THE LAWNMOWER MAN (GENESIS)

To tell you the truth, this isn't actually such a bad game. But... and this is a big 'but'... it is the most confusing thing that has ever happened to me in my entire life.

You start off as Pierce Bronsan (or some chick, but who cares about her?) and in a breakthrough scene for the Genesis, you fly forwards in a 3D landscape, trying to get through a series of holes. Now, that's understandable, cuz it's kinda like the movie. But when you reach the end, you are plunged into the twilight zone. You run around a street, getting attacked by a load of stuff that is made of metal balls, such as midgets, pumas, people, and cars. There is a helicopter that exists simply so you can cross a 10 foot gap. Then you can't fly in it any more.

There's not much more I can tell you. This isn't an explaination, it's an experience that you must go through yourself. Just buy it and play it for yourself (if you "owned it in the past", go to any ROM site and get it for free, such as freeroms.com, free-roms.com or aceroms.com. But I can't be held responsable for any confusion this causes to your mind...

IRRITATION LEVELS:
MUSIC: 3
GAMEPLAY: 4
PLOT: 4
HERO(INE): 5
ENEMIES: 4
FAITHFULNESS: 10
BOSSES: 7
CONFUSION: 200
DIFFICULTY: 4
GRAPHICS: 1
TOTAL: Confusion