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This is ProZack. For a science project last year he tested the effects of crack on small mice. According to the data he gathered on the crack mice babies, crack gives you Hujuseyeus (Large Eyeballs) and makes you urinate on yourself uncontrollably. Zack decided to test some of the crack on himself and ever since then when he comes over to my house he pisses all over the place and then starts singing "I'm a Little Crackpot." P.S. I have recently found out that Zack never had any mice and that the whole thing was a ploy to get crack from his school's administration.

If you ever need to get a hold of crack, or crack accessories, just send an e-mail to ProZack

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(This whole thing about crack is a joke. Don't think I am trying to promote drugs or urinating on yourself in anyway, shape or form. )

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The creators of this page would like to apologize for the preceding joke.

It was lame and not very well thought out.

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