You do not need to adjust your television.
 
 
 
 
Simon says,
"Fuck with the Government."
 
 
 
 
Help Children Become Famous! 
Every child you kidnap has an opportunity to be seen all over the country on Milk cartons.  Steal a kid today, but no ugly ones.  They don't sell milk.  
- America's Dairy Council -
 
If you can read this, you probably can see red on a field of other colors.  You should be proud.
 
 
Chairman Mao's Take-Out 

Great tasting authentic Chinese cuisine is available to you at Mao's. 

235 East Northwest Street 
Moosedick, British Columbia 
 
you: what the hell is the point of all this?
me: it has no point, a point is not required
you: what? but everything needs a point
me: why?
you: well, its just not logical
me: that's true. so what?
you: well, without logic, there would be no order
me: also true, now you're begining see the point
you: but you said their was no point
me: you can't belive anything you read
you: anythihg? don't you mean everything?
me: that to
you: this all just too confusing
me: than you're beging to understand
you: no, I'm not!
me: than stop trying
you: I can't talk to you anymore, you're just trying to fuck with me
me: That will be 5 tons of Flax please
 
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