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Backstreet Bums Palace!

The place where u can find the stupidest(yet funniest) BSB humor on the web!


We are BSB Fans!
Ok, for those of you bitches who are signing our guestbook and emailing us telling us that we aren't fans WE ARE!!! We are actually a couple of the BIGGEST FANS out there...we think. We just have a sense of humor, yo. Chill out! So we better not get any of those threat emails. And for that girl who emailed us with a curse that was real laim. We haven't been cursed yet have we? NOOOOO


Congrats to Brian and Kevin are getting married!
This is Lizzie and we are really glad they are getting married! Brian is going to marry a great girl and Kevin,it is bout time he got a wife! We support them all da way! C'mon you guys, they have personal lives too. If Nick ever got married, I would probably shoot myself, *cough* next....anyways, me and Ginger are thinking of making this site nsync humor 2. Actually, we are! In about March some should be done and up, so get your Nsyncn' friends to come 2.


Bad news Everyone!
This is Ginger and i'm afraid i have some serious, yet bad news. Lizzie has gotten kicked out of CV. U probably want to know why, so Click Here to get an explanation, also, there is a bunch of emotional stuff and her bidding her best friends a sad farwell and wishes them the best of luck. If you could possibly be close to her, click there.


We got ourselvez some Wisher Dolls!


Go to www.angelfire.com/ri/ghtway 2 get your own!


Hi, my name is Lizzie! And I'm Ginger! Welcome! We hope you enjoy dis BSB humor site. We worked hard on it and we would appreciate it if you appreciate it....you know what we mean. So please sit back, relax, get on dose lil bunny slippers and prepare to laugh the shiet out of you!


This is all humor teens, teenyboppers and preppy adults. Or should I say Backstreet Boys if you ever visit dis website. Please do not feel offended by anything you read cause we love ya! Well, if you are a freaky 5ive or Hanson fan we don't but just keep that to yourself. Please read our disclaimer. It will brighten things up. Put a smile on your face! Make the world a better place!


 The Updately quote "My hand, dumbass." -Yea we know this quote is EXTREMELY POPULAR and everyone knows it but we didn't feel like surfing the internet for another one, we are freakin lazy, oh and that was from Nick!
Bsbums last updated February 21!


Places 2 Go

One Sunny Morning.....                                                            

BSB Humor
Biographies Backstreet Bums style
Our BSB interveiw what happens when two freaks interveiw the BSB
Hall of Glamour shots Funny pics to enjoy
Acrostic Poetry beautiful poetry writtin bout the boys by us
The 6th Backstreet BoyThe perfect 6th BSB
The R rated Section the section with stuff bout sex!! hell yeeaaaa
BSB come 2 CV What happens when they come to an insane school? hmmm betta find out!
BSB in 50 years What will the BSB be like in 50 years?
Apollo BSB when they get lost in space
BSB rap, Hell ya! Their rap renditions that we made 4 them
Captian Kevin & Crew The Backstreet Boys love to sail on the bounding sea
Merchandise they should sell dis stuff in stores dammit
Lyric Lagoon Parodies we're sure you'll enjoy!
Chat Rooms These are some of the BSB's fave AOL chats!
The Blame Game Its Nick Vs Mandy, who will be the Blame Game loser??
The Tiolet that scared Nicky Tiolet monsters disturb shitting blonds

Nick Blows up? Why the hell would anyone put a bomb in his food? Brian N Leighanne-Together Forever! our story bout how it all started
 

BSB Reviews,Feelings and Opinions

*The Concert* aaaahh yes our story from begginning to end...beautiful, it will make u feel like youre there with us!
Millenium Our reveiw of the Millenium CD
Lizzie is Pissed Serious stuff About the way people treat Nick, and why Mandy SUCKS
We Want It Our Way our I Want It That Way video thoughts
Suckier Than Life our Larger Than Life music video reveiw

Show Me the Meaning of Being Lonely yet another video reveiw

Backstreet Bums Death List who needs to die, who we shall kill(oops thats a threat)

Other Stuff

Stuff We Supportand you should 2!
Links Tired of us? Fine go find another site 2 go to!
Link Us Oh please! Oh please! Oh puuhleeeaaassseee!
The ATBA Help with the fight against Teenyboppers! Join Now!

Thank yous to all those special people who helped us wit dis site

Our Jokes people that we love 2 laugh at

Statements and Songs Some wavs by me and Lizzie that we recorded about things

Louis Prima who the hell is he? you'll see

SummerTime Lizzie's summer girls parody that she claims is "her song"

Ginger's Lance Bass Section There just had to be one!

The Monthly Contest This month you are asked to find the funniest pic
Backstreet Bums Poll vote for who u think is the ugliest BSB!
Bout us gettin 2 know us!!! and u know u want 2
Chat Central  Click there to find out times and dates of BSbums chats, the place to go when you are dying of bordom
Weirdoz AnnonomousPicz of us doin what we do at CV adn many other weirdoz dat hang around!
Our Guestbook SIGN IT!!! or Nick will eat you or AJ will rape you
 

Lizzie's Thoughts and Stuff


Mandy Moore

PYT

Melissa Joan Hart  

The Moffatts  

The Vengaboys  

Ginger's Thoughts and Stuff

Christina Aguilera

Chris Kirkpatrick

EYC


Backstreet Bums Chat Central Every Wednesday at 5:30(pacific time), Monday at 6:00(pacific time) and Saturday at 7:00(pacific time) there will be BSB chats held in our Chat Room. One of us will be chatting. Take down those times and come into chat and join the BSB fun! BSB humor and mocking is the number one topic. Be sure 2 come! Talk to ya there! 


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