Brian and Leighanne.....Together Forever
Here at Backstreet Bums we beleive that Leighanne isnt a wise, kind old woman. We beleive that she is a ditzy(yet sweet) nasty lil skipper. But Leighanne is cool. She not like....Manduh, who beats poor Nickys to death
One day sweet Brian was in the mall scanning the CD shops. He was going to buy the Nsync christmas album so he went up to the clerk to pay for it.
Brian: yea I'd uh....like to but this
Clerk: yea sure, like, i'll ring it up for you
Brian: thanks
Clerk: you look farmiliar to me
Brian: In what way?
Clerk: like, aren't you a Backstreet boy?
Brian: ssshhhh......don't tell anyone
Clerk: like, youre the one with the like, totally odd cheekbones and the curly hair
Brian: that'd be me
Clerk: then like, why the fuck are you buying this Nsync cd?
Brian: cause its Christmas
Clerk: but have you realized that theyre like, Nsync and youre a backstreet boy?
Brian: i dunno.... Just then a feeling came over B-rok. It was a tingly feeling not just in his u know what but in his whole body. He stared her big ass breasts and started to pant with joy
Clerk: so, like, will that be all for you?
Brian: n....no
Clerk: well then what else do you want?
Brian: I want yo-whats your name?
Clerk: My name is Leighanne(giggles)
Brian: thats a pretty name
Leighanne: oh I know isn't it so totally me
Brian: hey, just wondering, would you ever date a Backstreet Boy because my friend Howie, you see he...
Leighanne: Brian I know you want me so don't even start! I go through this with every single guy that shops here, its like, realy wierd. I guess I'm just a cutie
Brian: and that means
Leighanne: I'll like, go out with you cause youre totally cute!
Brian: ok sure, i mean great, I mean...when do you get off work
Leighanne: Like, right now!
Leighanne hops over her desk and heads out the door holding Brian's hand. She drags him down the mall into a McDonalds
Leighanne: like, lets eat here!
They both sit down at a table with Big macs in their hands. They get into deep conversation and have a lot to say to eachother.
Leighanne: like, wanna go to my house?
Brian: sure
They both head over to Leighanne's house
Brian:(looks around the house)wwwooooowww this is paridise how come you live in such a big house?
Leighanne: I get piad about 100 bucks per guy I show my boobs and it all adds up and my boobs made me rich! (giggles)
Brian: well thats quite a job
Leighanne: ya know, i'll show you my boobs for free!!!
Brian: oh thats ok, its getting late, I should head out the-
Leighanne: nonsense, you must stay and get some action,like, you know, party a little bit
Brian: well ok(rolls his eyes)
Leighanne ok baby, lets like, get started
Brian: sure...
Leighanne jumps up onto the bed and rips off her shirt, Brian gazes in amazment
Leighanne: is that like, enough or do you want more
Brian: m-m-m-more!!
Leighanne: ok baby!
Leighanne is unziping her shorts when there is a loud crash
Brian: whoaa whats that??
Its JC(Blowfish) from Nsync
Blowfish: I'm here to take my baby back where she belongs
Leighanne: eeewww, like, what do you want JC, the human Blowfish
Blowfish: You know what I want
Brian: hey lay offa the slut!!
Blowfish: you shut up B-fuck!!
Leighanne: just like, leave right now you....you fish
Blowfish: no!
Just then the 4 other Nsyncers, Justin, Chris, Joey and Lance hop through the window and say hello
Chris: you heard him Brian, he wants his girl back
Brian: sorry but shes mine now
Nsync goes up to Leighanne and begin to sing "I Want You Back" they rip off their shirts and start dancing on the tables and furniture, Leighanne and Brian are not impressed
Leighanne: Like, Brian is a lot better than you monsters, so like, leave!!
Blowfish: how would you like it if there was no Brian
Leighanne: I'd, i'd be sad
Justin: good its bout time that you go through some missourie
Leighanne: like, no!!
Joey hands JC a knife and JC walks over to Brian, gleam in his eyes and hate in his heart Brian: whats wrong with you??
Blowfish: I'm just fine....I'm just doing what someone should've done a while ago
Brian: life is too short to hate....please think about what you're doing and maybe vision will turn out a lot better!
Blowfish: I know what I'm doing
Blowfish grabs Brian and holds the knife high in his hands
Blowfish: prepare to die
Leighanne: NO!!!
Suddenly, Kevin flies into the room with a superman cape and pink sunglasses and grabs the knife out of JC's hands
Blowfish: what the hell is this???
Lance: god, stupid Kevin you ruin everything
Brian: Kevin thank you!
Kevin: You know, its wrong to kill JC
Leighanne: its like, wrong oh so wrong!
Kevin: but killing can always come in handy
Kevin gets the knife and flies towards JC and chases him out the door, while all this is happening Joey is in the corner in tears
Joey: I...I thought I was superman...but I was wrong....oh so wrong
Then Kevin comes back in and does a lion's roar and the rest of Nsync jumps back out the wondow and runs away
Leighanne: like, thanks so much Kevin
Brian: you saved us!! Youre my favorite cousin!
Kevin: thank you thank you, but now its time to save a 7 year ols who is about to have sex with Scott Moffatt, gotta fly, bye!!
Brian and Leighanne: bye!
Kevin flies through the ceiling and was never seen again that night
Brian: Leighanne, I'm glad you're my girlfriend
Leighanne: same back to you
They both smile and start passionately kissing That night they made sweet love under the moonlight and ever since that night they were together....isn't that a beautiful story.