rules

The official rules of the BEUTTBA (Bash 'Em Up Til They Bleed Asociation) in conjunction with Battle Arena, Inc.

The following rules encompass all Battle Arena rules, inside and outside of the actual arena for both spectator and participant. Deviation from these rules will result in immediate disintegration. Once the Battle Arena main event begins, no person or persons shall be admitted into the Arena. All bags must be checked at the main counter or stored in an overhead bin. No smoking (cigarettes, pot, crack, or otherwise) and no glass in the main area.

Thank you - Management

No Britney Spears music...at all...ever!

Dark Lords of the Sith must sit in designated seating far away from all Light Jedi. No taunting. No foam fingers.

Parking will be available to Earth bound vehicles only; shuttles, TIE fighters, and X-Wings must stay in orbit or park on the far side of the Sanctuary Moon.

Anti-Duran Duran critics and Anti-Star Wars critics are not allowed...at all...ever, unless participating in the Battle Arena.

No igniting lightsabers while on the premises without proper use of protection. If you're gonna use your lightsaber, use protection!

There will be no standing in line for Battle Arena tickets 6 weeks in advance.

No dressing up like Darth Maul or Simon le Bon. Don't be that guy.

No sneaking backstage for autographs, they can be bought over EBay for outrageous prices. Also, le Bon and Maul have been known to kill those who bother them for autographs.

There will be no paid advertising during the battle. All companies who underestimate the cognitive abilities of their audience that are looking to exhaust our patience with pointless, demeaning products will be referred to the Britney Spears advertising agency.

There are no rules for the participants in Battle Arena. Just show up on time and be ready to entertain.

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