Howdy.

Yall come on in an' have a drink. Ah don' usually bite, 'less yall ask real nice.

Tell ya the truth, ah don' know what t' say here. Ah don' talk all that much usually, so ah reckon ah'll jes throw some stuff out here that other folk seemed t' find  innerestin'.

This here's the home page, effn yall hadn' figgered that out a'ready. The "About" button, well, that'll take ya t' a page o' stuff, y'know, jes general noise 'bout me, an' a picture or two o' me. Mebbe someday ah'll git some more stuff in here. Mebbe. The "Links" button, that'll take yall to a list o' places ah like t' visit, or thangs ah jes like.  An' ah think most everbody knows bah now how t' use that thar email thang.

Yall stay long as ya like, an' come back now an' then. An' drop by the bar effn yer around. It's called the Bloody Rose. Feel free t' shoot the piano player, but don' mess with the jukebox.