Meanwhile in the Larry-cave, Dad Asparagus was looking around in awe.
"Wow! What is this place?" he wondered aloud.
He looked around at all the gadgets and computers. He walked over to the control board and began pushing buttons.
"I wonder if I can play Veggieopoly on one of these monitors..." he wondered.
Suddenly the Larry-mobile jerked to life. Everyone stopped their screaming as the car raced towards Peazilla. Peazilla stopped coming towards them and just stared at the oncoming vehicle.
Meanwhile in the Larry-cave, an alarm started to sound.
"You have pushed the self destruct button, this Larry-cave will destruct in one hour." a computer voice boomed.
"Whoops, guess I pushed the wrong button." said Dad Asparagus.
(Jo_Crimp: part 22)
Alfred quickly picked up his intercom. "Who ever is in the Larry-Cave, please answer!" he cried.
"Um, it's me, Dad Asparagus," came the reply, "I came to get Jr., and I pulled this book off the bookshelf..."
"Listen closely! On the same bookshelf there's a book labeled 'Mousse Eating For Fun and Profit.' It's really 'Troubleshooting Tips For Secret Caves.' It should tell you everything you need to do to stop the Larry-Cave from self-destructing."
"How do I get out of the Larry-Cave?" asked Dad.
"Just use the elevator," Alfred replied. Dad looked around the Larry-Cave. He had thought Larry Manor was big, but the Larry-Cave was even bigger!
"Luckily," Dad thought to himself, "I have an hour."
As soon as Alfred finished giving Dad instructions, a loud KABOOM! pierced the air! The Larrymobile had hit Peazilla!
(Timothy: part 23)
Peazilla looked down and smashed the Larry-Mobile with his mutant tail. "Pesky flies," thought Peazilla.
Meanwhile, Vzklrtmnpbqy picked up his forceps in one hand, scalpel in his other hand, retractor in his other hand, stun gun in his other hand, chain saw in his other hand, a weed eater in his other hand, a live chicken in his other hand, and some cool whip in his other hand. How he got all these hands when he only had two hands to begin with remains a mystery. "Oooh, baby!!! Get ready to hear your heart beat for the very last time!!!"
"Who goes there?" cries an evil-sounding voice behind the door. But which door is it? Is it door number one? Or door number two? Or possibly door number three? Or is he going to take what's under the box?!?!?!
(Jo_Crimp: part 24)
"I'll take what's under the box," Larry-Boy murmured in his sleep. Vzklrtmnpbqy increased the volume of the music. Meanwhile Larry-Boy was having an interesting dream. He dreamt he was in Bumblyburg, fighting Peazilla. Suddenly, Peazilla disappeared! Larry-Boy felt himself shrinking until he was smaller than an ant. He knew this because an ant was standing in front of him. Larry-Boy looked down for the appropriate Larry-Weapon, but found that he had none! Summoning all his Larry-Instincts, he did what any Cucumber would do when faced with a giant ant; He ran away as fast as he could! When he thought he had gotten far enough away, he looked to see if the ant was following him. Unfortunately, he didn't stop running as he did this. He promptly crashed into a tree.
(Timothy: part 25)
Meanwhile, in The Real World, another fight has erupted between... oh, wait. Wrong show.
Meanwhile, Vzklrtmnpbqy chose what was under the box!!! Kuni hops out and yells, "Nothing!!! You so STUPID!!! STUPIIIID!!!"
Disappointed, Vzklrtmnpbqy turns around and opens door number 3 because three is a magic number. He sees nothing at first, but looks down and sees what looks like a tiny piece of candy in the grass as a small, gentle ant walks towards it, pulling some sort of strange contraption.
This still doesn't explain where that voice came from.
(VeggieFreak97: part 26)
Larry-Boy looks up and sees Alfred and the kids towering over him. Trying to get their attention he finds some tiny pebbles and throws them at the giant Asparaguses above. Drat, he says, these stones are too small to attract their attention. When he remembers that Alfred had been working on a proto-type for the new Larry-Mobile with working gadgets and all, he uses his Larry command and the little car drives off the shelf toward Larry-Boy. Dad Asparagus is a little shocked to see this he faints. After he quickly picks himself off the floor he sees it racing towards the elevator. Eureka he exclaims, someone is really watching over Bumblyburg today!
(asparagus12: part 27)
Dad asparagus tries to jump into the cart but it's a little to small for him so it shatters, but he can see the elevator so he gets in forgetting all about disabling the self-destruction of Larry-manor. Once he was in the elevator there were two buttons one had a sign over it that said Larry-boy-attic and the other sign said Larry-boy manor so he pushes Larry-boy-attic.
(Jo_Crimp: part 28)
In the Larry Attic, Dad started looking in boxes. He found one marked "Larry Memories." Intrigued, he opened it. Inside were all sorts of mementos. Playbills from countless plays (including "Jerome Robin's Bugway"), pins, fliers, magazines, etc. Under all this were newspaper articles. "Beginning Lawyer Wins Case of the Century!" "World Famous Actress Weds Acclaimed Lawyer on June 6th" "Opening of New Industry: Cause For Celebration?" "Like Father, Like Son: Cucumber Inc. Has New Owner" were just a few of the headlines Dad read. So engulfed in the articles from the past was he that he forgot entirely about undetinating the Larry-Cave.
(Timothy: part 29)
Meanwhile, Vzklrtmnpbqy still couldn't find the voice. The reason was that the source of the voice was behind him every time he turned around!!! He finally caught the source of that voice and it turned out to be Alfred and the kids!!!
"What are you doing here?!?!?!" exclaimed Vzklrtmnpbqy.
"Well, I'm not really sure. At one point, we were in Bumblyburg, but then in the next scene, we were towering above Larry-Boy on this marvelous space ship! Must be some kind of plot hole. This kind of thing does happen when you have 27 writer writing your lines!" answered Alfred.
"Yeah, you're right about that," said Vzklrtmnpbqy.
"By the way, who designed this craft? I've got to say it's far beyond anything I have ever seen!"
"It was actually my butler. He did this more than he butled. But since this seems to be a plot hole, do you want me to beam you back to Earth?"
"No thank you. I think it would be much more easier to save him from here than down on Earth. Shall we start running now?"
"Yes, please."
(Jo_Crimp: part 30)
Meanwhile, in his sleep, Larry-Boy was using his hand-held controls for the Larry-Mobile. It had made it all the way back to Larry Manor, where it had guided Dad Asparagus to the elevator. It continued to zip around, until it made its way to the attic and crashed into a box. When Dad saw this, he remembered about the Larry-Cave. He quickly rushed down to the bookshelf and got the book. He scanned the index until he found what he was looking for.
"How to undetinate the self-destruct mode: Press these buttons in the following order: S-2, H-2, O-9, B-4, I-7, F-8, Q-1, C-3, P-0, R-2, D-2, Ctrl, Alt, Delete." Right after he read this, "20 minutes until self-destruct," came from the Larry-Cave.
(VeggieFreak97: part 31)
oh great, dad muttered how am I going to push these buttons! I don't have hands.
(Jo_Crimp: part 32)
Still, Dad managed to push all the buttons in the right order, even though he didn't have hands. "Undetination complete."
Meanwhile Alfred and the kids were running through the ship. "Where are we running to, Uncle Alfred?" asked Asparagus-Girl. "I'm looking for a door," Alfred replied. "Which door?" Asparagus-Boy asked. "Any door!" replied Alfred.
(Timothy: part 33)
"Well, how about this door?" Asparagus-Boy asked openly.
"That door will not do!" exclaimed Alfred.
"Why not?" Asparagus-Boy inquired.
"For one thing, it doesn't lead anywhere! For another thing, it's just a piece of wood leaning next to the manual for the controls of this ship!" Alfred answered.
(Jo_Crimp: part 34)
"The manual for the controls to the ship!" they all shouted at once. Asparagus-Boy grabbed it and began flipping through its pages. "Look, here's a map of the ship!" he cried. Alfred scanned the map until he found a room marked "Operating Room." "That must be where Larry-Boy is! You two stay here and figure out how to work the controls!" With that, Alfred was off and running.
"Hmmm, Asparagus-Girl, do you know what language this is?" Asparagus-Boy asked, staring at the words in the manual. "Umm, let me have a closer look." She studied the pages closely. "Ah hah! This is Zradnikish!" "Zrad-what-ish?" "Zradnikish" "Whatever, just get this thing to land!"
(Digger: part 35) Asparagus Girl started pressing buttons. Suddenly the ship fell out of the sky! It was falling, and falling, and falling and falling, and landed right on PEAZILLA!!! In the cockpit of the ship Peazilla roared!" WHERE AM I????"
(Jo_Crimp: part 36)
"Nice going, Asparagus Girl!" Asparagus Boy said sarcastically. "How was I supposed to know that was the 'Fall from the sky' button?" "Because it says so right there!" And it did. Luckily, it was next to the 'undo' button! "Press it!" Asparagus Boy shouted!
(Digger: part 38)
So she pressed the button and spaceship shot back into the sky. Unfortunately it carried Peazilla with it. Meanwhile in the engine room......A dark figure carried out it's dark work!!!!!!!
(Jo_Crimp: part 39)
"Boy, it's dark in here." said the dark figure. It felt(with no hands) for the light switch. It flicked it on, revealing DAD ASPARAGUS! "How did I get here? The last thing I knew, I was in the Larry-Cave."
"You are here for a purpose know only to me." came a voice from behind a large, unidentifiable thing.
"Who are you?" Dad Asparagus asked. The thing turned out to be an intergalactic desk and chair, but Dad Asparagus, being a dad, did not know this. And he would have remained clueless if Asparagus-Boy and Asparagus-Girl hadn't shown up and shouted "An Intergalactic Desk and Chair!"
"Who are YOU?" asked Dad Asparagus. Asparagus-Boy whispered to Asparagus-Girl, "That's my Dad! Should I reveal my identity to him?" "Maybe later. Hey! I bet he knows how to drive a spaceship!" She turned to Dad Asparagus. "Hi, I'm Asparagus-Girl and this is Asparagus-Boy. Come with us!" And with that, they started running back to the control room.
(laerry: part 40)
Meanwhile, in the alien operating room, Larry-Boy stirred in his sleep, still dreaming. The Zradnikians stopped what they were doing and looked over at him. "No..." Larry-boy murmured in his sleep "...I'll NEVER join you...No...That's not true...that's impossible!"
"Looks like the anesthesia is wearing off. Better use something stronger." They walked into another room and returned holding a cute, pink, nearly spherical, smiling creature. "OK, kiddo, do your stuff" the alien doctor said to the pink creature. It took a deep breath and began singing, "Jig-ga-leee-puff, jiga-leeeeeeee-puff!" As the Jigglypuff sang, Larry-boy fell into a deep and dreamless sleep and the aliens continued with their operations.
In the UFO's control room, Asparagus-boy and girl were trying their hardest to get Dad to drive them home. "Please, Mr. Asparagus! This is the only WAY!" cried Asparagus-girl. "Really, kids, I don't think I should drive someone else's vehicle without asking..." This had gone on for hours (don't ask why the aliens hadn't come into the control room during this time). Dad was just WAY to polite. Asparagus-boy got annoyed. "What should we DO, then?! Go up and ask the aliens to drive us back to our own planet? Did they even ask us if we wanted to be here? They took Larry-boy away without asking HIM what HE wanted!"
Dad thought about that for a minute. It made sense. This was an emergency. Lives were at stake. The little superhero inside him began to take over. "You're RIGHT! This is a desperate time calling for desperate measures! No more asking permission! Time to take control!"
Parts 41-60
Compiled by Spider