Melissa Joan Hart  

Oh my god its Clarissa *giggle giggle* I think i'm gonna pee my pants shes soooo mother fuckin hott....oh yea shes the best actress in the world "yea I'm Melissa Joan Hart, I like to fuck Chris Kirkpatrick, hehehe, flirt with guys, pose for porn and act cause thats what I do best...yea thats it im so hott" BULLSHIT!!!!

 Down wit the bitch! Down wit the bitch! Melissa Joan Hart, aiming to take over your mind Just like Britney Spears, she is a fake. You can tell by her acting. She sounds like every sentance she says is pure sarcasm. "oh Salem oh no!" ehem.....can I get a sarcasm? She has piercings all down her ear and her belly button. What is she a piercing freak or sumthin?? Shes coping me!!! 

Look at what a dork she is in Clarissa Explains it all

She needs boob implants

Somebody get a barf bag

Did you see the San Diego concert thing? Well it was sponsering "U Drive Me Crazy" and it was on channel 13 for CA residents. She was interveiwing Chris from Nsync(please don't start to harass me please I just love a guy with gay ass dreds...is that so bad?). She was acting all flirty and everything and it started to piss me off. I was gonna change the channel but since Nsync was there I just couldn't I was turned to the computer and then I heard a giggly laugh and turned back over to the TV. CHRIS AND MELLISSA WAS DRYLY HUMPING EACHOTHER!!! They had clothes on but it was still sick, I hated Melissa before this but this drove me to insanly hate her. I HATE THAT BITCH!!!