Today is a glorious day! Dr. Zachary Zanzabarferdinandapenis (Dr. Zanzabar for short) and I, Dr. Kevin Kevinson, have come across the most amazing object every to be found by our team of scientists. We are not exactly sure what it is yet, however we do know we have something that will possibly, one day, bring world peace.

After waking to find that my new puppy has taken a crap on the floor again, I remembered we have in our possestion a mysterious object that could very well contain the meaning of life. With a quick COLD shower (Personal note- figure out why my nuts shrivel to the size of peanuts everytime a cold shower is taken) I ran out the door and

headed down to the multi-million dollar research laboratory. As soon as I arrived there I was greeted by Dr. Zanzabar who brought me to the main research room. And there it was. Even more magificent than before. Our team of crack scientists, I mean our crack team of scientists, had cleaned it to a beautiful shine. We then spent the rest of the day trying to firgure out how it can be used for the good of the world.

Today I went to McDonald's and got a nifty little toy in my happy meal box. It was one of those neat little army cars. I love that car with all of my life.

My damn puppy chewed up my little army car

So I ate him for dinner

Tests have been going well at the lab. We have come a long way since we first found Project X. However we still don't know what the hell it does. We have several theories about it though. One of those theories, submitted by Dr. Smith, is that it is some kind of extraterrestrial communication device. We all went outside and held it up toward the sky, but nothing happened so we beat the shit out of Dr. Smith and ate him for dinner.