I have been think that the cows in Earthworm Jim are none other than dreaded vampire cows ready to suck our blood... didn't you always though it was funny the way they could fly? The only creature to fly apart from birds and regular bats was dracula lord of the undead himself. maybe he got bored of drinking blood and MOO-ved on to milk and accidently bite the cow too hard (according to the answers on the villi people if you lick cows they taste of milk. Maybe his natural biting abilitys came out.) turning one of our female bovine freinds into a blood sucking member of the undead... then it when around biting the other Fresians and they all became vampire's to. Lemming has concured that in fact the powdered foul tasting instant milk is none other than the remains of dead vampire cows which have died and turned into powder in the sunlight (Cows are not that smart.)

Look at Lemm's Vampire cow pic HERE.

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