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2. When you got out of bed this morning, which leg touched the ground first?

III. How many french fries should be in the ideal order of Large Fries?

What is 22 divided by seven?

d. Do you ever feel the compulsion to mutilate cows? Have you ever obeyed your compulsion?

5. Do you believe that you have free will?

Six. How many many times have you thought your computer had a virus? How many times has it actually had one?

G.  Are you a cabbage?

VIII.  What is your social security number?

        a. 123-45-6789
        b. 101-11-1101
        c. 555-55-5555
        d. 657-52-6843
        e. all of the above

Novem.  Who do think will win the 1996 U.S. presidential election?

        1. Bob Dole
        2. Billy Clinton
        3. Ross Perot
        4. Harry Browne
        5. Bob Dobbs

1010. Would you like a cigarette?