I wish I was dead...
...but I only look like it.
| Damn Fred, how'd she get her skin so friggin white? I don't quite understand the youth of today. Quite frankly... they piss me off even more than wearing diapers. What happened to nice kids like Alice Cooper and those good GWAR boys? |
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Umm... what Martha? Oh, the creepy Goth chick on the page above us. She don't do nothing for me. Even if the only thing on me to get hard wasn't my atteries, I wouldn't want to scrog her. She might grow fangs and bite my dick off. |
Secret instructions for creaing a "Goth Skin" look:
Use this generously. Drink it,
inject it, bathe in it, etc.
shh...
don't tell anyone.
What
does your Furby have to say?
Nunc age, nativos animantibus et mortalis
esse animos animasque levis ut noscere
possis,
conquisita diu dulcique reperta labore
digna tua pergam disponere carmina vita.
tu fac utrumque uno subiungas nomine
eorum
atque animam verbi causa cum dicere
pergam,
mortalem esse docens, animum quoque
dicere credas,
qua tenus est unum inter se coniunctaque
res est.
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