Sponsored by the "Get Joe Camel a fucken job!" Committee to re-elect Spiro Agnew's Corpse.
Never had it... never will.
Social commentary from a soda can.
In the grand tradition of playing
with children's feet...
"This Little Lobster"
This little lobster went to Long
John Silvers,
this little lobster went to
night school (and got his GED!),
this little lobster listened
to Marylin Manson and didn't kill anything (other than his credibility),
this little lobster had roast
beef (despite what them Chic-fil-A cows say)...
And this little lobster went
in my stomach with a little hot butter.
Fuck'em, it's a crustacean.
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