The Evil Of POP

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The Evil Of POP

For those who take the time to think (I know it's hard, especially with a low I.Q.), haven't you ever realized that a majority of people in the POP music scene are blonde? And considering that blonde is the hair color most criticized for being, well... stupid- isn't it atleast a little funny that most of them try to act, well... smart?

THE GIRLS

Britney Spears- Let's start out with the 'Queen' of the genre. My opinion is that Miss Spears should be speared. But, then again, I'm biased. It's just that, if any of those little eight year olds actually listened to her lyrics, they'd probably turn into bigger sluts than their idol. Briteny portrays life as cookies and cream, where you don't have to worry about anything BUT leading some poor sap on, or breaking up with your boyfriend. Sadly, life blows. It is a dark place where people die, you get old and some people are really miserable/unpopular. Sorry if some of us couldn't be blessed with the 'wholesome' image of Clueless (Yeah, this is a self-pity trip). But, really now. If she thinks herself to be a role model, why would she teach things like how to wear as little clothes as possible and get away with it?

Christina Aguilera- Bleach. That is my first complaint about this 'hispanic' princess, whose entire family has dark brown hair EXCEPT her. Oh, but it's natural-- riiiight, And then there's the whole thing with ol' Freddy and Eminem. All I'll say, since I already got my word, is that the bitch needs to stop running around like she owns Hollywood. She wears her skimpy "clothes" [they're not clothes so much as little pieces of cloth positioned over key parts of her anatomy] and ugly ass hair extensions and tries to act suprised when she runs into a little trouble on the boy front. She's gonna be old news one day, and when she is, I just hope Christina will still be able to cry into her famous pillow and not have one of her press-on nails fall off.

THE GUYS

N*Sync- ::Snicker,snicker:: I guess I should include N*Suck. Honestly. Has their ever been a boy band that didn't suck? I don't THINK so. It's like part of their contract, y'know, right next to the part that says the group cannot be in any way original or "unstylish". Wait a minute. Did I say boy "band"? Lemme change that to 'girlie singing group'. Because unlike bands, they do NOT create their own music. As much as their crazed fans like to insist that they write their own songs, all that "Bye, Bye, Bye" crap was completely manufactured by some corporate executive. N*Sync are just there to look pretty and squeal like the wussies they are. I mean, Justin alone looks like he has a brillo pad stapled to his head, and the rest of 'em don't look any better. Alright, I'll stop. Some little preppy kids are gonna chase me with their N*Suck spatulas now.

O-Town- The ultimate product of the music industry, life size dolls that come with a full wardrobe and nice voices. Sure, the TV show was entertaining enough. I mean, they were all such bad actors, it was hard not to laugh when Paul made his tearful goodbye, or when that ego-maniac Jacob insisted on being a big pop star just like his idol Justin Timberlake! And now that the show is over, I can still enjoy watching these idiots on TRL with that fake-ass song "Liquid Dreams". Yeah. They wish they could get a 'morph-erotic dream', but all their gonna get are mornings where they wake up with soaked bed sheets that they have to throw out because of the ::snicker, snicker:: stiffness that follows.


	Turn That UP! \| home The Evil Of POP \| Rock \| Battle of the Bands The Evil Of POP For those who take the time to think (I know it's hard, especially with a low I.Q.), haven't you ever realized that a majority of people in the POP music scene are blonde? And considering that blonde is the hair color most criticized for being, well... stupid- isn't it atleast a little funny that most of them try to act, well... smart? THE GIRLS Britney Spears- Let's start out with the 'Queen' of the genre. My opinion is that Miss Spears should be speared. But, then again, I'm biased. It's just that, if any of those little eight year olds actually listened to her lyrics, they'd probably turn into bigger sluts than their idol. Briteny portrays life as cookies and cream, where you don't have to worry about anything BUT leading some poor sap on, or breaking up with your boyfriend. Sadly, life blows. It is a dark place where people die, you get old and some people are really miserable/unpopular. Sorry if some of us couldn't be blessed with the 'wholesome' image of Clueless (Yeah, this is a self-pity trip). But, really now. If she thinks herself to be a role model, why would she teach things like how to wear as little clothes as possible and get away with it? Christina Aguilera- Bleach. That is my first complaint about this 'hispanic' princess, whose entire family has dark brown hair EXCEPT her. Oh, but it's natural-- riiiight, And then there's the whole thing with ol' Freddy and Eminem. All I'll say, since I already got my word, is that the bitch needs to stop running around like she owns Hollywood. She wears her skimpy "clothes" [they're not clothes so much as little pieces of cloth positioned over key parts of her anatomy] and ugly ass hair extensions and tries to act suprised when she runs into a little trouble on the boy front. She's gonna be old news one day, and when she is, I just hope Christina will still be able to cry into her famous pillow and not have one of her press-on nails fall off. THE GUYS *NSync- ::Snicker,snicker:: I guess I** should include NSuck. Honestly. Has their ever been a boy band that didn't suck? I don't THINK so. It's like part of their contract, y'know, right next to the part that says the group cannot be in any way original or "unstylish". Wait a minute. Did I say boy "band"? Lemme change that to 'girlie singing group'. Because unlike bands, they do NOT create their own music. As much as their crazed fans like to insist that they write their own songs, all that "Bye, Bye, Bye" crap was completely manufactured by some corporate executive. NSync are just there to look pretty and squeal like the wussies they are. I mean, Justin alone looks like he has a brillo pad stapled to his head, and the rest of 'em don't look any better. Alright, I'll stop. Some little preppy kids are gonna chase me with their NSuck spatulas now. O-Town*- The ultimate product of the music industry, life size dolls that come with a full wardrobe and nice voices. Sure, the TV show was entertaining enough. I mean, they were all such bad actors, it was hard not to laugh when Paul made his tearful goodbye, or when that ego-maniac Jacob insisted on being a big pop star just like his idol Justin Timberlake! And now that the show is over, I can still enjoy watching these idiots on TRL with that fake-ass song "Liquid Dreams". Yeah. They wish they could get a 'morph-erotic dream', but all their gonna get are mornings where they wake up with soaked bed sheets that they have to throw out because of the ::snicker, snicker:: stiffness that follows.