07/17/00

I did 7.5 hours of real work today, here at the office. Then I ran out of stuff to do, so I'm updating the news. Dave comes home thursday, I'm pretty excited about that. This also means I have 3 days to learn his album like the palm of my hand.

-Chris

07/13/00

I just took off the link to my email.... yeah, and only 2 people read the news, and only one person sent me an email saying they did. I don't even know why i'm telling you this, because no one is going to read it. Oh well....

The music video i'm working on in flash will be 2400 frames. I'm on frame 140 right now, and it's really good, but I need more creativit right now, and matt is still asleep (dirty bastard).

-Chris

07/10/00

I'm on my lunch break right now, so I decided to update the news. I still don't believe that anyone reads it. So I'm going to add this email link for 2 days only. If you read this, then click the link, and send me a message telling me what you think of the site, or the band, or how you desperately want my sexy body or something, (note: if you're saying you want my sexy body, then you have to also include that you emailed me from the link on the site, otherwise I won't be able to tell that email from the rest of the ones I get from people wanting my sexy body.)

07/10/00

Yesterday I got my digital 8 track recorder from Danny. This means that in the near future we will begin recording 2 more top secret songs.

Things are good, stuff is better...

Anyway, I did 5.5 hours of work today, and i turned in time sheets last friday. So i will get paid, and have a real job. So blow it out your ass, fuzz!!

-The Chris of all trades

07/07/00

I recieved an email from KC today expressing his dismay that Jeremy was named our number one fan. He says he checks the page all the time and reads the news, So i'm pretty confident that KC and Jeremy will be the only ones to read this. KC, not only does Jeremy check the site all the time, he discusses it with me. He hangs out with the band and offers suggestions for shitty songs and crappy lyrics. If you did all these things and let me know that you checked the webpage by referencing it in conversation then maybe some day you will be our number one fan.

In other news. I did more real work today in the office, will get paid.

-Motherfucking Chris

07/05/00

Today I am officially making Jeremy Ernest Gregg our number one fan. By doing so he gains VIP privileges that the Schlieffen Plan is privileged to offer. I am doing this because I know he's the only one who ever looks at our website, and reads the news, and talks to me about songs and stuff. He is an example to you all. You can find a pic of our number one fan here.

-Chris

06/30/00

Yo, what up peeps? I updated the new flash intro i've been working on, but you probably know that by now. I think it's badass.

In oter news, I've been working on the song "Motherfucking Chris", and it's coming along veeeeeeeerrrrrrrryyyyyyyyy smoothly. Look forward to that in the near future.

You may or may not know that Matt has his new guitar. It is afuckingmazing. Seriously.

-Chrisdaddy

06/27/00

I'm at the office again, bout to head home, figured I'd update the news. I'm working on a new flash movie, it is badass. bout 50k, not too bad, but I'd like to have kept it down in size. Anyway, you should laugh a good boffo at this one when it's up. I expect that will be tomorow, cause I'm almost done. I might add sound later...

I know no one is reading this. I'm the only damn person who ever checks the damn news, and i damn write it, damnit.... Please read me... :(

-Chris

06/26/00

Well, it's another day at the office. Today I worked on a badass intro for the site. It will be very cool, and demonstrate my improvement with flash. I also fixed some cosmectic problems with some of the other pages. The bios page has a new look, and the pages all have space at the botton now, none of them have text on the last line. I might post more later. Out for now.

-Chrisdaddy

06/23/00

I'm at work right now. That's right, i have a "job". I "work" at Data Technologies. I don't get paid, I don't do any real work, and I come and go as I please. So today I made new buttons for the website. I hope you like them. I'll probably add more stuff soon, cause I don't have anything else to do. Later for now.

-Chris

06/16/00

Ok guys, the website has been pretty much neglected since the last news update, and that's a big gap. Here's the roundup. I was in california for 2 weeks, I got back a coupple of days ago. I built my new computer, so far. Asus k7v motherboard, athalon 850, monster sound mx400, new 5 piece 70 watt digital Altec speakers. Yeah, it's sex.

As far as the band, Danny borrowed my 8 track, he will return it soon. I have been working on some lyrics to a new song. It should be kinda beastie boys / easy E styling. Not sure though, we'll have to see.

If you have any more questions then act like you care and call us. Then you would be a good fan, and you could hang out and stuff. yeah.

-Chris

05/25/00

Yoyoyo. I can sooooooo breakdance. Like seriously. I am really good. You should come with me some time, I could show you some stuff.

I'm sorry I didn't update the site in a while. I've been busy doing stuff, like breakdanceing.

I'm rebuilding my computer. Athalon 850, ordered the stuff today. New speakers, sound card, video card, ram, hard drive, will all come later.

I was informed today that Kendall is obsessed with our website. That's pretty cool. You could do well to learn from her, and also become obsessed with the website.

Ummmmmm, I'm gonna go now. I'll try to update more often. And we'll see about getting that lyrics page up. 4 more songs in progress.

-Chrisdaddy

05/17/00

Hey guys. 3:19 am, we had our last day of school today. F-ing A!!! Much wackeyness. Cal is here, he's spending the night, we're going to loot Cottonwood. And tomorow we gots to do some "shopping" at the Galleria. Night you little superfans who actually read the fake news.

-Chrissauce

05/12/00

Ok guys. I'm updating the news. Recent events include my having a 71.7 in physics, that's right, a C. I've slept some. Aldo lives here now. Dave comes home in about an hour, then we record "Beach Bitch".

In related news, Daikatana kicks ass, and Aldo is makeing me get Soldier of fortune... so I will. We can't play pool because there's a big mess of crap on my pool table.

$0.49 taco supremes at Taco Bell. They still suck, but they're cheaper. The band will eat them.

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.

-Chris

05/10/00

Well, I finally wrote my bio, it's up now, also I thought it was about time to take off "Coming soon", so I did. The senior project aspect of this site is now over, so we can do whatever we want now. Also, G-Thang is complete, you can download it now - It sounds really good. My favorite part of the songs is the last 20 seconds or so - I sound really good :). This one was just me, danny and chris. We've performed it live a few times, but we changed it up a lil bit. Lyrics coming soon.

Mad Props to Ann Marie for being superfan #1 of the Schlieffen Plan.

-Matt

05/09/00

Later that day... today Mr. Gans downloaded "3 Pronged Attack" in biology and played it for the class. I was taking a stupid physics quiz. Apparently he really liked it. Dave thought it was really good too. Here's a quote "I think its funny how we came out of the same womb, but you're more of a bawitdaba to my its so you." But he still thinks it rules. Just as I don't listen to Lisa Loeb, but I like Dave's album.

Today Matt and I also did tracks for "G-Thang, in G". I am actually working on it right now. Danny should be on his way over to help mix it and punch me in for the recording.

Dave comes home this friday,