

Richie: "Ive got a simpler theory: Im an idiot!"
("Haunted" Season Five)

Connor: "When was the last time you had such an enthusiastic opponent?"
("The Gathering", Season One)

Connor: A mere pinprick.
Duncan: By my count you look more like a pincushion.
("The Gathering", Season One)

Methos: "Live. Grow stronger. Fight another day."
("Methos" Season Three)

Methos: "Really, guys, the time's come for you two to start a new life somewhere. Bora-Bora is very nice this time of year!"

Methos: "What were you expecting? Einstein? Freud? Buddha? Im just a guy."
(From "Finale I" Season Three)

Methos: "I see that I leave you speechless. This is an excellent start."
Alexa: "Start to what?"
Methos: "To... dinner, a film, a concert, a smile, a sunset, a walk... all of the above... whatever you would like."
("Timeless" Season Four)

Methos: "Because the alternative is unthinkable!"
("Timeless" Season Four)

Methos: "I killed. But I didnt just kill fifty, I didnt kill a hundred, I killed one thousand! I killed ten thousand! And I was good at it. And it wasnt for vengeance. It wasnt for greed. It was because... I liked it.
Cassandra was nothing. Her village was nothing.
But do you know who I was? ... I was Death. (laughs) Death, Death on a horse. When mothers warned their children that the monster would get them, that monster was me. I was the nightmare that kept them awake at night. Is that what you wanted to hear?"
("Comes A Horseman" Season Five)

Methos: "You spend whatever time you have left dying, or you spend it living,. . . with me."
("Timeless" Season Four)

Methos: "Don't go MacLeod!"
Duncan: "I have no choice."
Methos: "That is existencially inaccurate! . . . . Alright! I'll come with you."
(From "To Be" Season Six)

Darius: "Well, it's not a sin for your mother to take your ex-boyfriend. Bad taste, perhaps, but not sin."

Joe: "You've been hit."
Richie: "Yeah, I caught that part."

Methos: "Duncan MacLeod of the clan MacLeod. Have a beer."

Richie: "I'd kiss you, but people might talk."
Duncan: "They might."

Duncan: "Stall her."
Richie: "By killing her?"
Duncan: "Preferably."

Methos: "Duncan MacLeod of the clan MacLeod."
Duncan: "That's who I am."
Methos: "Well, I guess someone has to be."

Methos: "Cute! I can do cute!"

Methos: "I'm too old for this."

Connor: "In the end there can be only one - remember that rule?"
("The Gathering", Season One)

Methos: "I say: Let friendship thrive!"

Duncan: "You know, there are times I really don't like you"
Methos: "That's ok, sometimes I don't like myself"
("The Valkyrie" Season Five)

Terence: "I say, MacLeod, you could use a bath."
Duncan: "That's not me, that's the horse."
("Dramatic License", Season Five)

Methos: "He wanders around the place spreading his message to other Immortals."
Duncan: "Using your name!"
Methos: "Well, it's not like it's got a patent or anything."
("The Messenger", Season Five)

Methos: "It's my nose, isn't it? Yep, it's the nose."

Duncan: "He just made me think."
Methos: "Oooooooh!"
("The Messenger", Season Five)

Duncan: "She believes she's making the world a better place."
Methos: "That's exactly what he believed. Remember - what was his name - Adolf something or other."
("The Valkyrie", Season Five)

Methos: "The times were different, MacLeod. I was different. The whole bloody world was different."
("Comes a Horseman", Season Five)

Methos: "I killed Silas! I liked Silas!"
("Revelations 6:8", Season Five)

Connor: "I'm Connor MacLeod - same clan, different vintage."
("The Gathering", Season One)

Richie: "I'm on like, uh, America's Funniest Home Videos, right?
("The Gathering", Season One)

Duncan: "Now this is an interesting test of your reflexes; can you turn and fire that thing before I skewer you?"

Richie: "I'm telling you, you can always buy new clothes but you cannot buy a new head!"

Tessa: "He came across this one in Ghana. Said it cost him an arm and a leg."
Duncan: "Did he say whose?"

Xavier St.Cloud: "Holy ground's a wonderful thing. It allows us to speak almost like friends."

Tessa: "Why do I argue with you?"
Duncan: "Because you are contrary by nature."
Tessa: "I am not."
Duncan: "Yes, you are."
Tessa: "No, I am not."
Duncan: "Yes, you are."
Tessa: "No, I am not."
Duncan: "See what I mean."

Amanda (suggestively): "You haven't let me thank you properly for saving my life."
Duncan: "Send me a card."

Methos: "Look at that - Watchers afraid they're gonna be killed by Immortals, holed up in a funeral home. Is it just me or is there some cosmic irony in that?"
Joe: "I think it's just you. I'm not laughing."

Elaine: "How'd you get to be so smart."
Duncan: "Trial and error. Like a rat that bumps into a lot of walls until he finally learns the maze. Lots of trial and error."

Richie: "It wasn't easy getting across town without any clothes."

Richie: "This is just great - just great! I mean, he's there, they're there, we're here, nobody's anywhere!"
Tessa: "You ever think of running for Congress?"

Duncan: "I'm meeting an old friend."
Richie: "Oh. Wait - old as in [makes sword noises]?"
Duncan: "Yeah - [sword noises]."

Amanda: "Why can't you believe me, MacLeod?"
Duncan: "Experience."

Duncan: "You know what they say - two's company, and four is... not sanitary."
("Money no Object", Season Five)

Amanda: "Come on. For once in your life just lighten up and let go and break the damn rules!!"

Methos: "Hey, grab a beer, there's a cold one in the fridge."
Duncan: "Yeah, I know, it's my fridge."
("The Messenger", Season Five)

Amanda: "I swear on my mother's grave."
Duncan: "You don't have a mother."

Duncan: There's this guy watching you you know.
Amanda: There usually is.

"I am Methos. You live to serve me. Never forget that."

Carl: "I don't care if he's a damned cop, it'll be self-defense, man!"
Duncan: "Yeah, and what are you gonna tell 'em? That you're an Immortal and he's a member of a secret organisation and they're trying to kill you?"

Joe: "Look, if we had of revealed your secret in more superstitious times you can imagine the witch hunts."
Duncan: "I don't have to imagine."
Joe: "And today, you'd probably end up on page 3 of one of those supermarket rags right next to the 2 headed monkey and I'd be in a straight jacket."

Richie: "They don't still use the guillotine in France, do they?"

Duncan: "Stay in the car."
Richie: "Okay, everybody who's Immortal, raise their hand. [Raises hand] [To Duncan] Looks like it's just the two of us."

Richie: "Mac, I am freezing out here!"
Duncan: "No Immortal ever died of a chill.

Richie: "No, thanks. Last time I had a drink with a girl I wound up handcuffed to a strange bed."

Joe: "I'm kinda tired of hanging around old antiques like you. Look at me, I'm growing mold!"

Duncan: "Murdering a priest is an interesting way to find religion."

Duncan: "Do you dance?"
Anne: "Like a giraffe on rollerskates."

Robert: "What's with you guys and the swords? There are easier ways to kill people."

Richie (holding up tickets to a basketball? game): "Courtside seats! Jack Nicholson does not have a better view!"

Richie: "Just how bad is he?"
Duncan: "Bad enough to kill."

Joe: "Imagine an immortal so old, that he doesn't remember the time of his birth."

Duncan: "I'd never make it as a Puritan."

Duncan: "You know, I never know when you're kidding."
Methos: "Part of my charm."

Richie: "Would you look at the bright side too -- I mean she already saw you die once; at least you're not going to have to kill yourself again in order to prove it."

Duncan: "That Immortal just robbed that armoured car!"
Amanda: "So? He saw it first!"
("Money no Object", Season Five)