Our Interveiw wit BSB whats that you say? Did we really interveiw them? Lets just kinda pretend we did 

Ginger and Lizzie both walk into McDonalds and they see the Backstreet Boys at a near table eating burgers. They thought that they needed to interveiw them so they went down and sat at their table
Brian: and who might you guys be?
Lizzie: Let me introduce myself, my name is Elisabeth Anne Donovan Jimirro Ianni and I love you guys more than life itself and....(she is cut off by Nick)
Nick: Are you the girl who tried to rape me at the San Diego concert??
Lizzie: well......yea.........but....
Nick: you are weird but I still love you, you are one of my biggest fans!
Lizzie: yay!
Ginger: well, excuuuuuse me. Since when was Nick all yours?
Lizzie: since always
Ginger: forget that shit Nick, I'm your biggest fan
Lizzie: I'm so sick of you!! I am!!
They both start to beat the crap outta eachother but they get seperated eventually.
Ginger: well, back with the interveiw. My name is Ginger tugmyweenie, I mean Tognazzini....
Kevin: which one is it gonna be? You can tug my lucoius brows if you like
AJ: eeeewwwwww no
Lizzie: well, can we just start to ask you guys questions
All of BSB: fire away!
Ginger: ok, what do you guys like to do?
Howie: I like to....i like to.....look ugly?
Lizzie: this is not a question its an answer dumbass
Nick: yea Howie, my hand dumbass
Howie: Nick, will you stick it up my crack?
Nick: no!
Brian: If i'm not singing, I like to go to church and pray
Kevin: I like to ride mah horses cause i'm from Kentucky
AJ: I like to go to Hooters, pick up some chicks and take them home for a round of.....
Nick: enough said AJ!
Lizzie: what are you guys' fave foods?
Nick: Mcdonalds!! Mcdonalds(the entire resterant echos "where a kid can be a kid!")
Howie: isnt that Chuck E Cheeses?
Nick: My hand dumbass my hand!! shut up dumbass my hand!
AJ: cum....definetly the cum of asians
Brian: french fries kick butt
Kevin: well I like anythin mah mom puts on the table, I'm from Kentucky and I'm a real kentucky kinda kid so i like mah mom's home cookin
Lizzie: ok thats nice
Ginger: Have you guys had any problems lately?If you did we'd like to know!
Howie: well.....yea.....its....its all Nick!!
Everyone gasps
Howie: I try my best to make love with him, but, he won't make love back to me. He thinks I'm an ugly latino and he is so mean! why Nick why!!
Nick: but you are an ugly latino, I'm a cute blond. No one likes you, they all like me. Learn to deal with it!
Howie: see!! Hes so mean!
Lizzie: AJ?
AJ: well.....I have got so many girls pregnant and I'm afraid that people are going to find out and my image will be ruined. I mean, Its not my fault if a condem breaks!
Lizzie: about how many girls?
AJ: uhh........78
Ginger: jesus!
Brian: I don't think Leighanne loves me anymore!!!!
Lizzie: why?
Brian: cause she yelled at me the other day because I didn't want to lose my virginity before marriage to her! Then she broke up with me!!
Ginger and Lizzie: aaawwww poor Brian
Howie: I'll be your new lover
Brian: uh, no thats ok
Ginger: you've been silent, I'm sure you have a problem in your life
Kevin: I......I.....I'm......
Lizzie: spill it Kev
Kevin: I'm pregnant!!!!
Everyone gasps a louder gasp than before
Kevin: its all howie's fault! He didn't use a condemn! I told him we should practice safe sex but he said everything would be ok!!
Nick: AND I'M PREGNANT TOO!!! dammit Howie! You latino freak! I was hoping no one would know about it!!
AJ: ehem....ummm.....same here...HOWIE
Brian: wwwaaaaa me too Howie
Lizzie: well Howie what do you have to say to all this?
Howie: I.....I'm pregnant too
Ginger: well, all the Backstreet Boys are pregnant....what to do
Lizzie: Ginger..........I'm pregnant too
Ginger: what???? Its not Howie is it......please don't say its Howie
Lizzie: it was Chris Kirkpatrick of Nsync
Ginger: I hope you all are happy!!
Everyone: yup lets go and learn about birth
Ginger is left alone in Mcdonalds, confused and astonished
Ginger: guys! wait up! I'm pregnant too!! Lance came by a few nights ago!!(she runs out the door)
THE END