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Toothy Ali is one scary person. Her smile seems to be in a state
of perpetual...smile. There is reason to believe she may be a
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| Bullseye Aim is a dead shot. She is capable of hitting an @ sign
from across the room. She also enjoys hunting small, tame game,
such as various species of Deros. Her lifelong goal is to collect
the cheeks of Cory |
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Brita, the better corpse filter. She's the best mortician this
side of the River Styx. She recently got bored of waiting for bodies
to come to her, so now she goes after fresh ones. |
| Chris DoHer is obsessed. He speaks incessantly of his ambitions
to be a porn star. He may have tried too hard to overcome
obstacles. |
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Cory Cheeks is the heartthrob of the Academy. His dashing cheeks,
gorgeous hair, and sexy earlobes have won over all the girls....and
some guys. This heterosexual male keeps a watchful eye out for
Bullseye Aim, for fear she may snatch too hard at his cheeks....all
four of them. |
| Erika the Medic is on a quest to help as many people as possible,
even if it means hurting those people first. |
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| Jenny Sparrow is a female known for her ability to strike the
scrotum with remarkable speed. Her seriousness is not to be
underestmated. |
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The Hippie is a pyscopath bent on making the world her own
little Hippie Empire. She has many plans on implenting her Hippie
Regime and making everyone "happy". Her kind of happiness, of course.
Her famous line "No sadness for you!!"
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| Near Far is a computer wizard of high caliber. His skills are unmatched
by most. With the world heading towards the year 2000, he plans to
take cintrol of all the malfunctioning computers and clean up all the money. |
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| Robber Van Dyk is a master pirater. He is involved in the largest
illegal software distribution ring the Academy has ever seen. He's
got a finger on every pirated software in the building. He goes to
great lengths to protect himself from capture. |
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Goofy is one of scary humor. His goofiness is not to be
underestimated. He posesses size and strength and can make a hyena
laugh till its eyes pop out.
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| Timmy Markantes is a master of disguise. He can infiltrate
anywhere with his makeovers. Watchful for he not only is tight
with the girls, he can look like them too. |
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Biohazard Goat is a hazard to the human race. It is her goal to
nueter every male on earth with a spork. It has been recently rumored
that she is now planning to start the nuetering of females as well.
Note: Sporks are banned in 48 states and in 56 countries.
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| Yervant Dermenjian is one with many names. Keep your ears
open you never know when he is being talked about. He is constantly
running away from the tracker Low and a wrestling dummy. |
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