Apollo BSB

The Backstreet Boys decided that they needed to take a trip to the moon, why, I just don't know.  So they got aboard their Backstreet shuttle and take off into space.

Howie was the one who was leading the rocket.  

  Howie: ok we are in space

    Nick: are there any Mcdonalds up here?  

  Brian: I'm sorry Nick but I brought us all sandwhiches  

  Nick: aaawwww man!  

  AJ: how can I have sex up here, there are no girls and ill just fly up into the ceiling!

    Kevin: use your dildo  

  AJ: great idea!(AJ gets his dildo and goes into the bathroom)  

  Kevin: whhoooaaaa(suddenly Kevin starts to float up into the ceiling)

    Brian: Kevin get down from there  

  Kevin: this is kinda fun  

  Nick: Kevin I'm scared please get down  

  Kevin: weeee! weeeee!  

  Kevin accidently hits a red button and the ship goes outta control  

  all: AAAHHHH  

  AJ:(comes outta bathroom without pants)whats goin on?  

  Howie: what do I do! what do I do!!  

  The ship goes hurdling accross space    

all: AAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!  

  Brian: oh god please, please let us live!!!  

  Nick: wwwaaaaa I just pooped my pants!!  

  Brian: ooooh shit im not changin u right now  

  AJ:my dildo!(his dildo goes flying accross the ship and hits Howie in the head)  

  Howie: ooowww!(falls over)  

  AJ: sorry Howie  

  Nick: Kevin this is all yoooooouuuu(remember its going at warp speed)rrrr fault  

  Kevin: I'm...I'm sorry please forgive me!  

  Brian: god help us! god help us!  

  Suddenly there is a big crash and the rocket hits a big bump and the ride is over  

  AJ: its....its over  

  Brian: thank you god!  

  Kevin: well what are we going to do?? our leader is lying on the groud uncontious  

  Nick: we'll just find another one  

  AJ: we're out in the middle of space how are we gonna do that?  

  Nick: welll...we can.....we can......  

  There is a loud crash against the spaceship  

  AJ: what was dat?  

  Nick: theres only one way to find out.....investigate  

  Kevin: yea lets do it!  

  Brian: let me pray first(gets on his knees and says a prayer)  

  AJ: put on your space gear!  

  They all put their fishbowls over their heads and push open the door, except for Howie, he is uncontious

    Kevin: whoooaaaaaaa  

  There is nothing but purple rock and green slime all over  

  Nick: Brian i'm scared  

  Brian: its ok Nicky, it'll all be ok  

  All of a sudden, a pink alien pops up right in front of them  

  Alien: hi! my name is Danay!  

  all: hi Danay  

  AJ looks at her with a blank face  

  Kevin: AJ.....are you ok    

AJ: ye...yea I am  

  Brian: I think hes lovestruck    

Danay: are you guys human?    

Nick: of course and what the hell are you?

    Danay: I'm innosensy, its an alien matter group  

  Kevin: well ok whatever that is  

  Danay: I come from the planat humpalumpa  

  AJ: hhuuuuummmmmppppaaaaa  

  Nick: I think my friend here has a thing for you, I can tell  

  Danay:(looks at AJ)who are you?  

  AJ: A-A-AJ Mc-L-ean  

  Danay: nice to meet you  

  Nick: yea hes AJ, I'm Nick and the others are Brian and Kevin  

  Kevin: we had one more but hes uncontious in the rocket  

  Danay: you know, AJ, youre not so bad, youre kinda cute  

  AJ: same to you  

  Brian: well we need to get back to earth can you help us Danay?  

  Danay: ive helped so many humans that come here I can help u guys 2!

    all: thanks!  

  Danay: But first I need something in return  

  Nick: what?     Danay: Come here    

Danay pulls Nick over and whispers something in his ear    

Nick: thats your job AJ    

AJ: huh?    

Nick pulls AJ iver and whispers in his ear  

  AJ: whhhoooooooooohooooo! c'mon babe lets go behind the ship!    

Nick, Brian and Kevin just waited for 15  minutes until AJ and Danay came back from their little *party*    

Danay: well that sure was fun, let me fix your ship now    

AJ: you can say that again    

Danay goes into the ship and constructs some of the wires then comes back out    

Kevin: so......    

Nick: did you fix it?    

Danay: yep, just go in, press the red button and you will go safely back to earth    

Brian: thank you so much! c'mon guys its time to go back to earth!    

They all get into the shuttle and take off. They are sure to wave to Danay for helping them  

  Brian: what an adventure we had, we got lost in space and now we get to tell everyone we met an Alien prostitute  

  Nick: like they'd beleive us    

Just then the ship blows up shooting out millions of peices. Danay is watching it all from planet humpalumpa     Danay: MUAHAHAHAHAHA my plan worked the Backstreet Boys are dead! dead! DEEEAAADDD! HHHAHAHAHAHA     Then a dog comes along and eats her    

THE END