WindowError:001 Windows loaded. System in danger.

WindowError:002 Error saving file. Format drive now? (Y/Y)

WindowError:003 BREAKFAST.SYS halted. Cereal port not responding.

WindowError:004 Erronious error. Nothing wrong.

WindowError:005 Bad command or file name. Go stand in the corner.

WindowError:006 Bad or missing mouse. Spank the cat? (Y/N)

WindowError:007 Press any key...no, no, no NOT THAT ONE!

WindowError:008 Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.

WindowError:009 Horrible bug encounterd. God knows what has happened.

WindowError:010 Memory hog error. More ram needed. More! More!

WindowError:011 Unexplaind error. Please tell us how it happened.

WindowError:012 Reserved for future mistakes

WindowError:013 Nonexisent error. This cannot really be happening.

WindowError:014 Illegal error. Do not get this error.

WindowError:015 Operator fell asleep while waiting.

WindowError:016 Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.

WindowError:017 Close your eyes and press escape three times.

WindowError:018 Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.

WindowError:019 CONGRESS.SYS corrupted. Reboot Washington D.C? (Y/N)

WindowError:020 Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test.

WindowError:021 This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?

WindowError:022 COFFEE.SYS missing. Insert cup in cup holder and press any key.

WindowError:023 File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

WindowError:024 Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.

WindowError:025 Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)

WindowError:026 LPT1 not found. Use backup. (PENCIL & PAPER.SYS)

WindowError:027 User Error: Replace user.

WindowError:028 Windows VirusScan 1.0 - Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)

WindowError:029 Access Denied. Nah na na nah nah!

WindowError:030 EXCELLENT command or file name!

WindowError:031 Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)

WindowError:032 SENILE.COM found. Out of memory.

WindowError:033 Press to continue.

WindowError:034 Keyboard not found. Press F1 to continue.