The Moffatts

They smell, they suck, and ohmigod they look like Hanson  

oh hell yea these guys really make my hormones scream


Yes, I know what you thought at first, they were cool. I know it. That shall be made into an untrue statement the Moffatts are the suckiest Boy band out there. Hanson my friends is a girl band, remember? Well the Moffatts are a canadian verson. They are young and girlish and trying to take over the teenybopper world with their gay music and faces. By the way, has anyone ever even heard their music? I have never heard it. It is never played on the radio or anything, yet, why are they taking over all the magazines? why????!!!! God, these guys piss the hell outta me and I'm sure they piss you and Ginger off also. Maybe they'd be a lot better if they all got nose jobs, hair cuts and learned how to make a music video and a song. 


Top ten reasons you should hate the Moffatts  

1. They look like girls

2. They are a sequel to Hanson

3. There is never s Moffatt song on a radio

4. there is an overwhelming amount of Anti Moffatt sites out there

5. Most people hate them

6. They are canadian albinos

7. They think they are all that

8. They use their last name as the name of the group(can you say queer!)

9. They are trying to take over BSB, Nsync and 98 * with shitty music

10. they just suck 


Have I got the point accross yet that these canadian albinos suck? I hope I did and if you have their CD please make me an mp3 file of one of their songs and send it to me!!