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KRYTEN: What about the Space Corps Directive which states, "It is our primary overriding duty to contact other life forms, exchange information, and, wherever possible, bring them home"?
Space Corps Directive #003
By joining Star Corps, each individual tacitly consents to give up his inalienable rights to life, liberty, and adequate toilet facilities.
Space Corps Directive #147
Crew members are expressly forbidden from leaving their vessel except on production of a permit. Permits can only be issued by the Chief Navigation Officer, who is expressly forbidden from issuing them except on production of a permit.
Space Corps Directive #195
clearly states that in an emergency power situation, a hologrammatic crewmember must lay down his life in order that the living crewmembers might survive.
Space Corps Directive #349
Any officer found to have been slaughtered and replaced by a shape-changing chameleonic life form shall forfeit all pension rights.
Space Corps Directive #592
In an emergency situation involving two or more officers of equal rank, seniority will be granted to whichver officer can program a vcr.
Space Corps Directive #595
Allows you to keep people in Quarantine for a period of 3 months, however if the people use Space Corps Directive 699 to demand a re-screening after five days, if no trace of diease is found they can leave Quarantine.
Space Corps Directive #597
clearly states "One berth per registered crew member"
Space Corps Directive #723
Terraformers are expressly forbidden from recreating Swindon.
Space Corps Directive #997
Work done by an officer's doppleganger in a parallel universe cannot be claimed as overtime.
Space Corps Directive #1694
During temporal disturbances, no questions shall be raised about any crewmember whose timesheet shows him or her clocking off 187 years before he clocked on.
Space Corps Directive #1742
No member of the Corps should ever report for active duty in a ginger toupee.
Space Corps Directive #1743
No registered vessel should attempt to transverse an asteroid belt without deflectors.
Space Corps Directive #5796
No officer above the rank of mess sergeant is permitted to go into combat with pierced nipples.
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