"Furbies don't have fingers." Asparagus-Boy said, after hearing the translation.
"They don't have any logic, either." Asparagus-Girl told him. "Ever woken up a Furby after it's been sleeping for three days? The first thing it does it go back to sleep!"
(Digger: part 82)
"HOLD IT!!" yelled Larry-Boy, "WHY DO WE CARE WHAT IT SAYS? LET'S JUST GET RID OF IT!!!!!"
"Good idea." said The Butler.
(Timothy: part 83)
"Wait!" cried Asparagus-Girl. "I think the Furby is trying to tell us something... something very important... something that could mean a matter of life or death!"
"What is it?" asked Larry-Boy.
"E-bo nee-bo tee-de ti-ko mee-ko mac-a roo-ni nye-nye!!!" answered Asparagus-Girl.
"Oh, no! It's worse than I thought!"
"Well? What does it mean?!?!?!" asked Jim, the crazy one-toed man who fell in through one of the plot holes.
(CrimpJo: Part 84)
"Um, um..." Larry-Boy flipped through the English-Furbish dictionary. "I got food poisoning from eating too much pasta?"
"No! It said that danger is very near! We have to get it out to question it further!" Asparagus-Girl cried.
(Timothy: Part 85)
So John, the psychotic orthodontist turned pediatrician turned veterinarian turned millionaire turned mechanical bum, who had previously fell through a plot hole during the events of part 27, yet was mysteriously overlooked during the whole process, yanked out his pocket fishermen, pocket wrench, pocket monster, pocket Game-Boy, pocket ginsu knife set, pocket protector, and pocket and dug that stainless steel Furby, who, after seeing the pocket Furby still in John's pocket, later married the pocket Furby and lived happily ever after in a pocket house at the end of Pocket Place in Pocketsville, Pocketteslyvania on top of a pocket hill where they had a pocket full of pocket Furby children.
"Ask it where the danger is," commanded Larry-Boy to the Asparagus-Kids.
"Tee-toe to-to me-too," said the stainless-steel Furby.
Larry-Boy immediately looked in the English-Furbish dictionary. "It's in my pockets?"
"Hey! You're getting better at this!" exclaimed Count Pocketula, another oversight in all this plot hole business, from within Larry-Boy's pocket.
(CrimpJo: Part 86)
"Close. Asparagus-Girl told him. "Actually, it said the danger is in Kansas."
"We're not near Kansas." Larry-Boy said.
"Maybe we weren't, but we could be now." Dad-Man pointed out.
"Yeah, after all those plotholes, anything is possible." Asparagus-Boy said, giving John and his pocket o' stuff a funny look.
(Timothy: part 87)
"Zo, are you zaying thet I'm vreally not the danger?" asked Count Pocketula. "I'm extremely dangerous."
"Hmm... nope. It definitely said 'Kansas' and not 'pocket,'" replied Asparagus-Girl as she looks in the English-Furbish dictionary.
"Oh, vell I'll show you how dagerous I ken be, zo stend beck az I metamorphosize!" With those last words, Count Pocketula grew to be six feet tall where it was now known that he was in fact Count Dracula's father's mother's uncle's cousin's son's friend's aunt's sister's enemy's former room-mate, who also happened to be a blood-sucking vampire-broccoli!
(CrimpJo: Part 88)
"Hmm, somewhat impressive." Asparagus-Girl said. "But will you beat the Elite? Can I expect survival against your rival?"
Count Pocketula scanned the room for his rival. "Ah, Baron Outlet Von Inlet! My rival for these 15 years." he said to Dad Asparagus.
"You must have the wrong person. I'm Dad-Man! And I've never met you." Dad-Man pointed out.
(Yobyzzid: Part 89)
Just then, a gold Furby, a silver Furby, a platinum Furby, a chrome Furby, and a rubber chicken fell through a plot hole in the ceiling.
"Wait just a minute," Larry-Boy said, "How can 8 people, a pocket of stuff, five Furbies, and a rubber chicken fit in a cab of a giant robot?"
"The world may never know," said Jim.
(CrimpJo: Part 90)
"It is getting crowded in here." Asparagus-Boy noted. Things continued to fall through the plot hole, including a half dozen watches and a couple of TVs.
"Maybe we should close that thing." Dad-Man said, after a watch fell on his head.
"We need to find out whether we're in Kansas." Asparagus-Girl reminded them. "And what the danger is."
"I think the plot hole is the danger." Asparagus-Boy said, dodging a few videos as they fell.
"Hey! VeggieTales!" Larry-Boy said, picking them up.
"If the plot hole is the danger, then we must be in Kansas." Alfred pointed out.
"It doesn't seem to dangerous to me." Larry-Boy said. "By the way, Alfred, is there a VCR in here somewhere?"
And a VCR promptly fell out of the plot hole and landed on Larry-Boy's head, knocking him unconscious.
(Yobyzzid: Part 91)
Just then, the plot hole grew bigger, and all the stuff that fell down started falling up. After everything was gone, the plot hole closed up.
"At least that problem is out of the way," remarked the Butler.
"Huh?" queried Larry-Boy, who was just starting to come to.
"The plot hole is gone," Dad-Man told him, "Now we don't have anything to worry about."
Suddenly, a giant plot hole opened up underneath them and the whole Larry-Bot fell through.
"Me and my big mouth," remarked Dad-Man right before they plummeted into the plot hole.
(Timothy: part 92)
"I wish I never saw a plot hole!" exclaimed Larry-Boy. At that moment, a little imp appeared.
"Hehehehehe! Did somebody make a wish?" asked the imp.
"Who are you?" asked Larry-Boy.
"I'm Plotholey, the Plot Hole Sprite! Because of your wish, I am going to take away all the plot holes!" replied Plotholey, the Plot Hole Sprite. With those words, everybody found themselves to be safe back at the mansion.
"We're home!" exclaimed Dad-Man. "No Count Pocketula either!"
"Nooooo Plot Holes!" exclaimed Plotholey.
"What?" asked Larry-Boy.
"Didn't I just hear you say how miserable your life is without plot holes?"
"No."
"Oh." After that the plot continued as it should, but then he cried out, "Nooooooo plot holes!"
"What?"
"But aren't you miserable without plot holes?"
"Not really."
"But this isn't how it's supposed to work!"
"Oh, ok. I'm sorry I ever made that wish! I can't ever think of how my life could be without plot holes!"
"Well, alright. But just this once!" With those words, they found themselves back in the same place where they were before this completely useless chapter came.
"Me and my big mouth..."
(CrimpJo: Part 93)
"So, where are we?" Asparagus-Girl asked.
"You are, so to speak, in so many words, in, due to popular demand, but that's only one opinion, Farrettaville." a nearby person told them.
"Where's Farrettaville?" Asparagus-Boy wondered.
"It's in the center of the universe." A young girl said.
"No it's not!" A boy shouted at her. "It's a the bottom!"
"No way, Dash!"
"Yes way, Hart!"
The Dash and Hart bickered back and forth for a long time.
"Where'd that Plot Hole sprite get to?" Dad-Man wondered.
(digger: part 94)
Suddenly Larry-Boy said the line you've all been waiting to hear "Butler, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore."
(CrimpJo: part 95)
"I don't think we were ever in Kansas." The Butler pointed out.
"Well, how do we get back to Bumblyburg?" Asparagus-Girl asked.
(Timothy: part 96)
Then, just before they could figure out anything, everybody, including Alfred, the asparagus kids, Dad and Mom Asparagus, and Larry-Boy were arrested by a large group of English Bobbies (who had just jumped out of a plot hole) for the murder of Mr. Body. They were brought to Scotland Yards and locked up in a cell till their number came up for trial. Just their luck. They picked number 9,452,027 and the judge was currently serving number 2.
(CrimpJo: Part 97)
"Alfred, what number are we?" Larry-Boy asked.
"9,452,027." Alfred replied, even though it was the 15th time he had been asked that question.
Meanwhile, Dad-Man had started to pace around the room, and Asparagus-Girl and Boy had joined him. Just then, a plothole opened and three female Asparagus came out.
They stared at the group for a moment before one came forward and asked "Pour aller � la gare?"
(Digger: part 98)
"Quick," yelled Asparagus Girl, "Get a French Dictionary." Then the entire state of Kansas came through the plot hole, smashing the courthouse!!!!
(Timothy: part 99)
Or at least they thought it was smashed. Apparently, the courthouse was made of a technologically-advanced rubber, causing the entire state of Kansas to bounce off and through another plot hole. The gang was still in the cell trying to figure out what that French sentence means and when Mom Asparagus came in.
(CrimpJo: Part 100!)
After witnessing the strange happening of the plothole, and seeing the group trying to decipher their question, they did what anyone would do; try and figure out who's fault it was.
"I told you that wasn't the right plothole for France!" one shouted in perfect English.
"Don't blame me, blame Chloe, she read the map." another said.
"Where are we?" the last one(Chloe) asked, looking around.
"Well, I don't know and I don't care, and you'd better figure out how to get another plothole to get us back home, Marie!" the second one shouted at the first(Marie).
"Oh, for heaven's sake, Valerie, grow up!" Marie said, a little wearily. "I don't see why I'm expected to come up with a solution."
"Well, I'm not going to sit around and do nothing!" Valerie cried. Then she went over to Larry-Boy and demanded, "Tell me how to get out of here!"
Parts 101-120
Compiled by Spider