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Michael Miner HomePage " " Miner Family HomePage " " Email Feedback |
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So what happens when you discover a way to integrate DDE, VBA and OLE messaging, and it actually works, and then you can't think of anything to do with it? You invent Mo Funnies! What is a Mo Funny? Mo Funnies are shameless plagiarism taken to a digital level with some realism filters. Our subscribers get a free email on every weekday with a small dose of funny to help get them through the day and the Master Mo Funnyer stays in touch with good people throughout the world. How do I subscribe? Click on the grey "Subscribe for Free Daily Mo Funnies" button below. Was that hard? What kind of humor is in the Mo Funnies? Check out a recent MoFunny Issue Each Mo Funnyer throughout the world takes a simple pledge: |
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I shall tirelessly scour the planet for funny stuff with a discriminating eye. |
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I refuse to accept stuff that is not funny, including but not limited to, all Hillary Clinton jokes. |
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I shall selflessly collect only clean humor, though it may be the hardest kind to find. |
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I refuse to collect jokes that require more than 20 US seconds to read, because I fully realize that Mo Funny subscribers have the average attention span of a walnut. Collections of short jokes are acceptable, even absurdly long collections, since even Mo Funny subscribers know where the Delete Button is. |
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I shall not become upset if the Master Mo Funnyer gets confused and sends me my own stuff back on the next day, since I also fully recognize where the Delete Button is and how to use it. |
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What is a Mo Stuff? When the Master Mo Funnyer finds something cool on the Web or in computer technology, he puts it in the with the daily Mo Funny email. Topics range from research resources to free downloads to new technologies. Actually, some pretty good stuff and the list is growing fast. What if I get tired of the Mo Funnies and want to quit? What are you, a wise guy? Just hit the Reply Button and send a brief message asking to be removed from the list. It's that easy. If you still get Mo Funnies, send the message again since, as a software developer, the Master Mo Funnyer reserves the inalienable right to be one extremely confused person. So, can I get back copies of the Mo Funnies? No. What about the Mo Stuff? Nope. Well, you're not very accommodating! What's your point? Look! If you're going be like that, I'm out of here! You got the Back Button. Use It! Just keep your stupid Mo Funnies! Get a life. Click. PLEASE NOTE: If you actually read down this far, you desperately need Mo Funnies. Subscribe immediately! Very truly yours, The Staff |
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