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| "Bazooka Joe" Escapes from prison. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Oct. 10,1999,Toronto,Ontairio Last night, "bazooka Joe" escaped from the Toronto jail. He and his bazooka went around terrorizing the metropolis. He has shot three people and is still out there.If you might know where this "Bazooka Joe" is, please call the Toronto jail immediatley.Further bulletins as event continues. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Local Cow Eats Farmer | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Oct. 9,1999,Tenesse,U.S.A. Late last night,George Jenkins, a local farmer,awoke to a banging noise. He looked outside his window and saw that his front door had been smashed in. Taking his shotgun,he went down the stairs,carefully.When he got to the bottom,he saw his fatest cow,Mildred.He slowly raised his shotgun and was just about to fire when..... His favouite cow,Mildred ate him!!! The cow hasn't been found yet,and we think that she did it because she knew that the farmer was going to kill and eat her. We'll get back to you later. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Mysterious Sock Thief Captured | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Oct.7,1999 Sydney,Austrailia | The mysterious sock theif of sydney,austrailia was captured this morning,ending the rain of terror he had caused the city. He had at least 25,000 pairs of socks in his secret underground base. All the socks were returned to their owners.Now, the people of Sydney can rest easy and belive that their socks will still be there in the morning.
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