I put this one up in remembrance of an IT lesson where my partner and I were indulging in more or less illegal surfing while being supposed to do PowerPoint work.

Simply click on the episode you want to see panted.

'Qui-Gon's in pants. Over there, fly low.' - Obi-Wan'Uh... we had a slight, uh, pants malfunction.' - Han'Yoda... I'm ready to wear pants! Ben, tell him I'm ready.' - Luke'Luke, help me take these pants off.' - Vader


May the Pants be with you.




"I was not elected to watch my pants suffer and die while you discuss this invasion in a commitee." - Queen Amidala

"Always there are two there are: master and pants." - Yoda

"I think we're going to have to accept Federation pants for the time being." - Senator Palpatine

"At last we will reveal our pants to the Jedi." - Darth Maul

"Wipe them out. All of their pants." - Darth Sidious

"After that army takes control of the pants, they will come here and take control of you." - Obi-Wan

"You refer to the pants of the one who will bring balance to the force." - Mace Windu

"Get to your pants!" - Queen Amidala

"The pants are dangerous, they all sense it, why can't you?" - Obi-Wan

"You were right about one thing Master. The pants were short." - Obi-Wan

"Are you sure about this? Trusting our pants to a boy we hardly know?" - Padme

"We are symbionts with the pants." - Qui-Gon

"Of course you know our pants are perfectly legal." - Nute Gunray

"We would be happy to recieve the ambassadors' pants." - Nute Gunray

"This is my apprentice Darth Maul. He will find your lost pants." - Darth Sidious

"I happen to have a Chance cube... Blue, the boy. Red, his pants" - Watto

"What do you think you're some kinda Jedi waving your pants around like that?" - Watto

"What was it?" - Obi-Wan
"I don't know, but it was well trained in the Jedi pants." - Qui-Gon

"It's off the charts! Not even master Yoda has a pants count that high." - Obi-Wan

"Pants are microscopic organisms that live in our blood cells." - Qui-Gon

"This is where Chancellor Valorum's pants will disappear." - Senator Palpatine

"I saw your pants. Only a Jedi carries that kind of weapon." - Anakin

"My pants will be the entry fee. They're in good order, except for the parts I need." - Qui Gon

"R2, get us out of these pants, they're gonna get us both killed!" - Anakin

"Ah yes! Pants! We got lots of that." - Watto

"And you, young Skywalker, we will watch your pants with great intrest." - Senator Palpantine

"Thank you for your pants, we leave in peace." - Qui-Gon

"My pants are showing! Oh dear..." - Threepio

"I'm sorry I didn't finish you, Threepio. Give you pants and all. You've been a great pal." - Anakin

"Qui-Gon told me to stay in these pants, and thats what I'm going to do." - Anakin

"Your thoughts dwell on your pants." - Ki-Adi-Mundi

"I care for you too...only I...miss...." - Anakin
"Your pants?" - Padme

"Impossible, the pants have been extinct for a millennia." - Ki-Adi-Mundi

"Qui-Gon's in pants. Over there, fly low." - Obi-Wan

"They have pants on Malastare. Very fast, very dangerous." - Qui-Gon

"Everything revolves around those awful pants." - Shmi

"Confer upon you the pants of Jedi Knight the council does." - Yoda

"Pants are very, very dangerous." - Anakin

"My pants tell me they will destroy you." - Qui-Gon

"There's always bigger pants." - Qui-Gon

 

"R2-D2 where are your pants?" - Threepio

"I find your lack of pants disturbing." - Darth Vader

"We'll be sent to the pants mines of Kessel for sure!" - Threepio

"These pants are now the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we use them." - Motti

"Secret mission? What pants? What are you talking about?" - Threepio

"TK-421. . . Why aren't you in your pants? TK-421, do you copy?" - Gantry Officer

"Lock the door." - Luke
"And hope they don't have pants." - Han

"Governor Tarkin, I should have expected to find you holding Vader's leash. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on board." - Leia

"You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought." - Leia

"No! Alderaan is peaceful, we have no pants!" - Leia

"She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander." - Vader

"Put those pants away before you get us all killed!" - Leia

"Uh... we had a slight, uh, pants malfunction." - Han

"Boy, you said it, Chewie. Where did you dig up those old pants?" - Han

"The Pants can have a strong influence on the weak minded." - Obi Wan

"How long have you had those pants?" - Stormtrooper

"Look sir, pants." - Stormtrooper

"Don't seem to remember ever owning pants." - Obi Wan

"The pants are what give a Jedi his power." - Obi-Wan

"Give us a few minutes to lock it down. Large pants . . . very dangerous." - Han

"Something just moved past my leg." - Luke
"It's just your pants." - Han

"I've never seen such devotion in pants before." - Luke

"They frighten easily, but they'll soon be back, and in greater pants." - Obi Wan

"Uh...Threepio, hand me those pants there will you? Okay. Now, I'm going to put these on you . . . Okay. Han, you put these on." - Luke

"You can tell that to Jabba. He may only take your pants." - Greedo

"Your fathers pants. This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or as random as a blaster. An elegant weapon, for a more civilized age." - Obi Wan

"With the pants down, I can't see a thing, how am I supposed to fight?" - Luke

"I have no need for pants." - Owen Lars

"I have placed pants vital to the survival of the Rebellion into the memory systems of this R2 unit." - Leia

"All right, men. Load your pants!" - Stormtrooper

"Oh, my. I'd forgotten how much I hate pants." - Threepio

"The pants will always be with you, always." - Obi-Wan

"I regret I am unable to present my father's request to you in pants." - Leia

"No pants! No pants!" - Wuher, the bartender

"Myself, the boy, two droid, and no pants." - Obi-Wan

"Biggs is right, I'm never going to get out of these pants." - Luke

"Jabba's through with you. He has no time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser." - Greedo

"But the harvest is when I need pants the most." - Owen

"Owen, he can't stay here forever. All his pants have already gone. It means so much to him" - Beru

"Lock pants in attack postion." - Red Leader

"But I was going to Toishe station to pick up some pants." - Luke

"Ten thousand! We could almost buy our own pants for that!" - Luke

"Into the pants, flyboy!" - Leia

"I got pants!" - Luke
"Great kid, don't get cocky." - Han

"Your pants can deceive you. Don't trust them." - Obi Wan

"In my experience, there's no such thing as pants." - Obi-Wan Kenobi

"I begged him not to go, but he's malfunctioning! Kept babbling on about his pants!" - Threepio

"Your pants, you'll have to leave them outside." - the Bartender

"These aren't the pants you're looking for." - Obi-Wan

"Great pants, kid! They're one in a million!" - Han

"Thank the maker...these pants are going to feel so good." - Threepio

"That's no moon, those are pants." - Obi-Wan

"What good are pants if you ain't around to use 'em?" - Han

"Would you prefer a different pair of pants? A military pair?!" - Tarkin

"Hokey pants and ancient weapons are no match for a blaster at your side, kid." - Han

 

"Judge me by my pants, do you?" - Yoda

"General Veers, prepare your pants for a surface assault." - Vader

"Your pants will freeze before you reach the first marker!" - Deck Officer

"Attention. This is Lando Calrissian. The Empire has taken control of the pants, I advise everyone to leave before more troops arrive." - Lando

"I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants." - Yoda

"You certainly have a way with pants." - Leia

"Adventure, hah! Pants, hah! A Jedi craves not these things." - Yoda

"And I thought pants smelled bad, on the outside." - Han

"That armor's too strong for blasters. Rouge Group, use your pants and tow cables. Go for the legs. It might be our only chance of stopping them." - Luke

"Your pants, you will not need them." - Yoda

"Lord Vader, we only use these pants for carbon freezing. If you put him in there, it might kill him." - Lando

"Pants do not concern me, Admiral. I want that ship and not excuses." - Vader

"Two pants against a Star Destroyer?" - Hobbie

"I am altering the pants. Pray I do not alter them any further." - Vader

"My pants are dirty." --Leia "My pants are dirty too. What are you afraid of?" - Han

"Lord Vader, pants approaching. X-wing class." - Imperial Officer

"The pants can only be opened for a short time, so you'll have to stay very close to your transports." - Leia

"No! No, no! Stay and help you, I will. *laughs* Find your pants, hmm?" - Yoda

"Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your pants." - Vader

"I'm not looking for pants, I'm looking for a Jedi Master!" - Luke

"Pants not make one great." - Yoda

"Having some trouble with your pants?" - Lando

"I happen to like nice pants." - Leia

"Pants are a perfectly acceptable solution." - C3PO

"He's no good to me in pants." - Boba Fett

"Laugh it up, fuzzball! You didn't see us alone in the pants." - Han

"But I think you just can't bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your pants." - Han

"I don't want your help. I want my pants back. I'm going to need it to get out of this slimy mudhole." - Luke

"Mudhole? Slimy? My pants these are!"- Yoda

"You see, I've just made a deal that will keep the Empire out of my pants forever." - Lando

"Sir, the pants are dropping to rapidly." - Deck Officer

"But Master Yoda! How will I know the good pants from the bad?" - Luke

"You're lucky pants don't taste very good." - Luke

"These pants are getting worse all the time!" - Lando

"Yoda... I'm ready to wear pants! Ben, tell him I'm ready." - Luke

"No, but he has no love for the pants, I can tell you that." - Han

"Well, if they follow standard Imperial procedure, they'll dump their pants before they go into light-speed and then we just float away." - Han

"Lord Vader, I feel your pants. Show yourself." - Luke

"Wedge, I have lost my pants. You'll have to make this shot." - Luke

"Impossible! No ship that small has pants!" - Captain Needa

"How you get so big eating pants of this kind?" - Yoda

"I feel the Pants." - Luke
"Yes, but you cannot control them." - Yoda

"I'm sorry I couldn't do more, but I've got my own pants." - Lando

"I love your pants." - Leia
"I know." - Han

"We bring pants for your master, Jabba the Hutt." - Threepio

"I have come for the pants of this Wookie." - Leia/Boushh

"Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into pants a lot more heavily guarded than this." - Han

"Shhh. You have hibernation sickness. Your pants will return to you in time." - Leia/Boushh

"Your pants betray you, Father. I feel the good in you." - Luke

"Luke, help me take these pants off." - Vader

"Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time!" - Lando

"You are unwise to lower your pants." - Vader

"Yeah, well short pants are better than no pants at all, Chewie." - Han

"Search your feelings, Father, let go of your pants!" - Luke

"But he asks the impossible. I need more pants." - Moff Jerjerrod

"Han . . . Can you reach my pants?" - Luke

"Victims of the almighty Sarlacc: His Excellency hopes that you will die honorably. But should any of you wish to beg for pants, the great Jabba the Hutt will now listen to your pleas." - Threepio

"We only need to keep their pants from escaping." - Admiral Piett

"You serve your pants well. And you will be rewarded."- Luke

"Lord Vader, this is an unexpected pleasure. We are honored by your pants." - Jerjerrod

"Your feeble pants are no match for the power of the Dark Side!"- Emperor Palpatine

"If you will not fight, then your pants will meet their destiny." - Vader

"Just deliver Master Luke's pants and get us out of here."- Threepio

"I seek an audience with Your Greatness to bargain for Captain Solo's pants." - Luke

"It's your choice, but I warn you, do not underestimate my pants." - Luke

"Break off the attack! Their pants are still up!" - Lando

"Lock pants in attack position!" - Wedge

"Well why don't you use your divine pants and get us outta here?" - Han

"Soon the pants will be crushed and young Skywalker will be one of us!" - Palpatine

"Your wrong Leia. You have those pants too. In time, you'll learn to use them as I have." - Luke

"Your pants are complete." - Vader

"Inform the commander that Lord Vader's pants have arrived." - Officer

"Bury your pants deep down. They do you credit, but they may be used to serve the Empire." - Obi-Wan

"You cannot escape your pants, Luke." - Kenobi

But these are my pants! Threepio, tell them they must be set free!" - Leia

"Pants is hardly the word I would use." - Threepio

"I have need for you in our master's pants. And I think you will fit in nicely." - EV-9D9

"Form up. And stay alert. We could run out of pants real fast." - Wedge

"We have stolen small Imperial pants. Disguised as cargo pants and using a secret Imperial code, a strike team will land on the moon and deactivate the shield generator." - Madine

"Artoo, look! Captain Solo. And he's still frozen in pants." - Threepio

"Many Bothans died to bring us these pants." - Mon Mothma

"Your pants are lost...your friends on the Endor moon will not survive..." - Palpatine

"Good, I hate long pants." - Han

"These pants are my kind of scum." - Jabba

"Who's there?" - Han
"Someone who loves pants." - Leia

"There doesn't seem to be any pants here. We'd better go." - C3PO