Assassins TMBs that were sent to me that I thought would make it more convienient if I put them on a seperate page:
You know you have playing too much Battlezone when ...
1) You try to install an SP-Stabber cannon on the side of your car and wonder why its doesnt work.
... then you realise it lacks a Cannon gunport
... and then you think it uses a Rocket gunport instead!
2) You start wearing a space suit everywhere you go.
... and you are carrying a plasma rifle as self defence.
3) You change the entire instrument panel of your car to fit the Battlezone HUD.
4) You recycle every car you can get your hands on in order to get more scrap to build a factory.
5) You make several clay models of the Battlezone map terrain and start pushing battlezone model miniatures all over it in order to find the best strategies.
6) All you friends respond to your calls with : Grizzly here!
7) When buying your next car, you ask the dealer is there a free Cannon given with your car or do you need to go the Armoury to get new weapons.
8) You start calling your local gas station a supply depot or hanger.
9) You decide to fix a Solar power array in your backyard, which allows you to put your own personal communications tower to get to Skyeye.
... and when that doesn't work, you decide that Skyeye must be down.
10) You see anything flying through the sky as a Fury and start yelling orders to shoot it down.
11) You storm the Russian embassy in protest to their attacks on Eagle Nest 1.
12) You break into NASA and demand they spill the beans on NSDF.
13) You start looking for meteor crash sites in hopes of finding some bio metal scraps.
14) You scavenge the local junk yard to see if you can find any bio metal.
15) You play so much Battlezone when your $10,000 super duper computer burns out during your Strategy multiplayer Battlezone game, the only thing you are worried is that you were denied the chance to wipe out those communist pinkos.
16) You spend more time playing Battlezone then sleeping.
17) When your boss threatens to fire you, you get yourself ready to snipe him when he leaves in his car.
18) If you see anybody name with Arkin on it, you start yelling TRAITOR!!
19) You never drive in straight lines down the highways, you keep zigging and zagging to throw off those snipers and whoevers on your tail.
20) You buy a P-47 Thunderbolt fighter so you can make a scout out of it.
21) You approach the local arms dealer and ask for M60A7 Grizzly tanks and M60A8 Wolverines.
22) You dive for cover whenever somebody throws 2 white balls together at you.