Captian Kevin and Crew  

This is Nsync falling off of a boat....oh well it was as close as I could find   The Backstreet Boys decided that they needed to sail out into the Atlantic Ocean for a few days on their Backstreet Boat. They got their tube tops, beanie babies and CDs and headed out into the deep blue sea.

  Nick: where are we going matees?

  Howie: Well I think we oughtta be headed to England

  Brian: But thats far

  Howie: England dammit

  AJ: Kevins the captian ask him

  All: where to Captian Kevin?

  Kevin: The isle of MTV

  All: lets go!  

Everyone starts to sing "Sailing" as they leave the dock   Around half way to the Bahamas, they heard a misterious voice calling them, It was Topanga, Lance from Nsync's girlfriend  

Topanga: You guys make me sick...how dare you beat Nsync on TRL, my Lance was very upset.....youre gonna pay for dis!

  Nick: w-what do you want, leave us alone

  Topanga: why couldn't you just stayed playing fo small groups at Sea World....why why why!!! You gusy are done for, I'm Topanga, I can make anything happen!

  Brian: we are better than Nsync....face it!!

  At that remark a large brown cloud appeared and large gusts of wind blew BSB along the ship

Howie: help Captian Kevin help!  

Nick: I don't like this Brian(begins to cry)

  Brian: Now Nicky, everything is gonna be ok....don't worry

  AJ: oh shit! I left my condems on the Kitchen table! What am I gonna do??

  Kevin: everyone please!

We will get outta this somehow, trust me  

Suddenly Howie's hair blows offa his head   Howie: my tuopee!   His toupee goes flying all over the ship and hits AJ in the head who is sitting right by the edge. He goes toppling butt first into the water

  Nick: AJ!!!!

  AJ:(tries to swim) heeeeelllllppppp!!!!

  Howie: we gotta turn back for AJ captian Kevin, I can't be the only latino in the group!  

Kevin: Well I ain't goin into that water

  Brian: if no one will save him, I will!!

  Brian jumps into the water and swims around frantically looking for AJ who is slowly sinking to the bottom

  Nick: if Brian drowns, who is gonna change my diaper?

  Howie: don't worry little Nicky I will

  Nick: no!(throws a big piles of poop at the bald latino)

  Howie: fine be that way brat!

  Kevin: wheres Brian??

  Everyone on board looks around for Brian or AJ, but neither are to be seen

  Kevin: It can't be, theyve gotta be ok  

2 minutes go by and no sign of them

  Nick: well, I guess this means its the end  

Howie: how are we going to go on without them?

  suddenly the titanic background music plays and everyone starts to cry

  Howie: Brian, I loved you, same goes for you AJ

  Nick: If only Brian prayed before he went out into that water, things just mightve been ok

  Kevin: What a lousy captian I am, taking them out here, its all my fault

  suddenly theres a big splash  

Everyone: whats thats???  

Brian climbs onto the boat with AJ in his hands  

Brian: Everything as aight folks  

Everyone: theyre safe!!!  

Kevin: but how did you do it?  

Brian: look into the sky  

Everyone looks up and Vitamin C appears

  Howie: Its Vitamin C everybody!! look!!!  

AJ: shes hott  

Nick: how did you help save us?  

Vitamin C: Well, I just told Brian to put a smile on his face and things would be ok  

Nick: but what happened to Topanga?  

Vitamin C: I just stabbed her with my magic orange peel, shes dead now  

Everyone: yay!!  

So everything on board the Backstreet Boat was fine afterall, AJ scammed with Vitamin C, Nick got his diaper changed, Brian thanked god, Howie got a new toupee and Kevin led them all safely to the Isle of MTV where they partied.  

THE END