Dad Asparagus pressed a button on the control panel and a holographic map appeared.
"How'd you do that?" Asparagus-Boy asked.
"Dad's can do anything. Now, according to this map, we have 8 hours till we reach Earth."
Meanwhile, Alfred had finally found the Operating Room. Inside, all the doctors who were assisting Vzklrtmnpbqy had fallen asleep, after Jigglypuff's four hour operetta, which Alfred just caught the end of. This was enough to put him to sleep, but not the deep, dreamless sleep of Larry-Boy and the doctors.
As Jigglypuff was taking a bow, it noticed that everyone was asleep! "Puuuuuufff!" it cried in anger. It immediately took out its marker and started to scribble on everyone's faces. No one seemed to notice this, except Alfred, who woke up.
(Yobyzzid: Part 42)
Suddenly Alfred was wide awake. "Hey, where'd you come from?" he asked Jigglypuff.
"Jiggly! Jigglypuff!" (which means "I don't have a clue" in Jigglypuff) Jigglypuff answered.
"Squirtle!" said a voice behind them. Squirtle sprayed water all over Alfred and Larry-Boy. Immediately, Larry-Boy was wide awake.
"ALABAMA! SACRAMENTO! 42!" Larry-Boy cried.
"Quiet!" said Alfred as he pointed to the sleeping aliens.
"OK", said Larry-Boy, "Can we go now?"
"I think that would be a good idea," said Alfred.
(laerry: part 43)
Larry-Boy and Alfred ran down the spaceship corridors as fast as they could. They got a few funny looks from aliens on the ship, but fleeing vegetables were a common sight on this ship.
Larry-Boy and Alfred reached the control room to find Dad piloting the ship, and Asparagus-Boy and Asparagus-Girl playing cards.
"GIN!!!" said Asparagus-girl, "pay up!"
"Aw man..." said Asparagus-Boy and reached for his wallet.
"Hey!" said Dad Asparagus coming over to reprimand the young gamblers. "There will be no playing cards for money on THIS spaceship. You can play for fun, but gambling is just..."
"AAAHHH!" cried Larry-Boy, "Who's flying this ship?! We're heading straight for that planet over there!!!!!!"
"Oops," said Dad.
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHH" everyone yelled.
The Spaceship continued to careen out of control until it crash landed on an unknown planet.
(Digger: part 44)
Suddenly the intergalactic space police came. The police chief said "From now on any Pokemon in this sector are illegal." Suddenly, Squirtle and Jigglypuff died!! The Peazilla (who is still on board) said .....
(laerry: part 45)
"You know, I really feel that I've lost a lot of my hostility since talking with the ship's wonderful counselor." said Peazilla pointing to a smiling female alien at his side. "In fact...during our talks we've grown rather fond of each other and..."
"Never mind that NOW!" cried Larry-Boy "We need to find out WHERE we ARE. Come on, everyone! Follow me!!"
The veggies, aliens, and monsters of all sorts climbed off the wrecked shuttle to explore the foreign terrain. A collective gasp went up from the group, for what lay before them was...
(Digger: part 46)
Before them lay a place of evil! A place of greed! A place called Wal...(oops) I mean, Stuff-Mart!!!! Suddenly, the monsters ran off to be greedy. Larry-Boy, Peazilla, Asparagus Boy and Asparagus Girl, and Juniors Dad, all ran to aisle 9999999999999.It was labeled "Intergalactic space maps" They quickly bought one for all of the sectors they would be traveling through. Then they rushed into the spaceship, without the aliens! They took off, only to discover....
(laerry: Part 47)
...that the ship was too badly damaged! It flopped back down to the ground in the Stuff-Mart parking lot. The aliens walked out of the store, their arms piled high with bags and boxes. They took a look at the Veggies and knew that they were trying to ditch them on this planet! Which, to them, didn't seem like such a bad fate (as long as they didn't max out their credit cards). They helped Alfred fix the ship well enough that it would take them back to earth. Peazilla opted to stay with the aliens, so he could stay with his beloved alien counselor. They all waved good-bye as the ship took off. "Home, Alfred," said Larry-boy as he settled into the captain's chair and prepared for the flight home. But he also knew he had to be prepared for trouble...and it might very well be double...
(Digger: part 48)
As they were flying home Asparagus-Boy and Asparagus-Girl revealed their identities to Junior's Dad, who then proceeded to faint. Then Alfred called out "Sir, An entire storm of Cheese Popcorn Meteors are heading this way!! Larry-Boy responded quickly, "Move the ship!" Alfred stated "But if we do we won't have enough fuel to get back to earth!!!!" Larry-Boy said "Initiate Atari Computers." "What cartridge sir?" "Asteroids!"......
(Crimp_Jo: Part 49)
Little did they realize that while they were heading for Earth, a Space pod was following them. Inside the pod, a young man watched a Radar.
"It looks like that Spaceship is positively packed with Pokemon." his female partner said, glancing over his shoulder.
"It's time to establish communications." the man said, pressing a few buttons.
Back on the Spaceship, things were going smoothly, when suddenly the Communications Screen lit up, showing two silhouettes in a smoky haze.
"Who are YOU?" asked Larry-Boy.
"Allow us to introduce ourselves...."
"To Protect the World from Devastation!"
"To Unite All People Within our Nation!"
"To Denounce the Evils of Truth and Love!"
"To Extend our Reach to the Stars Above!"
During this, the smoke had been slowly dissipating, until it showed the speakers to be:
"Jessie!"
"James!"
"Team Rocket, Blast Off at the Speed of Light!"
"Surrender Now, or Prepare to fight!"
"Meowth! That's Right!"
(laerry: part...um...50, yeah)
Larry- boy quickly turned around to face the communications screen. "Excuse me, but we have a bigger problem to deal with right now, so if you'll juts wait a few minutes..."
"Team Rocket waits for NO ONE! You will deal with us now, or else..." the young lady shrieked as Larry-boy cut her off by turning off the screen.
"Now," said Larry-boy, "where were we...? Ah yes, the Atari defense pattern. Asparagus-boy, grab a controller!"
"Yes, sir!" said Asparagus-boy.
The popcorn ball meteors were getting too close! The 2 Veggies were zapping as fast as they could, but a giant chunk of Meteor was coming towards them! Luckily, it hit Team Rocket's space pod.
"Looks like Team Rocket's Blasting off agaaaain...."
(Crimp_Jo: Part 51)
The Meteors continued to come, fast and furious! Asparagus-Girl could tell Larry-Boy and Asparagus-Boy needed help, so she began searching for extra controllers. She hunted high, she hunted low, she hunted here, she hunted there. The things she sought with anxious care had vanished into empty air! Or so she thought. But then she noticed that Dad Asparagus had landed on a box labeled "Extra Atari Controllers" when he fainted. She quickly pushed Dad off the box, grabbed a controller, and plugged it in.
Before long, the three of them had blasted all the Meteors and gotten an incredibly high score.
(Digger: part 52)
Suddenly Asparagus girl shouted "Larry-Boy!! when we destroyed the asteroids we accidentally transported ourselves to a long time ago, in a galaxy far far away.....
(laerry: part 53)
Everyone gasped! It was true - the ship's sensors were out of control, and a gigantic spherical space ship loomed on the horizon. Worst of all, their ship was being pulled toward the spherical ship by a tractor beam!
"Oh no!" Archibald exclaimed, "There must have been some sort of unknown element in those meteors that reacted with the particles of the phaser beams which opened a rip in the cloth of time which sent us HERE! Of COURSE!" A brief silence ensued as everyone else stared at him, wide-eyed and clueless.
"Well, I'm glad YOU understand what happened," said Dad Asparagus, "but what are we going to do about this other ship?!"
(Crimp_Jo: Part 54)
Asparagus-Girl, using all her sci-fi knowledge, began quoting the entire script of Star Wars, with her own commentary.
"You see, Luke was a whiner, that's why he had to become a Jedi."
"Jedis are whiners?" Asparagus-Boy mused.
"NO! He need TRAINING to overcome his whining."
"Oh."
By that time, they had made it to the Death Star.
(Digger: part 55)
Suddenly the other ship turned to reveal it was not the Death Star, but the Megastar (from Animaniacs star wars) owned by Darth Plotz!!! Suddenly the Bicentennial Eggyolk arrived carrying Yakk Soho, Wakk Skylicker, Slapy-wanna-nappy, R2-Brain2, C-Pinky0, who were all coming to rescue Princess Dot.
(Crimp_Jo: Part 56)
On the Megastar, Asparagus-boy noticed something. "Hey, look over there!" he said, pointing to a large hole in the middle of the ship.
Larry-Boy stuck his head in. "It's pretty dark in there."
Alfred stuck his head in the other side. "The hole is apparently 2-dimensional.
Asparagus-Girl, Asparagus-Boy, and Dad Asparagus watched while Alfred did some quick calculations.
"This is it! Scientific proof of a Plot Hole!" Alfred shouted.
"Great! Let's go in!" Asparagus-Girl said, hopping into the hole. Larry-boy, Alfred, Dad, and Asparagus-Boy did likewise, and found themselves back in Bumblyburg. The Plot Hole then disappeared.
(Digger: part 57)
As soon as they reached Bumblyburg, Commissioner scooter said "Larry-Boy, where have you been? We've got trouble!!"....
(Yobyzzid: Part 58)
"It's a long story, Scooter," said Larry-Boy, "I'll explain later. Wait a minute, did you say 'trouble'?"
(Yobyzzid: part 59)
"There's a giant gorilla on the Chevy Building, a giant, fire-breathing, radioactive lizard by the bay, and a t-rex running through the city," said Scooter, "can you help us?"
"I'll try," said Larry-Boy.
"No, there is no try. Try not. Do, or do not," came a voice.
Larry-Boy looked around and saw Yoda.
"How'd you get here?" he asked.
"Beats me," replied Yoda, "But do you know to get back to Dagobah?"
"Looks like there's another plot hole over there, just go through it," Larry-Boy answered.
"Thanks," said Yoda.
"Anyway, Scooter, I can do this," said Larry-Boy, "But I'm going to have to use my secret weapon."
"Not the secret weapon. It's just too risky," said Alfred, "It's not even fully complete yet."
"I have no other choice, Alfred. Scooter, meet us back here in and hour. We should be done by then." said Larry-Boy.
(Digger: part 60!)
One hour later..........
"WHAT!" screamed Scooter. "Your secret weapon is a giant inflatable bunny?" "Yep" said Larry, "You see when I press this button the bunny will into outer space and call for all the heroes, superheroes (and sidekicks) on this list." "Who's on the list?" asked Scooter. "Uh, Let's see here. Ah, Superman(and Supergirl),Batman(and Robin and Batgirl and that guy that used to be Robin but now he's somebody else),Aquaman, The Flash, Flash Gordon, The Grey Ghost, The Lone Ranger (and Squanto), Inspector Gadget, Darkwing Duck, Gizmo Duck, and Tarzan." "That's a lot" said Scooter.
Then Larry-Boy pressed the BUTTON.......
Parts 61-80
Compiled by Spider