BSB rap!! whoohoo!!

You wanted to see the day and hopefully they'll sing these songs for us 


Nick:

Hey everyone my name is Nick

please don't touch me cause I have a small dick

I bleach my blond hair, but you shouldn't care

I'm bored so my nose is something I shall pick

I'm the fave of the group,wow we all know

I'm as stupid as a purple dodo

i dropped outta school, now that ain't cool

But i add and subtract don't ya know

Howie rapes me and it disturbs my weewee

But i'd rather him than Manduh that BEEP

Aaron is fine, Lizzie is mine

And I own a really cute pooch 


Howie:

Howard Dorough, but just call me Howie

I come from Latinia, of course not Maui

I have a chea pet growin,

but its good that i'm knowin

My personality seems kinda cowy

When I see Nick my heart skips a beat

when I rape him its a big treat

He is not gay, but I love him anyway

I'll grab his ass I'll lick his feet

I look trollish is that what you say

Well I can lighten up each and every day

I'll make you smile

for a long while

Please just do it for me okay!


Kevin:

Yea, I'm Kevin

and I'm glad you think i'm hot

I'm from Kentucky!

haha youre not

I'm such a stud,

Howies mah best bud

I make the gals swoon a lot

My brows are a sight you just gotta see

Its a sight for sore eyes,

and yours will be

Not cause theyre sexy,

not cause theyre flexy

Theyre so grose I just wanna pee

I can't sing for horse shit no doubt

Someday i just had to let that out

I wish I was like Brian,

so now i'm cryin

Leave me alone while I cry and pout


AJ:

Am i sexual, do I get really get laid?

Hell ya of course cause I am AJ!

I do cool chicks,

I make porn flicks

might I add I get well paid

I hope that my hair doesnt come off of my head

I should be like Chris and just get dreds

But 5 times a week,

its a thing to seek

My head once was so dry that it bled

I'm a freak and I guess you can tell

But unlike Kevin, I just don't smell

Its very good,

I don't stink up the neighborhood

I'm still normal though, you can tell 


Brian:

Dear god, oh am I on?

Sorry I was praying to the lord in song

Well I'm B-rok Littrell, I don't come from Hell

God put me here to be good cause I'll be gone.

Oh Leighanne! Wanna get married?

That baby of mine is what you carry

Your breasts are big,

thats what I dig

Perched on one is the zoo's canary

I almost died from my oh so weak heart

But thank the lord, he was really smart

To let me live,

give what I gotta give

Pardon me I just did a fart