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(laerry: part 61) "Wait!" Alfred cried "Don't push that button!" "Why not?" asked Larry-Boy. "Don't you realize what will happen if that many superheroes (and sidekicks) are all in one place at the same time?" "Umm...." Larry-Boy thought hard. "All the superpowers will cause a terrible reaction! Worse than anything that these monsters could do." "Oh. That's bad." Larry-Boy replied. "NOW what?" Asparagus-boy asked loudly. (CrimpJo: Part 62) "I know!" Asparagus-Girl shouted. "We could lure all the monsters into the plot hole!" "You know, that just might work." Alfred said. "But how?" Larry-Boy asked, and everyone sat down to think. (Digger: part 63) "Wait a second", cried Asparagus Girl, "Those Super powers would create a piece of monster bait big enough to lure the monster into the plot hole. So that's what they did. (CrimpJo: Part 64) As soon as all the heroes and monsters were in the plothole, it closed up. "Mission Accomplished!" Larry-Boy said. (laerry part...65?) "You forgot just one thing," Dad Asparagus pointed out, "Now all the superheroes in the universe are trapped inside that plot hole with the monsters!" (CrimpJo: Part 66) "Well, hopefully, they should go back to their proper places." Alfred said. "But what if they don't?" Asparagus-Girl asked. (laerry: part 67a) "Alfred, you should know better than to think that!" Larry-boy scolded. "Plot-holes are very mysterious things. Sometimes they send you to the best place possible...sometimes to the worst place you can imagine." "He's right," Asparagus boy chirped. "Ya can't joost leeve 'em there, Larry-boy - you must rescoo them!" cried Scooter. "You're right! I must. Who's with me?" "ME!" cried Asparagus-girl, Asparagus-boy, Asparagus-Dad, Alfred, Scooter, and...the French peas? "Where did you guys come from?" asked Larry-boy. "Wat do you meen? We 'haf been 'eer zee 'hole time, 'haf we not, Jean-Claude?" "Oui, Philipe. Aht least, I 'haf. 'Ow about you, Henri?" "Oui!" "Wait joost a minute!" cried Scooter. "Henri Pea turned inta Peazilla!" All of a sudden there was a crackling sound, and a large round portal opened before their eyes. "Bingo - a plot hole," said Larry-boy, "Let's go!" (Digger: part 67b) They jumped into the plot hole and found themselves in a huge cave filled with elephants all swing dancing. They jumped into an underground river and found more elephants... (laerry: part 68) "Ahr you Shoooooor zees ees ze right plaice? Ah do not like helfents. Won wrong step and eet's all over!" Jean-Claude said. Larry-Boy thought. And thought. And thought. "Maybe you're right...but this is the only plot hole we HAVE." Just then, a giant monster wandered by. Then Superman flew by and zapped him. "Never mind. I think we're in the right place after all." (Yobyzzid: Part 69) Just then, Spider-Man ran by. "Hey, what are you doing here?" Larry-Boy asked, "You weren't on the list." "I'm not?" Spider-Man asked, "Wait a minute, if I'm not on the list, then how come I got called?" (laerry: part 70) "Oh no! Another plot hole!" cried Asparagus-girl, slapping her forehead. "That's OK," said Alfred. "I can fold it up, and save it for later." With that, he reached up, ripped off the plot hole, folded it up, and put it in his pocket. (Yobyzzid: Part 71) Just then, they entered a room full of plot holes. "Look at all the plot holes!" said Asparagus-Boy, "I wonder where they all lead!" "I can handle this," said Spider-Man, "I've dealt with this kind of thing before." Spider-Man shot a web into one plot hole and Larry-Boy shot one of his super suction ears into another. A second later, Larry-Boy had web sticking to his head and Spider-Man had a plunger on his. Larry-Boy turned around and saw the web coming out of one plot hole and the line from his super suction ear coming out of another one. Then he saw Spider-Man trying to get a plunger off his face. "Here, I'll help you with that," said Superman, and he pulled the plunger off Spider-Man's head. As Larry-Boy was pulling it back, he realized that all the plot holes were connected except for one. "Come on through this plot hole," he said, "I think this one will take us where we need to go." (CrimpJo: Part 72) Going through the plot hole led them to the "Magical Devices Store." Larry-Boy used his Veggie Check Card to buy a "Super Hero Magnet." Zipping back through the plot hole, all the Super Heroes were quickly picked up and put through Alfred's plot hole. The veggies followed. (Yobyzzid: Part 73) Alfred, Larry-Boy, Asparagus-Boy, Asparagus-Girl, and Dad Asparagus came out of the plot hole and landed in the Larry Cave. "Seeing all those superheroes reminded me of something, Larry-Boy," said Alfred, "Remember how I've always wanted to be a superhero, but look horrible in spandex?" "Yes," said Larry-Boy, "What about it?" "Well, I've put together this!" he said as he pulled a sheet off an object in the corner. It was an Alfred-sized, blue and yellow robotic supersuit, with a 'B' on the chest. "Wow!" said Larry-Boy, "What is it?" "It's a robotic supersuit," said Alfred, "I am now...the Butler! Oh, and I got you this, too." Alfred pushed a button and a wall suddenly opened, revealing a giant robotic Larry-Boy, complete with arms and legs! "It's for battling giant monsters, and it's very handy with ones with arms. It has an auto-pilot feature, missiles, a deflector shield, a flame thrower, seating for five, power door locks, a rear center shoulder belt, and front and side impact airbags!" (CrimpJo: Part 74) "So, now whenever you beat a supervillian, we can say 'The Butler did it'!" Asparagus-Girl said. "And since we're superheroes, can we have cool gadgets, too?" Asparagus-Boy asked. "I know! Let's make your dad a superhero! Then we'll all be superheroes!" Asparagus-Girl cried. "I've always dreamed of someday being DAD-MAN!" Dad Asparagus said. Alfred gave him a suit that just happened to have "Dad-Man" embroidered on the front. "Wow, how did you know?" Dad asked. "I make suits for all occasions in my spare time, when I'm not working on the Larry-Mobile or making new devices for battle." Alfred explained. (Yobyzzid: Part 75) All of a sudden, the Larry-signal light started flashing. "Looks like trouble," said Larry-Boy, "But how do we fit five superheroes into a car that only seats one?" "I know! We can take the Robo-Larry!" said Asparagus-Boy, "We can all fit into that!" "Great idea, Asparagus-Boy! Alfred, um, I mean Butler, how do we get into it?" asked Larry-Boy. "There's a door in the left foot," said the Butler, "You ride the elevator up." So they all rode the elevator up and buckled up. (Safety First!) "Alright!" said Larry-Boy, "Let's take this baby for a test drive!" (Timothy: part 76) Meanwhile, in another one of the plot holes, Squanto was wondering what he was doing as the Lone Ranger's side kick. "What am I doing here as the Lone Ranger's side kick?" thought Squanto. "I'll be late for the Thanksgiving dinner if I don't figure out what's wrong! Tanto must be there in my place! Must find a way..." ---- Meanwhile, back with Larry-Boy and the gang, they soon find out that Larry-Boy is unable to leave. "What's wrong?" cried Alfred. "Alfred, did you by any chance have a stainless-steel Furby in your possession while working on this?" "Yes. Why?" "Well, there's a stainless-steel Furby stuck in my engine and he's yelling Furbish things at me!" (CrimpJo: Part 77) "A Furby! I love Furbies!" Asparagus-Girl said, running up to look in the engine. "E-bay! Joke!" the stainless steel Furby said. (Timothy: part 78) "What does it mean?" asked Larry-boy. (CrimpJo: Part 79) Asparagus-Girl handed Larry-Boy her English-Furbish dictionary. "This should translate everything it says." (Timothy: part 80) "I've got warts on my fingers from eating too much broccoli-boiled pants?" inquired Larry-Boy. "No, you're looking at 'Oh-boy yuckee.'" Parts 81-100 Compiled by Spider |