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Van Over For Dictator Cabinet Positions
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We Will Campaign Till You Die!!!
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AHHHH, it's that time of year again...
Campaign time! Don't you hate it? You have to register, you have to leave work to vote, and then in another four years you have no idea that the fool you voted for and put all your faith and beliefs in ends up being a horny putz that probably won't be reelected.
Well folks, I can assure you that if you elect me your Dictator in 2000, you will never have to worry about me getting re-elected. Why? Ha, elect me in November, and I will tell you in January.
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WANTED! WANTED! WANTED!
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We at the campaign headquarters for Van Over for Dictator 2000, are looking for a few blood thirsty people to represent us in the next reign of this nation. Well, Nation today, the World tomarrow.
Which reminds me, we will re-name Earth to a more appropriate name: "Over World"
Anyways.....
We are looking for a few hungry easily led beings ( human preferred, but not neccessary) to help us on our conquest to rule the lands, waters and air that surround us. Send resume to the email address at the bottom of this page.
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Newest Addition To Our Fold!
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Congratulations and a hearty Dictator welcome to our newest member, 1/2 Private Tarded. 1/2 Private Tarded comes to us from the zoo where he had spent the day with his Grandmother. "Heef Bwizzard good, Monkee sheet bahd" says 1/2 Private Tarded. He will be our Enforcer and My personal Bodyguard.
Welcome aboard the Dictator Train known as Van Over 1/2 Private Tarded!
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