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Notorius Theif Escapes!
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Oct. 12,1999 Tokyo,Japan
The notorius theif, "The Hog" Escaped yesterday morning after a car crashed through the Tokyo jail. He is most likely to steal pots,door handles,CD cases, and mouse pads. So you should keep these things very safe.If you see him (picture on left) you should try and catch him because he isn't too strong. If you catch him,bring him to a jail in your city until Tokyo comes for him.
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Oct.10,1999 Moscow,Russia
Early this morning,someone by the name of Jacob Ovislash,went beserk.He was a very rich man and he owned a "Hummer". He jumped in and drove around Moscow hitting people left and right,crashing--no,running over other cars,going off nature made jumps until he went off a cliff into a lake. He killed 10,000 people,not including him and ruined 25,000 cars! The reason he did this is unknown,but we will get back to you on why later on.
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Hummer Owner Goes Beserk
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